Eric Flores

About me:

Hi! My name is Eric. I just turned 26. Its ridiculous huh?! 26. A quarter and a penny. Makes me realize how fast you get old. Doesnt mean you have to act older. Most people wouldnt know I was 26. More like 16. If I walked into a High School, no wait scratch that. If I walked into a Middle school nobody would be the wiser to ask or notice my age or appearance being that I look like a husky 8 yr old. Now, age is just a number in some cases. Its like Icy hot. Its the best of both worlds. Hot and cold at the same time. So as for me. Its like im 26 but not. I still get carded and stuff for all the appropriate age type items. I guess BEING old and LOOKING younger would be good if you were some kinda cradle robber LAUGH OUT LOUD. Isnt that weird that I spelled that out? Yeah it was. Its like if I abbreviated it, it would just sound gay LOL. A little more about myself is my other significant other, Crystal. Shes the better half I should say. 7 years and counting together. Been pretty rough, but whose relationship is perfect? Not mines. Or ours. You can say you live like the fuckin Brady Bunch, but behind the scenes was a myriad of incest gone wild. Our relationship is a love and hate relationship. She hates that I adore asian chicks, and I lhate that she loves NOT driving. I love cars, she loves dogs. I love mudding, she likes cleaning the truck as to be ridiculously detail down to the last grain of mud. If mud was ever a grain LOL. I finally took the time to write a real description. Its like everybody else writes long ones and dont take the time to read them so I figured if I babbled on and on It would look longer hahahahhah. I love my dogs. Zoe and Buster. Zoe is a 4yr old(not sure how old now) Miniature Golden Lab. Yes they have these. Shes like me. She ages, but stays the same size and has all the energy in the world to run around. Buster is the opposite. He's like your Grandpa who just sits down in front of the tv with his rocking chair and 5 mins later sleeps and sleeps. FuckI forgot what I was gonna write, oh yeah. Alcohol!!! One of my favorite past times. There is a lot to be said about it. But I'll keep it short and sweet. PANDORA ONLY COMES OUT OF THE BOX! IT DOESNT GO BACK IN! There. I said it. I am quiet when I need to be. Quiet when I wanna be, and loud whenever the need be! Which is like all the time. HAHA! But seriously with strangers, I am always shy. What the hell I gotta say? Im a listener not really a talker unless Im boozed up. Well, atleast in a hunter-gatherer sense. I talk but if it lacks interest i.e. vampires and flying pigs then Im just gonna say,"yeah". But if your talking about ball bearing turbo's and 26 inch Asanti's Im all BOUT DAT! Man, makes me wanna go HYPHY thinkin about it. I am a Heavy Equipment Operator in the Army. Goin on 6 yrs in July. Its been a long road. And re-enlisting was a crazy choice. But I don't regret it one bit because I have meant some interesting people in the military. RiDiN p.s. For everything there is a season, And a time for every matter under heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; A time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; A time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together; A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing; A time to seek, and a time to lose; A time to keep, and a time to throw away; A time to tear, and a time to sew; A time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate, A time for war, and a time for peace. -- The Holy Bible (Ecclesiastes 3:1-8)