Calamity Nelson- Cruciatus curse, shrill cries, something-like-human-vocals, bad guitar
Chloe Nothing- Imperius curse, D-D-D-Drums, sometimes backup vocals, lookin' all crazy and stuff, beatin' down rich kids and muggles
Both- Mudbloods, wizard-riot-startin'-powers, rocking at life, wizard drugs
Honorary Members:
William "The Bloody": Acoustic Guitar I bled all over, playing the stripper pole
Influences
Drinkin' 40z in the back of Hagrid's shack and freestyling. Bewitching our mohawks to sing for us. Learning the new rules of Hogwarts. Totally punking Harry that one day. Taking Ginny's virginity behind the whomping willow. Moaning Myrtle bein' a beezy and sheeeit.
fuckin punk rock pop power superduo the end!
Sounds Like
The 70s. Two punk rock wizards kickin' ass in a no man's land of craziness and muggledom. Crustfuck Grindwhore Scumslab Switchblade Wizard Rock.
We got expelled from Hogwarts for being too punk rock, so we started a riot. Bad luck, 'cause we both got sent to Azkaban after using really NASTY spells on riot cops. The Dementors won't touch us with a 10-foot pole, though, for fear of bad acid tranferring thru our sweat, so we have a lot of time on our hands.
So we rock out in Azkaband!, and sometimes start a wizard riot or something. Oh, yeah, and we don't care what you think, so go suck on the Ministry's dick some more, yeah?
Real wziards drink PBR....... or maybe Old E.
AZKABAND! patches on sale now $1-2...depending on the patch/how much you love us. Patches: Azkaband! written in paint and pen, WZRDSLUT written in paint and pen, Azkaband! logo: Harry Potter's skull with snakes coming out of the eyes drinking 40z. How can you resist?
SUPPORT US!
Chloe has AIM! You can talk to her if you want. It's ROK Harry Potter! Minus the exclamation mark.
Calamity does not have AIM. He's too busy burning other wizards/muggles into ashes to deal with it. If you want to contact him, send the message to Nothing. We live together. She'll get it to me eventually. I hate you.
AZKABAND! SUPPORTS UNDERAGE DRINKING, AND POSSIBLY CANCER! YES! ANNIHILATE THE HUMANS! YOU MUGGLE SCUM SHOULD EAT YOUR OWN FACES OFF!! OR WE'LL DO IT FOR YOU! FUCK YA'LL, I'M OUT!! WZRDPUNX!!!
Awww, i think that is the nicest comment i think we've ever had. I'm (Abi) drinking milky hot chocolate at the moment and it's making me feel gooooood. I'm not gonna give any definate dates, but we WILL record more things one day, in the (maybe) near future. I would be listening to your toooons right now but my speakers are broken. We'll keep in touch! xxxxxxxxxx
Azkaband...that rolls so smoothly off your tongue and with a simple ..d.. you get a whole band out of it it...with music and all. O dear. It is a whole new experience...one letter, you're in a different place, a whole different life. Sheesh, this just cannot be described with simple words. I'll just sit back and dig you for a while now. Woooo...
We got expelled from Hogwarts for being too punk rock, so we started a riot. Bad luck, 'cause we both got sent to Azkaban after using really NASTY spells on riot cops. The Dementors won't touch us with a 10-foot pole, though, for fear of bad acid tranferring thru our sweat, so we have a lot of time on our hands.
