smoss

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www.spookydoodle.comMood: awake awakePosted at 2:41 AM Feb 18 view more

  • smoss

  • 31 / Male
  • London, London and South East, UK
  • Last Login: 2/19/2009

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Blurbs

About me:

masked vigilante, caped crusader...professional hitman. ... nah, thats never gonna fly. ... illustrator based in london. huzzah. think orlando bloom...only shorter, fatter, uglier, poorer, blonder, less well educated and far more likely to smack that keira knightley in her pouty mush with a massive trout...yeah, think that and then lower your expectations a little more and you'll be spot on. www.spookydoodle.com

Who I'd like to meet:

other illustrators?..no scratch that, we're all bloody crazed lonely nutters. i know who i DON'T want to meet though... ... 1) porn. all those fake profiles from people like 'candy spanks' in japan etc. i'm not here to get as many people on my friends list as possible, nor do i love spam. i shall get my porn from the railway tracks like everyone else. ... 2) bands. god bless you. i've found more brilliant musicians on myspaz than any record shop or even from the trendy cack that is itunes. i make a point of buying stuff from them, and telling them how great they are. if you can honestly look at this god awful profile of mine and see which horribly obvious things i like then sure, go ahead and try me. so if you think you're the dogs balls when it comes to r&b?...kiss my massive hairy ugly arse and walk away. that is all, now i go to lick the wall.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: London
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Smoke: Yes
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: illustrator

Comments

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  • Aug 27 2009 10:08 AM

    Allo! hope you're ok :)







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  • Jan 13 2009 12:39 PM

    HAPPY NEW YEAR:)



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  • Oct 29 2008 3:25 PM

  • Oct 25 2008 4:26 PM

    Jesus Christ.... I just saw how old you are... do you know how old that makes me.... Bbaaararrrrggghhhhh!
  • Oct 21 2008 12:14 PM

    Oh my god.... I just had an interview for a job just a road up from you.... if you still live where you used to.... Hollybush Lane??? Meh... small world is getting even smaller..... xxx
  • Oct 5 2008 8:30 AM

    splendid, i use facebook much more frequently myself, so off i go to find you
  • Oct 4 2008 8:26 PM

    smoss message me, or i fear the penguin of death has imprisoned you in his icicle palace. do it fool.
    what's the deal-e-o i? (note how street i sound- pah!)
  • Sep 16 2008 7:11 PM

    There's no way I have your spectaculars.... Mine have flowers on the sides..... Coz I'm a girl.... Mu ha ha ha ha.... XXX
  • Sep 15 2008 3:34 AM

    Got some SERIOUS talent going on here your own self!


    Many thanks for the good words on the works!
  • Aug 13 2008 1:52 PM

    ello u, hows things, well im bored brainless n going outta my mind help agrrrhhh lol :P brap brap im drawing duck tales to destress lol sum1 sent me through facebook remeber that cartoon good old days haha
  • Aug 12 2008 8:34 PM

    You Boob, like anything you draw could look like shit! I swear you have golden fingers or something... You're touched.... ha ha ha.... xxx
  • Aug 11 2008 8:17 PM

    Why? Why are you drawing with your left hand Smoss?
  • Aug 11 2008 7:17 PM

    Bog Woppit was the strange idea when drunk for the solo work title.


    It's a strange world.



    cheers

    Claudine
  • Aug 6 2008 3:44 PM

    Thank you for being our friend!
  • Aug 4 2008 9:14 AM

    by the way where do you work? im trying to stick my nose and pencils in everywhere at the moment to build contacts, experience etc!! mwahahahahahahaha *cough *splutter.

    oh here's my email addy incase i havent given you it already, wait for it...its really original... jennie_wood@hotmail.com !
    i was beginning to wonder if you had been abducted and the little people were experimenting on you... ^_^ x
  • Aug 3 2008 8:35 AM

    ikes i really do need to update my photo pants, its like soooo outofdate. gaaa. nah i got a 2:1 because i like tried to experiment a lot, the only peeps who got 1sts were the teachers pets whos projects always look the same.
    Whatever!
    Grad show all over, grad ball over, ceremony over (was very hogwarts) so now im actually freeeeeeee!
    also somehow i managed to get a woodcut (the only one iv ever done, and actually a bit pants) into the Bankside Gallery in london later in the year, sooo woop woop.
    just sending the old cv around at the mo, between sitting about on my bum a lot! ^_^
    where have you been? i demand an answer!!! xx
  • Jul 29 2008 2:48 PM

    cheers! ;)
  • Jul 28 2008 9:18 PM

    Hey if you're free sometime this week.... Me too.... I'm on my hols from work... well they're on their hols, i'm just.... off!!! Ha ha... coffee sounds like a plan... or hot chocolate.... Hmmm... maybe an iced latte.... he he he... xxx
  • Jul 28 2008 8:52 PM

    where the flipperty jibbit have you been, write to me man!!!! iv like graduated! woooo x
    god i sound a bit down with the kids. square.

  • Jul 28 2008 6:06 PM

    Oh my gawwwwddd, you're back... not that you were gone... but you're here.... i'll shut up now... XXXXX... he he.

  • Jul 8 2008 1:25 PM

    Samuel u old Rogue (or indeed paladin)....we have our first gig booked (halfmoon in putney on 2/08/08)...b good to see u there..
    xxxbig sloppy kissesxxxxx
  • Jun 21 2008 12:30 PM

    hahaa!! myspace jus told me its your beeday tomorrow!!!! waaaa!! why did it tell me soooo late!! i fly tomorrow, baaa!! i shall get back to you on the bee-day-ness in a weeeeek!!

    for now, heres my generic bee-day greeting!!!:



    teeheee!!
  • Jun 21 2008 12:26 PM

    heyoooop!!

    yes!! it has been way too long!!
    things be grove thankoo!! me nd steve are in the process of buying a house, and i start my training (celAction) for me new job on monday the 30th, which is the day i get back from spain, and 2 days before my bee-day!! hazzah!!!

    hows things with yous? hope your project is going all goods tooo!!!

    an tiz nice to hear from you!! ^-^

    x+X+x
  • May 30 2008 5:31 PM

    yay!!
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  • May 30 2008 10:53 AM

    Oh my gawd.... meep meep...... he he..... XX