Maqk
Maqk Tim wrote the funny parts

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25 years old
Nottsville U.S.A (or Nottingham, U.K.)
United Kingdom



Last Login: 9/14/2009
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    Maqk's Interests
GeneralI like kittens, crying, and emo music. I used to like to combine my interests until one day my crying and the Dashboard song I was listening to added together to form a harmonic of the correct frequency causing a kitten to blow up.

As I'm so in touch with my feelings, I like to look after my body. I go for the classic 5x5 weight training program with a 3 day split workout alternating days between resistance and cardio. I have to watch my nutrition of course as well, making sure my macronutrient ratios are strictly 40, 30, 30 (carbs, protein, fat). Some people think I am a little too hardcore when it comes to my lifestyle but they understand when they see my body. Here is a pic:

Music

Pretty much saddle creek mate. my faves are Cursive, the good life, ooh, say anything are very good. Also Tim Wilkinson and a string quartet tribute to Dashboard Confessional. I would list 400 bands but that's not much fun is it?


tim kasher's pretty ugly which is a shame, but not all our phave's can be as phit as conor. See below.




Tim Wilkinson


Chris Carrabba. His T-shirt is an inspiration to us all.


I almost forgot little damo rice.

MoviesCamp is my favourite film. 42, 2, 16, 8 add them up backwards and we're all having fun.

Also good films are tarantinos, (tarantinoes?), dead man's shoes, oldboy, zatoichi, the mumpkinhead trilogy (legacy maybe).

Je deteste harry potter and lord of the rings, eat that.
TelevisionGood comedy.

Je detest little britain, OFAH, my family to the max

Makes me angry, sorry
BooksI'm gonna start reading fante and bukowski so i'm just like tim kasher. Won't be long til i'm co-lead singer of the good life. Just you wait.

Update, i read books by these guys, but i'm not co-lead singer yet. The books were good too!

I've also started reading the perfect fool by stewart lee, the words are long and hard though :-( sexual.
HeroesMorris, Ianucci

Matty from busted, (i've met him twice don't you know)

Dominic Littlewood off to buy or not to buy and the gay guy that used to be on popworld, he really knows how to zing people

The guy in mamma mia who sold me a pizza for less than it should've been AND gave me a free can of 7up just because me and YC laughed at his jokes. I want to be just like him when i grow up.

Say anything are my hero
Groups: The Tim and Laura Hate Club for the notation of music at non-concert pitchHarry Hill Appreciation SocietyDoes anyone else hate little britain?!Tim Kasher and Friends!The Lee and Herring Appreciation SocietyRevolution REVOLERSMy milkman has AIDS

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     Maqk's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lots, including manc, wins, salf, abbrev
Body type:0' 6" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Occupation:Cork Finder

   Maqk's Schools
The University of Manchester
Manchester, NW
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Software Engineering
Minor: Egging Tents
Clubs: Playdoh on your face dot files
 

2004 to Present
University of Sunderland
Sunderland, NE
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Multimedia Computing
Minor: Leaving after a year
Clubs: Grungers united
 

2003 to 2004
Reigate College
Reigate, HC
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Pre-exam puking
Minor: Bainbridge hating
Clubs: zero
 

2001 to 2003
Oakwood School
Horley, HC
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Chooning
Minor: Cheening
Clubs: I was in the basketball club for a couple weeks
 

1996 to 2001

   Maqk's Companies
Booker Cash and Carry
Salfords City, Delaware TM
Chairman of the Board
Cigarette Lighters

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About me:
The first and most important thing you need to know about me is that im a dancer, street is my main style but im concentrating on breaking at the moment and have also been introduced to house dancing.

I don't like people that describe themselves as bubbly.

My main drive in life is banter, i love banter and bantering and anyone who gives good banter is proper banter in my book.

When you put two breaks in html it's like "brat brat" as adam's dad would say.

One day i'm going to be a software engineer, so if i don't have the looks, hopefully i'll have the dosh...to buy a new look. I think i'll go for the Dave Marklew's neck if i can afford it. It's wider than a woman's waist, FACT!

I'm also extremely vicarious. I just looked that up on dictionary.com and it is definitely the adjective for me.

After the first text, try and get other info like their email or MSN addresses as these methods of contact are quicker and above all, free.
Who I'd like to meet:
Rizwan (?) of chase Rizwan fame.

The girls who never posted the postcard saying whether they fancied me or not. I'd sure bust them up a couple of pipes and smoke them.



