Mean Dave and Crazy Eric are BAD TOUCH. We are expanding however to include our friends and collaborators and they make up what is now known as BAD TOUCH INC. Here are some of the current shareholders: SHUG ENDO, DJ EONS, BRIAN ALBERSON, LAUREL, and more to come...
Influences
John Lee Hooker, the Melvins, Don Rickles, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, many more and all the rest of you dumbfucks doing stupid shit each and everyday.
Sounds Like
Mean-spirited fuck you rock that's all your fault, asshole.
This is some mean shit cooked up in response to a lack of voices that say something in music today. Too many people reaping rewards they don't deserve and it's time someone showed people just how it's done without a pathetic "career" in mind towards music, or anything for that matter. So step aside hipster bands, weekend warriors and hobby musicians, we just might kick your nuts so hard, you'll realize you should have given up music years ago. Stop wasting peoples' time with your noise that talks loud, but ain't sayin nothin. Fuck you very much, we are Bad Touch...
Here is some live footage from recent Stork Club show 9/2/08 and from our live @ the Spot in Newark some time in Feb or March 2008
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Also we appear for 30 seconds in the SF hipster-laden video of the Scatterbrain Jamboree at www.wiretapmusic.com but it's not there anymore, so fuck that shit. Not that any of you actually read this shit...btw, if anyone wants to hear more, better recorded tunes of ours, email us for a personalized demo with a hand drawn cover on notebook paper. We also now have a track "Rimjob" on the AWESOME Grimey Marvel comp that comes with a comic book with a BAD TOUCH page by yours truly, Mean Dave. For more info on how to get one, contact Grand Invincible in our Top Friends list. It will only be 100 copies and features some great rap, punk, another of my bands FUNERAL SHOCK, and I have listened to it several times now and don't get sick of it. Better get on that shit if you want one cause they will be out like roaches when the lights come on.
Waking Dave - Daving Life nice shirts - dig your illustrations, you've captured the essence of ones sole with a raw and vital exuberance one could only find while driving 136 mph down the freeway, high on crack gettin head jabs from a tranvestite you thought was a woman, coming to that realization the instant cop sirens blare from behind, and you barf out the window on the cops feet when he gets to your drivers door, and subsequently tazed in the eye.
what would you be called? I know we have a need to play with every band that has the name bad in it. It's a secret underlying issue we have. Oops i've said to much
If you need any images, feel free to hit me up or poach some from our site. Thanks for putting this all together. No matter how much you like to say Bad Touch has no friends...you have a friend in Miles Outside.
