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Aztec Bacon
Improv
Masculine, primal improv

Male
17 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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BioAztec Bacon is an all-male improv group who operate clandestine paramilitary operations for rogue nations. Ideologically loose, they accept mercenary missions from anyone with the right amount of cash. They’re best known for channeling the spirits of ancient warriors into their longform performances.
InfluencesPeyote. Vision Quest.
MembersAnthony Batista, James Cummings, Jonathan Kaplan, Matthew Love, Benjamin Masten, James Rich
TV ShowsWe’re for hire, Telemundo.

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Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Cancer


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About me:
Workaholics with an aggressive middle-management style, we still make it to most of the happy hours at most of the bars.
Who I'd like to meet:
You, Dollface. Only you.

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Smith and Pyle





Mar 26 2008 3:10 AM

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david





Mar 17 2008 11:22 PM

St. Patty's in Chicago. Yup, every year.


Chicago River


Suppose it's not all fun & games these days, you hear about Atlanta and NYC?
Hope they have a quick recovery from the accidents and nature.
Andy Kleiman





Mar 6 2008 5:43 AM

The long awaited 2nd episode of "Just One of the Gods" is here! Jesus gets cut off and is forced to look for a job with hilarious consequences!!

Gluttony





Feb 1 2008 6:01 AM

We can't get enough of those Bacon Boys!
david





Jan 1 2008 2:30 PM

Have a good New Year and thanks for being friendly!
Pembroke and Lu





Dec 21 2007 7:41 PM

Put your beads on, its time to sing a song
About the Hippie Christmas Eve
Pass the Chex Mix, crank the Hendrix,
Its way too early now to sleep

Seasons turning, bras are burning
Smell of patchouli in the air
Let it snow, we won’t go
Are those new dreadlocks in your hair?

Special fruit cake, that gets your mind baked
And it sets your spirits free
Feeling groovy, Zapruder movie
Lets all hug the Christmas tree

Time to pass out the presents, there’s enough for all of us
Let’s do something crazy and tie dye the VW bus
I don't want to be selfish, hope I get a new Bob Dylan song
Oh, look a framed picture of grandma, turned into a working bong

Hair is unkempt, stockings made of hemp
Protest signs of red and green
Letters to Santa sent, fuck the government
Gifts wrapped in High Times magazine

Christmas carols sung, by flower children
Mistletoe has been smoked away
When you are in the snow, we want you to know
We wish you a Hippie Holiday!
We wish you a Hippie Holi (don't forget to fight the power!) DAY!!!
david





Dec 17 2007 1:47 PM

Sweet home Chicago!

http://kreetonbykryton.com
Dan





Nov 20 2007 9:33 PM

Super fun show last night! Great work, men!
david





Nov 18 2007 6:23 PM

I hope your weekend has been great Aztec Bacon
david





Oct 25 2007 3:10 AM

Hey Aztec Bacon thanks for the add!


KreetonByKryton.com
Madam





Oct 20 2007 4:22 PM

thanks for having us! lets do it again soon.
Peter





Oct 20 2007 4:13 PM

We had such a blast opening for you guys-- thank you so much, and congrats on a great show!!
Dez





Sep 24 2007 2:36 AM

see you guys on wednesday. hope you bring your track shoes, 'cuz it's agonna be a fast fifteen minutes.
JULIE ANN





Sep 9 2007 5:35 PM

i am soooo excited about Aztec and FRANK getting in on at 7pm at the PIT tomorrow night....

I can't seem to get the image of a HOTDOG wrapped in BACON out of my head...mmmmm.

lip-smacking seems the only fitting phrase.
J Hobart B





Sep 3 2007 9:39 PM

The Drama Book Shop





Aug 28 2007 4:30 PM

Muchas gracias. I like bacon with my eegs.
The Waldorf - Statler Tribute Band





Aug 28 2007 1:49 AM

Thanks for the add! We're psyched to share Fridays at The P.I.T. with you guys!
Frank





Aug 23 2007 1:59 PM

aztecians,

Are you coming to see Frank tonight?

Your friend
Frank
Jamie





Aug 20 2007 4:33 PM

then she'sa gonna see our show tomorrow!
Dez





Aug 20 2007 3:52 PM

imma gonna see some funny boys tonight!
Frank





Aug 10 2007 3:00 AM

Hey there Bacon boys,
We've got a show on the 16th. WOOO! Wanna come?
Love
Frank
sarah





Jul 23 2007 2:48 PM

Hello to you, new friend.
Frank





Jul 22 2007 7:22 PM

Hello there, Aztec Bacon!
My, those teeth look sharp.
Dez





Jul 20 2007 4:39 PM

that's a whole lotta muscle!

ladies, keep yo' pants on.
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