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Tha Stepdaddy

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  • Step Daddy

  • 40 / Male
  • Thatmuthafuckathere, Alabama, US
  • Last Login: 11/15/2009

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  • Status: Divorced
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships
  • Hometown: Thatmuthafuckathere, AL
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: More to love!
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: Pimp/Freelance Ass Kicker
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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About me:

Name: The Stepdaddy Age: 39 Height: 6'0" Weight: 220lbs. Location: Alabama, Alabama Group/Faction: H.A.T.E Inc. Finishers: T.A.N (Take A Nap/fireman's carry to gut kick) Shoebetcha! (shoe to head), Remote (remote to head), The Teddy Pendergrass/"Turn Out The Lights" (top rope Dragon Sleeper), Alabama Cloverleaf, "Fuck Yo Couch Ni**a" (repeated double footstomp), Tha Dateliner (one=armed German Suplex) "Southern Hospitality" (inverted Pedigree).
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Who I'd like to meet:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Tha Stepdaddy
Birthday:None of ya damn business!
Birthplace:Thatmuthafuckathere, AL
Current Location:In bed with ya mama...
Eye Color:Red
Hair Color:I dont know
Height:'Bout 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Both
Your Heritage:Native Amerfrican
The Shoes You Wore Today:I only wear house slippers
Your Weakness:Pussy
Your Fears:No pussy
Your Perfect Pizza:Nothin' but meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Beat my kids for the LRW Tag Straps
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"Fuck you pay me."
Thoughts First Waking Up:"Where the fuck am I...?"
Your Best Physical Feature:My dick.
Your Bedtime:I don't sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory:My 20's
Pepsi or Coke:Crack
MacDonalds or Burger King:Roscoe's Chicken N' Waffles
Single or Group Dates:Orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Jack Daniels
Chocolate or Vanilla:Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee:Jose Cuervo
Do you Smoke:Hell yeah!
Do you Swear:Like a defendant in court
Do you Sing:Depends on how hard it is to get her into the sack
Do you Shower Daily:What the fuck's a shower...?
Have you Been in Love:About 12 times now
Do you want to go to College:Too old for school an' shit
Do you want to get Married:Been there done that
Do you belive in yourself:I believe I am the best LRW Champ ever!
Do you get Motion Sickness:Only when I'm conscious
Do you think you are Attractive:I'm fuckin' sexy!
Are you a Health Freak:Not at all, man...
Do you get along with your Parents:Never met 'em
Do you like Thunderstorms:Only when I got a good box to hide in
Do you play an Instrument:The meatflute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:I've drank alcohol in the last minute!
In the past month have you Smoked:Same as above, fool
In the past month have you been on Drugs:See above answer
In the past month have you gone on a Date:I wouldn't call them dates so much as "stalkin'"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Cant afford that shit
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:I dont think she'd like me calling her that...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:As in a Asian bitch? Yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage:The world's a stage an' I'm the extra in the back fiddlin' his dick
In the past month have you been Dumped:On my head trainin' with my boys
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Ain't that when ya bang a skinny chick? Yeah, I have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Just ya mama's heart an' purse!
Ever been Drunk:Have I ever NOT been drunk?!
Ever been called a Tease:Only by my uncle Roy
Ever been Beaten up:Never!!!
Ever Shoplifted:I dont know how NOT to shoplift
How do you want to Die:On top of ya mama and aunty
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Yo new daddy
What country would you most like to Visit:Florida
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Clear
Favourite Hair Color:Clean
Short or Long Hair:Long on top short on the sides
Height:3'2" - 6'11"
Weight:200lbs - 450lbs.
Best Clothing Style:Nude
Number of Drugs I have taken:Hundreds
Number of CDs I own:Not a one
Number of Piercings:Eight
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:All my children

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Comments

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  • The Irish Hammer

    May 31 2009 6:35 AM

    Sorry to hear that you ended up on the ass end of an ass-kicking, but Irish Hammer's in business for one man, and that's Irish Hammer.  I'm currently biding my time and preparing to unleash my force on all of LRW.  No one will be spared from my wrath.  Hate, Inc.?  Don't make me laugh.  By the time I'm done, they'll be calling me Hate Crime, Inc.

    I'm working hard and training for my big feud.  Only problem is, I dropped so much damn weight that I can't keep my pants up anymore.  I need a belt, but that's okay.  I think I'll just take LRW's.
  • The Irish Hammer

    Apr 13 2009 6:24 PM

    Guess who just got a motherfucking pr-O-motion.
  • Josh Smith

    Mar 28 2009 5:31 PM

    I'm all over these days.

