Mean Dave and Crazy Eric are BAD TOUCH. We are expanding however to include our friends and collaborators and they make up what is now known as BAD TOUCH INC. Here are some of the current shareholders: SHUG ENDO, DJ EONS, BRIAN ALBERSON, LAUREL, and more to come...
Influences
John Lee Hooker, the Melvins, Don Rickles, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, many more and all the rest of you dumbfucks doing stupid shit each and everyday.
Sounds Like
Mean-spirited fuck you rock that's all your fault, asshole.
This is some mean shit cooked up in response to a lack of voices that say something in music today. Too many people reaping rewards they don't deserve and it's time someone showed people just how it's done without a pathetic "career" in mind towards music, or anything for that matter. So step aside hipster bands, weekend warriors and hobby musicians, we just might kick your nuts so hard, you'll realize you should have given up music years ago. Stop wasting peoples' time with your noise that talks loud, but ain't sayin nothin. Fuck you very much, we are Bad Touch...
OUR AWESOME VIDEO HAS RETURNED!!!! Thanks to the secret recipe aka Kridda/Keith our video has resurfaced and is back for you all to enjoy. Be sure to check out other secret recipe videos on his page as this dude makes great videos of all kinds and ours is no exception. And yes, this is the same guy who I butt heads with from time to time which was what got the video removed in the first place, so why you gotta go picking at scabs, hmm?
ANOTHER Black Out! - BAD TOUCH
secret recipe | MySpace Video
Here is some recent footage posted on youtube, our debut so we need a new name for the black hole website - youRETHRAtube, hehe:
Here is some live footage from a Stork Club show 9/2/08 and from our live @ the Spot in Newark some time in Feb or March 2008
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Also we appear for 30 seconds in the SF hipster-laden video of the Scatterbrain Jamboree at www.wiretapmusic.com but it's not there anymore, so fuck that shit. Not that any of you actually read this shit...btw, if anyone wants to hear more, better recorded tunes of ours, email us for a personalized demo with a hand drawn cover on notebook paper. We also now have a track "Rimjob" on the AWESOME Grimey Marvel comp that comes with a comic book with a BAD TOUCH page by yours truly, Mean Dave. For more info on how to get one, contact Grand Invincible in our Friends list. It will only be 100 copies and features some great rap, punk, another of my bands FUNERAL SHOCK, and I have listened to it several times now and don't get sick of it. Better get on that shit if you want one cause they will be out like roaches when the lights come on.
Every generation has one human being in federal government. Denis is ours. He should be president. Like bobby kennedy should have been president. And like bobby, denis would be killed if he got too popular. The actions of our rulers have grave consequences. As grave as santa claus.
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