AyupFckinhell
AyupFckinhell Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass

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30 years old
Wakefield, West Yorkshire
United Kingdom



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APPARENTLY, I AM A HERMIT

This APPARENTLY stands for

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

Yes, as im sure you will agree, its all a load of bollox, i found it while walking the dog u know, haha

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

   
NOW FOR SOME RIB TICKLING

This guy is special lol


The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

  1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

  2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

  3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

  4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

  5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

  6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

  7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

  8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

  9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

  10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

  11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

  12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

  13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

  14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

  15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.


YOU COULDN..T PAY FOR THIS KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT.

Watch for the little scamp falling
thru the floor, bless him lol


MUSIC

A LIL SELECTION FROM MY COLLECTION

10 Random Tracks From The Mainstream

  1. Cast - Walkaway
  2. Chemical Bros & Flaming Lips – The Golden Path
  3. James – Out to Get You
  4. Mecury Rev – The Dark is Rising
  5. Embrace – Come Back To What You Know
  6. Fiona Apple – Across The Universe
  7. Coldplay – Everythings Not Lost
  8. The Stone Roses – Waterfall
  9. Royksopp - Sparks
  10. Grandaddy – Now its On
if u like em, plz respect the artists and BUY the tracks
THE LEGENDARY TECHNO CLUB...THE ORBIT

10 CLASSIC TRANCE TUNES:

  1. Blue Alphabet - Cybertrance
  2. Jam & Spoon - The Age of Love
  3. Jones & Stephenson - The First Rebirth
  4. Limited Growth - No Fate (Quadran Remix)
  5. Underworld - Rez
  6. Brainchild - Symmetry (P Mix)
  7. Quench - Dreams
  8. Gouryella - Walhalla
  9. Union Jack - Two Full Moons & a Trout
  10. DJ Hell - My Definition of House Music (Resistance D mix)
if u like em, plz respect the artists and BUY the tracks


YES, THANKS FANTAZIA IT CERTAINLY WAS

Well this was my first introduction into proper dance music I was still in school when I first heard the fantazia compilations ahhh the memories listening to my Alba personal cassette player, ok so I couldn’t afford a Sony lol, i was poor when i was growing up, if i hadnt bin born a boy id have had fck all to play with. hehe



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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wakefield
Body type:0' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Someday
Occupation:Jack of all trades, Master of none



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Right, suppose this is the bit where I tell u about myself, if anyone’s interested which is doubtful but hey I cant leave it blank… or can I lol, no best not hehe. Ok im on here for a few reasons one is to show my love for music and how its shaped my life thus far, another reason is to find a fine woman to settle down with, wishful thinkin maybe but no harm in trying I say.
The other reason is to find out who kicked my m8s back door in, poor lad hasn’t walked right since, im appealing for witnesses but no one has come forward at this time. the intruders discription is, tall bout 4..2" clean shaven with a beard he walks with a lisp and has curly teeth it also appears he has 20/20 vision with his glasses on, if anyone has any info on this matter plz get in touch.

ok I live in West Yorkshire, in a town called Wakefield, where the sight of burnt out cars and the sounds the ASBOS make during the night make it a very romantic place to live the kids round here treat me with respect too as long as I buy them there cider we get along perfectly.

I have a daily routine that I vigorously stick to, it all starts at 6am, with 200 sit-ups followed by 200 pressups i then like to lay back and do 5 or 6 reps on the bench press lifting approx 400kg, if im stil feeling fruity i usually follow up with a 10 mile jog it does wonders for my day and i feel much better for it, id recommend to others definately.

Ive had a few highlights in my life but none more so than the day i stumbled across the clitoris, what a great day that was for both of us.
I also love to travel, favourite places have got to be Amsterdam, Ibiza, Rome, and the local abattoir lol

As u have probably noticed I have a strange but wonderfull sense of humour in fact i can laugh at almost anything and i will make a joke out of almost anything too, but if u find my humour offensive or just think im a wanker plz put ur thoughts into a msg id love to hear from you.


