Look, this just isn't working out. It's not the right vibe for our club, and furthermore you're lessening my chances of copping a consensual grope later on tonight. I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to cheerfully fuck off into the parking lot at your earliest convenience.
do you guys like do restaurant gigs? i would like to glance at you playing at my own convenience while i'm on a date. i find that going to see a "jazz concert" is just too boring by itself and within 4 minutes i just have to start watching gilmore girls on my iphone.
