About me: IM JAY B-BOY FAGGOT. I B-BOY AS A HOBBY BECAUSE IM A ILLEGAL ALIEN. I GET GIRLFRIENDS OVER THE INTERNET BECAUSE I AM SHORT AND UGLY AND CANT DO BETTER.
Who I'd like to meet: HONEY. BUT SINCE SHE IS MY INTERNET WANNA-BE GIRLFRIEND I CAN'T MEET HER. BUT SHE LOVES ME AND I LOVE HER BECAUSE I AM A PATHETIC FAG. YEAH SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND LOOKS LIKE A RETARD WITH THE SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION BUT SHE IS MY LIFE. SHE IS MAD BECAUSE I CHOSE SOMEONE BETTER BUT ITS OKAY SHE'LL GET OVER IT BECAUSE SHES MY BITCH AND KNOWS BETTER.
SORRY SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY OTHER FACE SHE IS PRETTY MUCH STUCK WITH THE "IM A FUCKING DUMB ASS DICK SUCKING BITCH" ONE. BUT I LOVE IT BECAUSE SHE IS ON THE INTERENT ♥