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I had braces but my teeth are crooked (WEAR YOUR RETAINER) I have these two really ugly dimples in my chin when I smile... I smile alot... I'm not naturally a brunette... I like to pout..alot... I swerve for birds while driving, havent you noticed that most birds WALK across the road! I could never kill a bird... or anything really, perhaps if I got really angry then maybe the crazy czechserb in me might come out... I hate it when people try to add me without messaging me first, no message, not add, I dont care how hot you are (or think you are) mind you Im a sucker for dogs, so if there's a picture of your puppy on your page or a mention of your dogs, then chances are I might add you... I ♥ dogs....alot more than people....alot alot more than people

I'm Renata II (yes I am a second! I also go by the names Naata, Shanaynay, Maud, Loiche Master Fagtron McBirdie, Mum, Daughter, Debelce (fatty) & Waffle but my parents call me Akyska

I'm the flyest pinquahead on the planet!!!!!

I actually come across as really dense, really loud and kinda very very stupid but in reality I'm actually really really smart, infact I'd go as far as saying that I'm intelligent...sometimes HAHA! It has also been said that I'm one of the funnest people to hangout with on account that I have no limits =P

Talking to my doggies makes me happy, I like talking to them in funny voices, they seem to find it amusing! and I like putting socks on their faces hahaha and I think dogs are the best, which probably explains why I own 4 of them, 1 little doggy, 1 medium sized doggy, 1 enormously huge doggy and another equally enormous doggy whos still a puppy! Yay for puppy Misha who likes to talk... Undee is my favourite, he follows me around like a bad smell! Me and Undee go way back, I remember when I didnt even want him, I wanted his fat brother but I had no choice, Undee was a loser, but we became best friends, he even sleeps in my bed, and we cuddle.... awww little Undee! hahaha.... Undee is currently asleep on my lap....his breath stinks... really bad... okay I lied, it doesnt smell anymore because now he's got no teeth!

I want a pet rat but my mum says "NO RATS IN MY HOUSE!" I will name him... BRUNO! I also want an axolotl because theyre SO cute!!!

I like all sorts of weird music (not all of it is weird...just uncommon) I like habibi dance with a teatowel music, french feed me croissants music, italiano lets throw pizza dough in the air music... I also like rock & roll, mellow hippy stoner shit, boohoo I love you music (thats rnb), put on your blue suede shoes 50's, cheesy 80's crap (and yes, 80's music is shit, I just happen to like shit) and pretty much anything else in between.... I can listen to almost anything....except the black eyed peas, they were good before fergie...now they suck shrivelled lemonparty balls...mmm lemon party

I like lobsters, lobloblobbbbbeeerrrrssssssss.... crustaceans are mighty fine, I like hanging out with Sid & Lucy, I have a mega crush on Duane, we drink chardonnay together, Im a super fan of the doobie ashtray, infact im the j-c rollermaster...Did you know that coke is a great after meal digestive? HeHe not to mention I'm quite fond of the vino amongst other things

Why do guys grow dirty sanchez style moustaches?

I'm a gin junkie.... I love martinis (but not vodka, that shits gross) and my sensitive palate only takes the expensive shit, so no gordons gin thanks. I spend my nights at work getting pissed on red wine and champagne cocktails...I may or may not be an alcoholic... okay I probably am and alcoholic considering I make 10am bottlo visits and sulk when Im confronted with the reality that bottle shops open and 12 and nobody should be drinking in the morning... Im a derro who does champagne skulls and then runs across the road, strips down and frolicks in the water wearing nothing but my underpants, bless sunday sessions at the Cott

I like to read, real books... actually theyre usually kids novels but thats because I like being a little kid, I dont think I'll ever stop... My papa and I love watching The Witches together, we both imitate Bruno Jenkins, I love Roald Dahl!! My papa always tell me that I eat sweetly, Ive never quite understood how someone can eat sweetly but my whole family tells me that I look "so cute" when I eat... It could be because I actually chew rather than gobble like the rest of them but who knows....

I have an unhealthy obsession with fake tan, Im almost always orange... actually I dont think I look orange but Bao always teases me... Quite frankly Id rather have nice skin when Im thirty.... Im all up for plastic surgery, I like fake tits, would like nothing more than a set of ultrafat cocksucking lips oh AND I want ass implants so my booty can get more ghetto :( I love girl on girl porn and Im all for the legalisation of brothels in Perth. Sometimes I think I was meant to be born a man, I doubt Id be able to keep my dick in my pants if I was. <-- My mother gave me a very big lecture on that little...paragraph haha apparently daughters should behave more appropriately

My mother tells me that I have a terrible taste in men, suprisingly no 2 guys I have ever brought home have ever looked alike in any way...except their hair is most probably brown... I think short fat hairy wogs are hot, and I have a thing for big honker noses... (Im not joking, big noses add character and I think their sexy GO BARBARA!) My grandma says I cant marry a short man because my children will be short.... My grandma is about 5"4... Im a czechserb which means I have a revolting temper, never pick a fight with me unless youre prepared for a mouthful of a comeback.... I think that most slavs are insane & czech men are all bicycle riding drunks who all have one thing in common with the rest of eastern europe and thats VEGETA...