Name:Chris.
Birthday:9th April
Birthplace:Dewsbury
Current Location:Wakefield
Eye Color:Red, most of the time.
Hair Color:Brown.
Height:5..6"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Cock handed.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Leather ones.
Your Weakness:My strength.
Your Fears:Being shot in the ASS.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To find a damn good woman
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Speak up i cant hear a fckin word your saying.
Thoughts First Waking Up:Toilet.
Your Best Physical Feature:My clinkers we are at one with each other.
Your Bedtime:When my eyelids fail me.
Your Most Missed Memory:Jeez ya know what,i cant remember.
Pepsi or Coke:Either, they..re both great for removing limescale.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Howz about, a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
Single or Group Dates:Group date..s so long as there all women
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:WTF!
Cappuccino. or Coffee:cappuccino
Do you Smoke:Indeed.
Do you Swear:Fckin loads.
Do you Sing:Only when im winning.
Do you Shower Daily:i avnt showered in years i fookin Humm.
Have you Been in Love:Nope.
Do you want to go to College:Maybe.
Do you want to get Married:if its a visa ur after, im afraid the authorities have shut down my operation.
Do you believe in yourself:Of course, i would have hung myself time ago if i didn’t
---=o<-<.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Yeah, terrible state of affairs.
Are you a Health Freak:No im a bit of a salad dodger.
Do you get along with your Parents:Of course ive gotta keep em sweet.
Do you like Thunderstorms:No Way, ive seen what lightning can do, have u seen Russel Brand!
Do you play an Instrument:The love Trombone.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Alas i have not.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:This is England motherfcker.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Is this American slang for Carpet Munching?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Fckin Sushi...Dirty bastard.
In the past month have you been on Stage:My life is a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped:ive had A dump.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Come again, in my good ear this time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Lighters, ive got a very nice collection.
Ever been Drunk:Yeah.. hiccup.
Ever been called a Tease:Not that i can recall no.
Ever been Beaten up:No, i do the beating up around here pal.
Your favourite colour:Blue.
Your least favourite colour:Yellow & Green.
Perfect partner:Would be sexually active and clear of any STDs.


Who I'd like to meet:

THE BASH STREET KIDS... FOOKIN DANDY!!



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misjah in Serbia nov 14

misjah in Serbia nov 14



Sep 11 2008 5:32 AM

AyupFckinhell!!... How are you?

I want to invite u to Fantazia in Glasgow on September 27th. I'm doing a dj set there under my alias "Dyewitness" and would love for u to come if ur around :)..let me know if u can make it ok?..Hope to see you there.
Greetz, Misjah


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Feb 12 2008 1:16 PM

New Cosmic Gate Mix Album!
Our new mix album Back 2 Back 3 is in stores now! Click here to find out more!

Cheers Nic and Bossi

misjah in Serbia nov 14

misjah in Serbia nov 14



Nov 4 2007 11:05 AM

Hi AyupFckinhell , How are you?

I want to invite u to FantasyLand in Edinburgh on November 24th. I am doing a DJ set there under my alias Dyewitness. As u can see on the flyer it will be a HUGE party!! ;)...Hope to see you there :) greetz, Misjah


Dyewitness Nov 24th, FantasyLand
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Sep 28 2007 10:09 PM

Hi,
Check out my cool celebrity look-alikes on my blog
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Sep 19 2007 10:36 AM

Hey there,

thanks for the request :)

All the best,
Pat & Dom
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Sep 13 2007 1:46 PM

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Aug 10 2007 9:40 PM

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Aug 10 2007 7:57 PM

FCKINHELL YOUR IN ON A FRI AS WELL WHAT CAN I SAY. FANCIE A PINT TOMOZ ASKED MR FETISH AS WELL.
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Aug 7 2007 8:56 PM

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Jul 2 2007 10:50 AM

Hi, first of all we wanna thank you for the request! But we also wanna tell you about Nic Chagall's MySpace site! Listen to Nic's hot remixes and leave a comment if you like. Just follow: http://www.myspace.com/nicchagall Check our tour dates and see us around the globe, cheers! COSMIC GATE
misjah in Serbia nov 14

misjah in Serbia nov 14



Jul 2 2007 12:14 AM

Hi AyupFckinhell

How are you?..Thanks for stopping by and the request..nice to have u as my friend...:)...If you like my music feel free to use my player on your page!...keep in touch


Cheers,


Misjah


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Jun 24 2007 3:51 PM

feel free sweetheart lmao
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Jun 6 2007 1:40 PM

YO V my good friend LLLooongg time no see mate? im very well tar soz couldn't make sat at jays mate somthing came up mate..lost my uncle so abit of a bad buzz... play is coming on mint though thers gonne rbe a performance in july for one night only then performing the hole of august at the frindge.. where you workin at the mo??? was on guildies lastnight but couldn't find you ???.V
Maraline

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Jun 5 2007 7:30 PM

hey hope you had a nice day....
me
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Jun 4 2007 5:14 PM

Hey Dude,
thanxxx a lot for your friend request.
Big Cheers to the UK & all the best to you!
-Frank- :-)

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Jun 4 2007 2:06 PM

Hi
sorry for not getting back to you sooner, Hope your well x
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May 21 2007 12:22 PM

YO V R U ROCKIN?

Been on guildies yesterday but couldnt find ya back on the game mate.. how ya been keeping? is it the party at J's this weekend?

V
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May 9 2007 10:30 AM

YO V R U ROCKIN?? hows tricks mate long time no seeee??
what thy been up too??
owt much?? still tockin???
HARD CORE.


V
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