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Azkaband!
Punk / Garage / Punk

"Hardcore Cruciatus-Castin' Crustfuck Wizard Punks"

Santa Cruz, California
United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   Azkaband!: General Info
Member Since7/24/2007
Band WebsiteYou're looking at it..
Band MembersCalamity Nelson- Cruciatus curse, shrill cries, something-like-human-vocals, bad guitar

Chloe Nothing- Imperius curse, D-D-D-Drums, sometimes backup vocals, lookin' all crazy and stuff, beatin' down rich kids and muggles

Both- Mudbloods, wizard-riot-startin'-powers, rocking at life, wizard drugs

Honorary Members:
William "The Bloody": Acoustic Guitar I bled all over, playing the stripper pole
InfluencesDrinkin' 40z in the back of Hagrid's shack and freestyling. Bewitching our mohawks to sing for us. Learning the new rules of Hogwarts. Totally punking Harry that one day. Taking Ginny's virginity behind the whomping willow. Moaning Myrtle bein' a beezy and sheeeit.
fuckin punk rock pop power superduo the end!
Sounds LikeThe 70s. Two punk rock wizards kickin' ass in a no man's land of craziness and muggledom. Crustfuck Grindwhore Scumslab Switchblade Wizard Rock.
Record Labelunsigned
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   About Azkaband!
Myspace Layouts We got expelled from Hogwarts for being too punk rock, so we started a riot. Bad luck, 'cause we both got sent to Azkaban after using really NASTY spells on riot cops. The Dementors won't touch us with a 10-foot pole, though, for fear of bad acid tranferring thru our sweat, so we have a lot of time on our hands.

So we rock out in Azkaband!, and sometimes start a wizard riot or something. Oh, yeah, and we don't care what you think, so go suck on the Ministry's dick some more, yeah?


Real wziards drink PBR....... or maybe Old E.

AZKABAND! patches on sale now $1-2...depending on the patch/how much you love us. Patches: Azkaband! written in paint and pen, WZRDSLUT written in paint and pen, Azkaband! logo: Harry Potter's skull with snakes coming out of the eyes drinking 40z. How can you resist?
SUPPORT US!

Chloe has AIM! You can talk to her if you want. It's ROK Harry Potter! Minus the exclamation mark.
Calamity does not have AIM. He's too busy burning other wizards/muggles into ashes to deal with it. If you want to contact him, send the message to Nothing. We live together. She'll get it to me eventually. I hate you.







AZKABAND! SUPPORTS UNDERAGE DRINKING, AND POSSIBLY CANCER! YES! ANNIHILATE THE HUMANS! YOU MUGGLE SCUM SHOULD EAT YOUR OWN FACES OFF!! OR WE'LL DO IT FOR YOU! FUCK YA'LL, I'M OUT!! WZRDPUNX!!!

   Azkaband!'s Friend Space (Top 12)
Azkaband! has 506 friends.
 WHO WANTS A REACH AROUND 


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 Chloe Rose 


 wlf nlsn 


 Blatz 


 Draco and the Malfoys [ON TOUR!] 


 The Basilisk in Your Pasta 


 The Whomping Willows (SUMMER TOUR 6/30 to 8/31!!) 


 The Remus Lupins [ON TOUR] 


 Catchlove 


 Voldemort - Wizard Metal 


 Gay Skeletor 





Azkaband!'s Friends Comments
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The Sneakoscopes





Jul 20 2008 1:31 PM

HAHA, I gotcha.. Meryl Haggard huh? Don't worry about him.. or his eye, Bruce is the boss man.
Its all good :D
Shauna





Jul 16 2008 4:51 PM

hey there Naomi,

what you been up to?

did Linda tell you about all that cash we've been making?

we signed up to that survey site we were talking about :)
I just made like a months salary in a week.

she said we should share the site with you as you are
allways so broke :)

>>>> E z E a r n M o r e . c o m <<<

if you do sign up you gotta promise to take us out
for lunch with the first months money :) :)


ok bye for now

F15928837
The Sneakoscopes





Jul 16 2008 4:26 PM

Hahaha why?
Steph [[Waffle/Pumpkin Pie]]





May 31 2008 2:53 PM

Hey Azkaband!, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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Ringlords™ / The Elf Himself





May 9 2008 3:32 PM

Hail Azkaband, From The City By The Long Lake...

The Ringlords send you Greetings!...


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SlytherNate





Apr 17 2008 12:39 PM

Like Harry Potter? Like Music?

Check out WROCKSTOCK 2008!

Celestina Warbeck [NEW SONG UP!!! Listen to it!]





Apr 15 2008 3:35 AM

That is a very lucky name you have!

