About me:
masked vigilante, caped crusader...professional hitman.
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nah, thats never gonna fly.
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illustrator based in london. huzzah.
think orlando bloom...only shorter, fatter, uglier, poorer, blonder, less well educated and far more likely to smack that keira knightley in her pouty mush with a massive trout...yeah, think that and then lower your expectations a little more and you'll be spot on.
www.spookydoodle.com
Who I'd like to meet:
other illustrators?..no scratch that, we're all bloody crazed lonely nutters. i know who i DON'T want to meet though...
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1) porn. all those fake profiles from people like 'candy spanks' in japan etc. i'm not here to get as many people on my friends list as possible, nor do i love spam. i shall get my porn from the railway tracks like everyone else.
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2) bands. god bless you. i've found more brilliant musicians on myspaz than any record shop or even from the trendy cack that is itunes. i make a point of buying stuff from them, and telling them how great they are. if you can honestly look at this god awful profile of mine and see which horribly obvious things i like then sure, go ahead and try me. so if you think you're the dogs balls when it comes to r&b?...kiss my massive hairy ugly arse and walk away.
that is all, now i go to lick the wall.
Comments
Aug 27 2009 10:08 AM
HBD CAFFINE ARTBOOK OUT NOW IN ETSY SHOP!
Jan 13 2009 12:39 PM
NEW SHOP! CLICK BANNER TO VISIT!
Oct 29 2008 3:25 PM
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Oct 21 2008 12:14 PM
Oct 5 2008 8:30 AM
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Sep 16 2008 7:11 PM
Sep 15 2008 3:34 AM
Many thanks for the good words on the works!
Aug 13 2008 1:52 PM
Aug 12 2008 8:34 PM
Aug 11 2008 8:17 PM
Aug 11 2008 7:17 PM
It's a strange world.
cheers
Claudine
Aug 6 2008 3:44 PM
Aug 4 2008 9:14 AM
oh here's my email addy incase i havent given you it already, wait for it...its really original... jennie_wood@hotmail.com !
i was beginning to wonder if you had been abducted and the little people were experimenting on you... ^_^ x
Aug 3 2008 8:35 AM
Grad show all over, grad ball over, ceremony over (was very hogwarts) so now im actually freeeeeeee!
also somehow i managed to get a woodcut (the only one iv ever done, and actually a bit pants) into the Bankside Gallery in london later in the year, sooo woop woop. just sending the old cv around at the mo, between sitting about on my bum a lot! ^_^
where have you been? i demand an answer!!! xx
Jul 29 2008 2:48 PM
Jul 28 2008 9:18 PM
Jul 28 2008 8:52 PM
god i sound a bit down with the kids. square.
Jul 28 2008 6:06 PM
Jul 8 2008 1:25 PM
xxxbig sloppy kissesxxxxx
Jun 21 2008 12:30 PM
for now, heres my generic bee-day greeting!!!:
teeheee!!
Jun 21 2008 12:26 PM
yes!! it has been way too long!!
things be grove thankoo!! me nd steve are in the process of buying a house, and i start my training (celAction) for me new job on monday the 30th, which is the day i get back from spain, and 2 days before my bee-day!! hazzah!!!
hows things with yous? hope your project is going all goods tooo!!!
an tiz nice to hear from you!! ^-^
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May 30 2008 5:31 PM
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