    What's good in the hood?
  • The Irish Hammer

    Mar 30 2009 2:51 AM

    Goddamnit, Stepdaddy, you Kong-divorcing, gas-using, cock-tearing, Montel Jordan-loving mothafucka! LRW needs fewer hooligans like you, and more good role models like Allied Censor Legal Union.


    ACLU, coming soon to LRW.


    Maybe some actual promos, too, since now I don't have to be all nervous about getting into pharmacy school. I got an acceptance letter yesterday from St. John The Fisher in Rochester.
    Ya boy is IN!
  • LuchaDoll

    Mar 26 2009 8:30 PM

    True. Very true. All right....I'm not looking for purpose anymore. I'm looking for....ward to Iron Man 2!! :D
  • L.R.W

    Mar 26 2009 4:12 PM

  • L.R.W

    Mar 16 2009 4:16 AM

    LRW is 'bout to get Pretty!
  • The Irish Hammer

    Mar 5 2009 4:34 AM

    Oh, you know, just been busy catching a case of the Wellness. One day I will be thin enough where I can fat jokes at Donnie. On that day...you shall know.
  • Tha O Shows D.J.B

    Mar 3 2009 7:35 PM

    Whats been up Stepdaddy? There could be a special event coming up, but its nonemydamnbiness, so I'll just leave that alone.
    Still kicking names and taking ass?
  • The Irish Hammer

    Feb 7 2009 11:58 PM

    Thanks man. Yeah, I decided to start hitting the weights instead of hitting the needle. Congress doesn't find it nearly as scandalous if you have a gym membership as opposed to a gym bag full of Stanzolol.
  • Persephone Vice

    Feb 7 2009 12:45 AM

    Dear Stepdaddie ("IE" looks sexier *giggles*)
    thank you for the wonderful photo comments :D Much appreciated :)
  • LuchaDoll

    Jan 31 2009 11:16 PM

    Haha. What can I say? I'm very loved in the world of internet radio.
    :D
  • Los

    Jan 26 2009 7:57 PM

    u going down sucka!
  • LuFistoLuFisto Super Hardcore

    Jan 23 2009 12:44 PM

    Hey! Just added you...

    I'm not really sure by what you mean when you say you are not as bad as you seem to be... I haven't been listening to the show for months so... I'm sure your not that bad! LOL

    xxx
  • The Irish Hammer

    Jan 21 2009 11:04 PM

    You kiddin' me, son? I got Congress up my ass 24/7 about that kind of shit. I can't even go fire off some knuckle kids in the bathroom without some asshole from Capitol Hill calling, wanting to ask me about any illicit prescription filling I might be doing in back alleys. You're either gonna have to give up the gas or start banging the boss' daughter.
  • The Irish Hammer

    Dec 28 2008 4:31 AM

    I hate kids as well. Everybody talks about how babies are so beautiful. They look like a friggin' bowling ball with hair! I guess I've magically been there when the only ugly babies in the world were born.


    How can you hate kids, though? You've made so many of them.
  • Bonny B

    Dec 9 2008 5:19 AM

    Photobucket
  • The Irish Hammer

    Nov 16 2008 2:53 PM

    Fantom sounds an awful lot like Tid, though. Sounds like maybe you got another crazy white guy after you.
  • The Irish Hammer

    Nov 16 2008 2:52 AM

    I ain't afraid of no ghosts either.


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  • L.R.W

    Nov 12 2008 5:47 AM

  • L.R.W

    Nov 9 2008 4:24 AM

    Tha Stepdaddy stands accused...
  • Josh Smith

    Nov 7 2008 4:27 PM

    Never thought I'd say this, but Tha Stepdaddy just brightened my day.
  • Anthony Kingdom James: …Anthony Kingdom James

    Oct 26 2008 11:57 PM

    Make sure you choose the right "sign in" iption before you start writing your comment on the HGC site.
  • Josh Smith

    Sep 23 2008 6:17 AM

    Oh, an' ya better come correct fo! Straight-edgers don't get the herpes, that shit's for people with loose morals and Santino Marella's father! Ahh yeah, betcha didn't know I rode with Cookie Monster Punk in the Gold Bond Mafia.
    What now bi'atch? sXe like a mo'fo!
  • Josh Smith

    Sep 23 2008 6:14 AM

    Yeah, but when was the last time you gave a fellow worker a case of "baby mama drama" through using the same mic to cut promos, causing him to not be able to work as well?