I'm always interested on how they get the caramel in the choclate of your evreyday caramilk.
or how do you get rid of a severed backpack?
if it makes sense.... your not drunk enough
if it starts to lose sense......your still not drunk enough
Music
AS long as you can make love with wolves whall listening to it.... i'm all in
Movies
I was watching the matrix the other day.... it's funny how were in a computer program on a computer using a computer program just to find the best midget porn
Television
ever watch that powell peralta movie where they are trying to promote skateboarding? and they totally screw it up? so he throws the TV down 2 stories?.... I think that explains my love towards telivision.
na, I love telivision like a prision gang rape, you can't do it alone.... that's just wierd
Books
Books? books? what is books? is Books the feeling when you have to eat 2 lbs of cookie dough at 2 in the mornin? cuz I think I had the Books last night
Heroes
my hero is a lamp... lamp is my hero.... I want to make babies with lamp.... lamp is a tramp in my pants!!!!
BLAC AKEL UZAnBAr Des RelD OboE, Cuzz Cuzzz.... ce, neploe frocken result asfe ki ki le riki. A buh,a buh ge eign jachoo ke GRAVEYARD! he juse lunie bine.
(I live for jyberish)
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet someone who would take a steak nife and stab it in my throat...then take my dead carcass and feed them to pigs. only to eat the pig and when the poop turns into fertilizer, it grows a whole new me! only for someone to take a steak nife and stab it in my throat...then take my dead carcass and feed them to pigs. only to eat the pig and when the poop turns into fertilizer, it grows a whole new me! only for someone take a steak nife and stab it in my throat...then take my dead carcass and feed them to pigs. only to eat the pig and when the poop turns into fertilizer, it grows a whole new me! only for someone take a steak nife and stab it in my throat...then take my dead carcass and feed them to pigs. only to eat the pig and when the poop turns into fertilizer, it grows a whole new me! only for someone take a steak nife and stab it in my throat...then take my dead carcass and feed them to pigs. only to eat the pig and when the poop turns into fertilizer, it grows a whole new me! only for someone take a steak nife and stab it in my throat...then take my dead carcass and feed them to pigs. only to eat the pig and when the poop turns into fertilizer, it grows a whole new me! only for someone take a steak nife and stab it in my throat...then take my dead carcass and feed them to pigs. only to eat the pig and when the poop turns into fertilizer, it grows a whole new me! only for someone take a steak nife and stab it in my throat...then take my dead carcass and feed them to pigs. only to eat the pig and when the poop turns into fertilizer, it grows a whole new me! only for someone to give up reading this because it's pointless to go on.
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