My hobbies include playing knock and run, skipping barefoot down the street at 3am, seeing how long it takes to be kicked out of shopping centres because Ive decided to light up indoors, having pull-back car races at the bus port, playing in the toys section ummmmmmmm oh oh oh and doing drive bys yelling PITCHFORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at people while throwing things (usually tiny teddies) at them. I love the rain! and I love dancing in the rain (I do not actually know how to dance...) I also enjoy playing spotlight in enormous parks, listening to the doors, smoking marijuana (I roll the best joints on earth), dropping acid, playing on swings as well as writing stories and picking my nose

Please Note: I hate my body, despite what you may see in my pictures, I am fat, I know what I am and I know what Im not, and I can deal with that but its highly recommended that you are made aware of this as it may or may not come as a shock when you realise Ive got plenty of junk in my trunk...

My family are the most important thing in the world to me, and I will never let them down.

I may be mummy and daddy's spoilt little rich girl but please disregard this when making judgements on me. I earn all my own cash, buy my own goodies and have no shame in flaunting my ridiculously pricey taste in clothes and shoes.

I am almost always impossible to get a hold of, Im always breaking plans at the last minute and I usually take my time in getting back to you...

I dont like policemen, theyre horrible, especially the old farts who love to lecture, ok ok ok I KNOW Im not supposed to talk on my phone, but you SAW me pulled over you assmuncher, you suck, GO EAT POO! Mind you I should be happy I only got $100 fine for no P plates (even tho I said they flew away and put them back up when you questioned their whereabouts) Also, I take too many drugs and drink too much to be a policemans friend, except the corrupt ones, Im all open for them.... kinda... not really... PLEASE DONT DOB ON ME!

I like to have nice things, and its pretty obvious, I take pride in what I have, Im a poorass thanks to bad habits, I drive a Saab 93 convertable, awesome to drive in the summertime while listening to awesome tunes with the roof down, ciggie in one hand and a cold beer in the other.... DONT DRINK AND DRIVE KIDDIES! ITS BADDDDDDD!!!!!! (thats a lie) I want a sexy black mercedes... actually I love those cars... I want to have a mercedes and have lots of sex on my bonnet... I'm constantly spending my hard earnt money on things that I really cant afford, Im obsessed with gold, I love pearls and sparkly diamonds... I think I just need to find myself a nice rich sugardaddy whole buy me a gigantic pearshaped engagement ring (the one in garden city rosendorfs to be exact) in exchange for good times *wink wink* WHAT WOULD MY MUMMY DEAREST SAY! Actually she say's Im terrible Muriel however I don't particularly believe in love so why not go for the next best thing? DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS YO!

My passion is art, I love to paint.... One day I'll own my own gallery! My dream job would be to own a top gentlemens club with highclass strippers, where they look like theyre performing sex, so that by the time the last bit of clothing is on the floor youre rock hard and ready to blow.... Yeah I like to tease... Go figure

I love going on early morning adventures, playing hide and seek, running around in the rain specially when the road is still hot and I can dance barefoot. I like to hold hands, particularly when crossing the street. I hate sleep-overs, I dont like clingly boys (or girls), I'm a great big whorebag and the answer is no, I dont want to be your girlfriend.

I think I talk way too much and I cant be fucked typing anymore "about me", I talk alot of gibberish

PINQUA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just because I think Im awesome doesnt mean you will, I take the piss out of everyone, make mean comments about people without realising, Im kinda sarcastic and occasionally cynical, and wont put up with your whiney crap so dont expect it!

If you wanna chat then send me a message and we'll get the party started

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Victoria Beckham... I couldnt give a rats ass that people think shes a mole or too skinny, I think shes absolutely fabulous, if theres anyone who can get away with a pair of supershort hot pants, a corset and a shirt its her.

Janice Dickinson so I can attempt getting her into bed

Morrissey cos I wanna know if he reallllyyy is a virgin :P (someone has confirmed that Morrissey is infact not a virgin)

and the one and only Amanda Lepore simply because its the only chick with a dick that could ever turn me on