Calamity Nelson- Cruciatus curse, shrill cries, something-like-human-vocals, bad guitar
Chloe Nothing- Imperius curse, D-D-D-Drums, sometimes backup vocals, lookin' all crazy and stuff, beatin' down rich kids and muggles
Both- Mudbloods, wizard-riot-startin'-powers, rocking at life, wizard drugs
Honorary Members:
William "The Bloody": Acoustic Guitar I bled all over, playing the stripper pole
Influences
Drinkin' 40z in the back of Hagrid's shack and freestyling. Bewitching our mohawks to sing for us. Learning the new rules of Hogwarts. Totally punking Harry that one day. Taking Ginny's virginity behind the whomping willow. Moaning Myrtle bein' a beezy and sheeeit.
fuckin punk rock pop power superduo the end!
Sounds Like
The 70s. Two punk rock wizards kickin' ass in a no man's land of craziness and muggledom. Crustfuck Grindwhore Scumslab Switchblade Wizard Rock.
We got expelled from Hogwarts for being too punk rock, so we started a riot. Bad luck, 'cause we both got sent to Azkaban after using really NASTY spells on riot cops. The Dementors won't touch us with a 10-foot pole, though, for fear of bad acid tranferring thru our sweat, so we have a lot of time on our hands.
So we rock out in Azkaband!, and sometimes start a wizard riot or something. Oh, yeah, and we don't care what you think, so go suck on the Ministry's dick some more, yeah?
Real wziards drink PBR....... or maybe Old E.
AZKABAND! patches on sale now $1-2...depending on the patch/how much you love us. Patches: Azkaband! written in paint and pen, WZRDSLUT written in paint and pen, Azkaband! logo: Harry Potter's skull with snakes coming out of the eyes drinking 40z. How can you resist?
SUPPORT US!
Chloe has AIM! You can talk to her if you want. It's ROK Harry Potter! Minus the exclamation mark.
Calamity does not have AIM. He's too busy burning other wizards/muggles into ashes to deal with it. If you want to contact him, send the message to Nothing. We live together. She'll get it to me eventually. I hate you.
AZKABAND! SUPPORTS UNDERAGE DRINKING, AND POSSIBLY CANCER! YES! ANNIHILATE THE HUMANS! YOU MUGGLE SCUM SHOULD EAT YOUR OWN FACES OFF!! OR WE'LL DO IT FOR YOU! FUCK YA'LL, I'M OUT!! WZRDPUNX!!!
FINAL CALL. Just thought I'd try this one last time. I'm probably getting annoying by now, aren't I? Heh. Anyways, our absolutely FINAL auction is going to take place on July 1st. All proceeds are going to be sent to the Lesbian and Gay Fund of Colorado. So far, we've made plenty of money, but it's worth it to try to earn more! If you have absolutely ANY items you would be willing to donate to this cause, contact me. Even if you don't, might as well contact me too, so I know I'm not just being a nuisance. ;D Thank you so much! The LGBT appreciates it!
Hey guys, sorry to bother you (again!) lol. I'm just desperately trying to find some help for the upcoming auction. Anyone willing to donate. If you're interested, please let me know. :) If not, please let me know, too! Lol. And if you know anyone else, please spread the word! All the money I'm making is going to the Gay and Lesbian Center of Colorado. Thank you!
At my school, I am going to have a fundraiser in order to support the LGBT. (If you don't know what that means, it's the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender parties.) A few days ago was the Day of Silence, and I think it's a great kick off for this fundraiser. People are highly influenced by the power of music, and by the power of books. What does that mean? Wizard Rock. We are going to have a large get together where we are playing Wizard Rock music, watching Harry Potter, etc. All the money we earn is going to be donated to support these groups of people. If any of you have any clothing merchandise, or new - and affordable - c.d. 's, please message me, so I can purchase them from you and we can auction them off at this event! THANK YOU!
When are you going to put up some new songs? And p.s. it's fucking awesome the only WizPunk bands hate each other. Fuck Hufflepunx, don't be fooled by my friends list.
We got expelled from Hogwarts for being too punk rock, so we started a riot. Bad luck, 'cause we both got sent to Azkaban after using really NASTY spells on riot cops. The Dementors won't touch us with a 10-foot pole, though, for fear of bad acid tranferring thru our sweat, so we have a lot of time on our hands.
