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Clearing the fine line between bitch and cunt since 1983.

Whatever female-driven, emotion-based dilemma you may be dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But for the sake of time and sanity, let's break this down into a little male-driven fact-based logic:

+Don't namedrop or I'll remove you.
+Don't post a million bulletins asking for comments...or I'll remove you.
+I'm too old for the emo scene, hardcore scene, metal scene or any other scene. Take that shit elsewhere.
+I have a temper, mainly 'cause I'm kinda fucked in the head, no joke. I apologize, but deal with it in the meanwhile.
+I have a shit list, and I'm always lookin' to add more people to it. You game?
+ I am blunt to a fault. I apologize in advance, but hey - at least I'm not lying to ya.
+ I'm extremely private and have little trust in anyone. Don't assume you know me, because guess what? You don't! And you probably never will unless you can somehow gain that trust.
+ Fiercely loyal to and protective of my friends and family. Fuck with them - let's see what I do to you.
+I'm a nerd. Well. Sort of. Maybe. I have comics and graphic novels, does that count?
+Former major pro wrestling fan. (HART FAMILY FOR LIFE!) Don't get me start on the WWF/WCW ratings war or we will be arguing.
+There are only two times that you and everyone else do not exist to me: during "Chuck" and "Law & Order:SVU." Watch these shows, and then you'll see where I'm coming from.
+Yes I fangirl. No, I can't always control it. I'M EXCITABLE!!! Sorry, geez.
+I am very easily entertained and amused. It's kinda sad.
+Quotes tend to sum up my personality quite well.
+Music = life. (Now if only I could play an instrument...)
+I still think everyone should have a theme song. And mine will always be "Without Me." Eminem? Genius!
+I still don't really do random adds. Message first, kplzthx.

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Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours
let us in!

"There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing"
"I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by."

"You like pain? Try wearing a corset."

"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?"

"You're a danger to both the dead and the living."
"I like to think that I am a master of my own destiny."

"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

"You know what I do? I connect. I get people off. I find the guy that's not getting off and I make him get off. Actually, THAT you can print."

"He knows how to play! Itty...bitty...baby...Potter!"

"Suck my unit."

"Is there anything else you'd like to add, Twiggy?"
"Whiskey and speed."

"Wait! Don’t print that! You’ll ruin my reputation. At least lie and say that I’ve got a dead body in my closet or something.”

"You're allowed to say 'fuck' on TV over here, right? Cool....fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"

"Serious, serious, serious."

"I'm the villain in this fucking story!"

8.) Who are more complicated guys or girls?
Girls have boobs and periods and babies and need chocolate . . duh!!!!
^^Haha, I <3 my Aunt Cyndi.

"Virgo sun, Scorpio moon, Sagi rising? Geez. Remind me not to get on your bad side."
My card reader upon the first visit. (He actually shrank back a little as he said this.)

Niki: I don't think I wanna live in Hell.
But it would make a nice address.

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Obligatory social network whoring.

makeshiftmartyr.livejournal.com
twitter.com/alyze
last.fm/user/_alyze
facebook.com/missadams

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Thank you and goodnight.

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Ideally...

Cillian Murphy

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Trent Reznor

These two? Heroes of mine. Someone arrange a meet with them, post haste!

Truth be told, I'm not usually up for meeting new people. I'm not opposed to it, but I'm not all gung ho on extending my circle. I don't have a particular "type", I get along with all kinds of people. If we have similar tastes in music and/or movies, that's a good start right there. If you're true to yourself, then I'll like you just fine. PLEASE message me first or have someone or something in common with me before you ask for an add! If you don't, I will deny you. And hitting on me does not constitute as a real message.

Who I would NOT like to meet:

+ liars.
+ fakes.
+ attention whores.
+ dramamongers.
+ borderline stalker types.
+ unimaginative types
+ the overly serious.
+ people who don't know when to stop being assholes.
+ people who have no passion for anything.
+ "pigs", as in male chauvinistic. Pigs as in NIN fans? You guys are fine.
+ people who are deliberately ignorant.
+ If you're a hardcore Twilight fan...then we've got a major issue - as in placing a restraining order as a preemptive strike issue. I don't trust a Twihard any farther than I can throw them. Y'all are crazy murderous violent.

NIN Playlist

Normally, this is an embedded player. But Myspace decided to block Project Playlist players because Interscope - like much of the record industry - is filled with a bunch of money grubbing whores and they threatened with copyright infringement when none was occurring. But apparently they aren't cutting off links. Opening this will not interfere with any music you may be playing, and will not redirect from your window. It does open up in a new one.