Thanks for accepting us!
♥Jinny Po††er ♥





Apr 7 2008 12:02 PM

thanks for the add!!!
i love your default pic!!!
harry potter music rules!!!
Wizard and Witchcraft Entertainment





Feb 22 2008 9:27 PM

Thank You for becoming our friend,

Uncle Ben

Hilary





Feb 22 2008 12:50 AM

Thanks for accepting my friend request
Im a Wizard





Feb 16 2008 9:53 PM

WIZARD RIOT!

ROCK IT TO FREAKING HOGWARTS!
Sigilum Serpentis





Feb 16 2008 12:35 AM

Thanks for the add! Wrock on, dear friends.

Sigilum Serpentis
Catherine





Feb 14 2008 1:10 PM

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Amanda





Jan 30 2008 7:25 AM

Thanks for the add. Have a Potterrific week!!!!
Im a Wizard





Jan 20 2008 10:59 PM

haha yeah! way to be ackward but you guys are bad ass
keep up the awesome
ROCK IT TO HOGWARTS!
Im a Wizard





Jan 20 2008 3:17 PM

ROCK THE FRACK ON! TO HOGWARTS! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DragonMoon L.O.D.





Jan 14 2008 3:28 PM

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Neville’s Greenhouse





Jan 9 2008 12:35 PM

Thankyou for accepting^^

Have a nice day:D
-Cami/Neville's Greenhouse
Dr Monday and the LLD crew





Jan 8 2008 12:43 PM

Awww, i think that is the nicest comment i think we've ever had.
I'm (Abi) drinking milky hot chocolate at the moment and it's making me feel gooooood.
I'm not gonna give any definate dates, but we WILL record more things one day, in the (maybe) near future.
I would be listening to your toooons right now but my speakers are broken.
We'll keep in touch!
xxxxxxxxxx
The Decoy Detonators





Jan 5 2008 7:23 PM

smallest

Thanks for the add!
Deannit Shadowskulker





Jan 5 2008 1:57 PM

Azkaband...that rolls so smoothly off your tongue and with a simple ..d.. you get a whole band out of it it...with music and all. O dear. It is a whole new experience...one letter, you're in a different place, a whole different life. Sheesh, this just cannot be described with simple words. I'll just sit back and dig you for a while now. Woooo...

Deannit Shadowskluker
Harry Potter Love Song





Jan 5 2008 7:26 AM

hey, thanks for the add! :)
hopefully you enjoyed the music.
Keep on keepin' on.
Love, Aki from HPLS

"Ah, music," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic far beyond all we do here! And now, bedtime. Off you trot!"
Pixie





Jan 4 2008 8:24 AM

Hahahaha, you guys are funny! =P Now we're best friends then ;) thanks for the advice! Keep wrockin! Woot! Woot! =D

Love, Pixie
Celestina Moldubec Wardbeck





Jan 2 2008 10:20 AM

Hey, thanks !
Don't worry, I'm on my guards.

"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"

Celestina
Episkey





Jan 1 2008 4:32 PM

Thanks for the Add!

Love and Wrock from Episkey!

Happy 2008 :D
Steph [[Waffle/Pumpkin Pie]]





Dec 31 2007 6:57 PM

Happy New Year
:)
Chasing Quaffles





Dec 31 2007 8:31 AM

Ministry of Awesome (@ Island of Awesome)





Dec 31 2007 2:56 AM

Hehehe...awesome

Ooh, and HAPPY AZKABAND DAY!!!

J
x
The Cedric Diggorys





Dec 28 2007 5:51 PM

I like that you have Blatz in your top friends.
Steph [[Waffle/Pumpkin Pie]]





Dec 28 2007 4:44 PM

lol thanks
:)
Blast Ended skrewts





Dec 28 2007 4:14 PM

Right on santa cruz!!! Thanks for the add.

WROCK LOUD!!!
The Bat Bogey Hexes





Dec 28 2007 2:39 PM

Hey. Thanks for the add!

wrock on.
Steph [[Waffle/Pumpkin Pie]]





Dec 28 2007 2:31 PM

Thanks for adding me
:)
Crabbe & Goyle





Dec 28 2007 1:12 PM

Celestina Moldubec Wardbeck





Dec 28 2007 1:08 PM



Wohoooo... Wizard punk ! I like it !

Celestina
Tonks!





Dec 25 2007 12:45 PM

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Dec 22 2007 11:48 AM

Hi

Thank's for being my friend .
Hope your alright ?
Come through my page
Leave your mark
Feel free to top friend's me
Thanks for the support

V.Man
Lucid Dreamer





Dec 21 2007 10:43 AM

thx for the add ! wizard riot!
Shades of Lily





Dec 19 2007 6:29 PM

Thanks- it's gonna WRock my winter blues away!
Im a Wizard