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backhair pirates "PoeARR!try"
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32 years old
The Sea
United Kingdom
Last Login: 11/8/2009
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backhair pirates's Comedian Bio
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| Website | backhairpirates.com | | Influences | We mainly be under the influence of the Old F.J. However, we also be influenced by rum, brandy, ale, rumfaustian, rambunctious red-nosed rascals, and persuasive door to door salesmen. | | Members | Backhair Pirates (and crew members of "Ye Faithful Ass"):- Jack the Dog, Gaybeard, The Hunky Hook, Scurvy Sarah, Seagull Sid, Captain Strawberry, Greybones the Grey, Lennie, Micky No Legs, Backbeard, Gavin No Beard, Squirrel Nutkins, Commodore Craven, Captain Apple, Foxy the Rat, Elaine the Insane, Nameless Nigel, Blodwin the Bearded Buccaneer, Spanky the Wench, One Eyed Tom, Tone The Bone, Ye Missus, Captain Stealth, Cutthroat Annie, Fearless Fanny, Red Rufus, Nipper, Shorty the Short, Pierre, Bod, Brown Legs Rodders, L.D. Silva, Yellow Belly Billy, Mingo, Mingo’s Sister, Macbeth!, Blind Poo, Lex, Windy Mc Wind (RIP), Mini Windy, any other blaggards wot we ’as forgot. | | TV Shows | None as yet. However, we remains optomistic that Eastenders will require a ginger bearded, black toothed pirate character in the not too distant future. Despite ye lack of TV visual exposure, we does ’ave an audio adventure, "The Serpent of The Sea". Listen to it at backhairpirates.com, or on ye "Ayos iShare" application below! | | Films | Magnificent movin' movie masterpieces ye Backhair Pirates has appeared in include:- "Cave of Doom", "Bang!", "Ahoy!", "Jack's Finger", and "Queen's Speech '08". See 'em at http://www.backhairpirates.com | | Albums | Sea Dees wot we has recorded, brimmin’ with shanties, songs o’ the sea, drinkin’ songs n’ hornpipes, includes:- "The Last of The True Frosty Jackers", "Pyrate Drinkin’ Songs", "Dead Man’s Fingers", "Yarns From The Baulkin’ House", "Six Scurvy Sea Songs", and "Pirate Tales and Classic Tramp Anthems". Songs from these tuneful treats can be ’eard at backhairpirates.com, and also on ye "Ayos iShare" application below! |
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backhair pirates's Interests
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| General | Likes:- Villainous Verse and Odious Odes, The Old F.J., runnin' backwards towards ye sea, rum, singin' shanties, spinnin' yarns, treasure, swearin' oaths, backhaired buccaneers, floral curtains, squeezin' ye squeezebox, and The Human Seal.
Dislikes:- We be mighty afeared of ye followin':- Ye Eagle of Evil, The Pirate Without any Feet, Ye Demon Duck of Death, Psycho Mike, The Human Seal, Runnin' out of The Old F.J., and doyleys. | | Music | We likes both sorts of music - shanties AND hornpipes. | | Heroes | Blackbeard, Captain Morgan, Black Sam Bellamy, Borgnefesse, Anne Bonny, Calico Jack, Mary Read, Captain Kidd, Henry Avery, Black Bart Roberts, Klaus Stortebeker, Captain Pugwash, and Captain Birdseye. |
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backhair pirates's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Body type: | 0' 1" | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Occupation: | Pirate |
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About me:
We be the Backhair Pirates, reciters of "Odious Odes", and the pirates with the hairiest backs on ye seven seas! We was simply obliged to form our cutthroat crew after discoverin' ye Old F.J. and witnessin' ye antics of The Human Seal, back in '98. Since then we has been on adventures, composed "PoeARRtry", spun yarns, drunk grog, buried treasure (and got lost tryin' to remember where we buried it), walked ye plank (and got lost afore we reached ye end of it), said "ARRR!" at inappropriate times and in inappropriate settings, and over-reacted to ordinary everyday occurances. Set sail to www.backhairpirates.com to unlock a treasure chest of villainous verse, pirate yarns, adventures, shanties, movies, and plenty more besides. Arrr!
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Other piratical poets, scurvy rogues, cheeky rascals, and flower arrangers.
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