This guy seems pretty 1337 too ..
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Emily

Emily



Feb 18 2008 7:47 PM

Mum has said that Tommy shows signs of looking like you. But you are right he looks like Grandad too.
Emily

Emily



Jan 29 2008 9:27 PM

I posted pics of little TJ, if you want to see them. He's almost 10 pounds already.
$arah

$arah



Jan 3 2008 4:10 AM

Hey cuz, hope u had a good xmas and new years with out all those americans! :oP
Emily

Emily



Jan 1 2008 12:44 AM

Happy New Year to you. We missed the 24 stockings on the hearth this year...how was your quiet Christmas?
The Purple Power Ranger

The Purple Power Ranger



Nov 16 2007 9:10 AM

Myspaz informs me its ur birthday woooo-have some dancing yellow bean things!

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Have a good one!
MiMi Soya - NEW SONG UP + BLOG

MiMi Soya - NEW SONG UP + BLOG



Oct 10 2007 10:59 AM

Total sket mate, uber pwnage x
Matt Garland

Matt Garland



Oct 9 2007 12:50 PM

I know! 2 discs, at least theyre's enough songs to keep occupied by for a while i guess. I've heard 5 new songs off it and theyre all really rad, they take a bit to get into but once you've listened a couple of times theyre addictive. Whats your msn address and I'll send the songs to you along with pictures of myself naked in the shower. We should definetly hit brixton up.
MiMi Soya - NEW SONG UP + BLOG

MiMi Soya - NEW SONG UP + BLOG



Oct 9 2007 10:06 AM

Ah hell yeah!
Thats gonna be a gooden to! :D
We may have to crash at yours if thats okkkkk?! x x
MiMi Soya - NEW SONG UP + BLOG

MiMi Soya - NEW SONG UP + BLOG



Oct 8 2007 6:24 PM

Hell yeah we are man, gonna party it up yeah!
you bringing loads of peeps!? x x
Matt Garland

Matt Garland



Oct 7 2007 9:05 PM

The new Say Anything album is coming out soon buss boy, it sounds like its gonna be another epic, theyr'e playing brixton with hellogoodbye lol, we should hit that up or go to one around your neck of the woods. peace outtt
Mike Lewis

Mike Lewis



Oct 1 2007 1:27 PM

this boy is mark russ! wot r u doing october 27th? we'r playin da harlequin if ur bout down south, pete's comin, wanna try n get it 2b a KD reunion if pos lol x
Loosee

Loosee



Sep 17 2007 7:16 PM

hahaha thanks, it did work, i'll have to have a word with him about that. the best bit is when someone on messenger sends him a message. message message.
Loosee

Loosee



Sep 16 2007 8:42 PM

i can't see him, it won't work :-(
Tom

Tom



Sep 9 2007 12:13 PM

oi pork chop this is soon

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you fancy some chinese kariokoie after????
$arah

$arah



Sep 2 2007 4:51 PM

Hey, how's life across the pond?? We are off to the beach in a bit, as we have a lovely heat wave :oP Oh and we got a visit from Jaws, on the same beach u walked to!
Emily

Emily



Aug 20 2007 4:05 AM

Hello there...we miss you!
Loosee

Loosee



Aug 16 2007 11:57 AM

I saw this and thought of you. The comments people ahve written are jolly funny.

MiMi Soya - NEW SONG UP + BLOG

MiMi Soya - NEW SONG UP + BLOG



Aug 11 2007 9:04 AM

Haha thanks Bubbly Buss, Alex is a Beaut himself, mutliplied by you.
Thanks for that phone msg u sent the other day to! ha x x
$arah

$arah



Jul 17 2007 4:28 AM

HHHHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
™McLo-VIN!™

™McLo-VIN!™



Jul 12 2007 10:04 PM

hey dude!! long time no see!!! we (my band PARIAHONFIRE) are playin bunkers hill next to the arena in notts on saturday if ya not doin (say)anything it would be rhad to see you!! take care dude! lv vin xx
Emily

Emily



Jul 8 2007 9:58 PM

Well it is my turn to live in a caravan...I'm off for three weeks with my folks in their's.

How was getting back to work...with jet lag? Or did you just stay up forever when you got back, like when you arrived here?
Emily

Emily



Jun 28 2007 3:55 PM

Did you make it home in one piece or did you guys tear each other apart after being together for a couple of weeks straight? Just kidding. It was great to visit with you.
$arah

$arah



Jun 26 2007 4:34 PM

Did u enjoy u're 2 hr delay in SF? :oP Hope u made it home in 1 piece.. Would u like a carrot? lol
$arah

$arah



Jun 11 2007 2:04 AM

Have a safe flight, enjoy your peanuts and a movie :oP See u when u arrive in Sunny California!
$arah

$arah



Jun 6 2007 10:20 PM

Attention: The oldies are invading tomorrow
:oP

Apparently they've eaten U.Nick out of house and home and asked Jonathan way too many questions, so they are handing them off to California.... lol....
Hope England is enjoying being Oldie free!
See u soon!!
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