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Christopher Craddock
Christopher Craddock If You've Got the Money, I've Got the Time . . .

Male
54 years old
Bakersfield, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
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    Crash's Interests
GeneralInteresting people involved in creative pursuits.

I am single and would like to meet available women who share my joy in life and the possibilities life presents.

I would really like to meet Merle Haggard, George Jones, Hank Williams III, Dwight Yoakam, Willie Nelson, Toby Keith, and Steve Earle, to name a few country singers I admire who are still alive.

I have met Chris Botti, but would like to have a deeper converstion with him, and I would really like to meet Brad Mehldau, an excellent young jazz pianist, David Bowie, Keith Richards, and both Becks--Jeff and Beck Hanson.

MusicSee Heroes below, as many of the people in there are musicians. I like Madeleine Peyroux and Norah Jones. They are part of a trend I am noticing that combines jazz, country, folk, and blues. Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, and I even like Kelly Clarkson, in spite of the fact that she was on American Idol.

Lennie Tristano is a piano player that is not that well known, but I feel like he was really onto something, and I am trying to follow the path that he laid out. On the trumpet I am using Chet Baker as a role model, trying to emulate his beautiful tone, but after spending time on him I may move on to Miles Davis, Arturo Sandoval, Bix Beiderbecke, or Dizzy Gillespie--though I refuse to puff my cheeks like a bull frog.

Brad Mehldau is a young pianist who can play straight ahead jazz, like the old Rodgers and Hart standard "I Didn't Know What Time It Was" beautifully, but he will then play a Beatles tune, or maybe something by Radiohead. He has tattoos, is on MySpace, and is like the people of his generation, yet he has an uncanny ability to absorb and reflect the music of the past, making it fresh and new. I was really blown out by his latest project, a collaboration with opera diva soprano extraordinaire Renee Fleming called Love Sublime, with Renee singing the poetry of Rainer Marie Rilke and others of that ilk or persuasion.

MoviesV for Vendetta was the last movie I saw that really impressed me. I thought it was fabulous and fantastic from start to finish. I am anxious to see A Scanner Darkly, but it seems like it has already come and gone without being shown in Bakersfield. I was hoping that a Philip K. Dick book would finally be made into a movie that did it justice, and that we would see some of the multi-levels and depths of his novels on the screen--not that Bladerunner wasn't a good film, it just wasn't the film that was in the book.

I go to see the Flics film series, every other Friday evening at the Fox Theater. They show mostly foreign films, or other independent films that might not otherwise be shown in Bakersfield. Films I like are of course, Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, The Matrix, Streetcar Named Desire, Bladerunner, Blue Velvet, The Red Shoes, Crash, 8 Mile,, and if I want to see something so bad it's good, there's always Pink Flamingoes, Trash, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Mulholland Drive, Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill, Kill!!! or the spectacularly bad but nevertheless entertaining classic: Showgirls.

TelevisionI just saw Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. I was really impressed that it spoke the truth about the sad state of television currently. I abhor much of what passes for entertainment these days--reality television and the stupid contests, Jerry Springer, Dr. Phil, Maury--"You are the father,"--oh, I could go on.

I really was a fan of a lot of the classic comedys, such as The Dick Van Dyke Show, Sargeant Bilko, Amos & Andy, Mr. Ed, Dobie Gillis, Leave it To Beaver, I'm Dickens, He's Fenster, Car 54, Where Are You, Cheers, and feel that television comedy reached its zenith with Seinfeld, which paid homage to all that had gone before, while at the same time deconstructing and mocking it.

Again, I have great hopes for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and also liked some of Aaron Sorkin's other, previous work, such as West Wing and Allie McBeal.

I think it is a lot like West Wing, in that there is a parallel universe where we have a flawed but nobel Democratic President. In the new series we have a parallel universe where SNL is actually funny and relevant. Dream on! Not gonna happen. But Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip is mildly entertaining and a pleasant fantasy to indulge for an hour per week.

Grey's Anatomy is a guilty pleasure. I like the characters, and really like Sandra Oh in anything she does (Sideways, Dancing at The Blue Iguana, The Diary of Evelyn Lau, Under The Tuscan Sun) but the plots are so preposterous. I mean, what are the chances of having a patient with a bomb in his chest next to another requiring delicate brain surgery, who is the boyfriend of one of the other surgeons, who is pregnant?

I guess I got hooked on that because it came .. Desperate Housewives, which I didn't feel that guilty about watching, because it was fresh and entertaining, but I might start feeling guilty about DHW if the writing declines any further.

Like Twin Peaks, that show was great at first, but then the writing just fell apart, almost like David Lynch was bored and wanted to destroy it so he could escape the burden it had become.

I have been told that there are some great things on Cable, but I refuse to pay for television. The Sopranos, Sex in the City, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Books
  • As I Lay Dying, by William Faulkner
  • The Invisible Man, by Ralph Ellison
  • Be Not Content, by William J. Craddock
  • The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Middlemarch, by George Elliot
  • On The Road, by Jack Kerouac
  • Journey to the End of the Night, by Celine
  • The Man In The High Castle, by Philip K. Dick
  • Last Exit to Brooklyn, by Hubert Selby Jr.
  • Crime and Punishment, by Dovstoyevski
  • Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man, and Ullyses, by James Joyce.
HeroesIf I could travel in time, or if people remain on some ethereal plane where I could visit them, I would like to meet Thomas Edison, John Coltrane, Lennie Tristano, Robert Johnson, Howlin' Wolf, Townes Van Zandt, Dexter Gordon, William Shakespeare, Bill Evans, Jim Morrison, Lester Young, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Bix Beiderbecke, Albert Einstein, Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, George Gershwin, Harold Arlen, Hank Williams, Lefty Frizzell, Jimmie Rodgers, Charlie Parker, Thelonius Monk, Duke Ellington, Billy Strayhorn, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughan, Pablo Picasso, Egon Schille, Leonardo Da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Frank Lloyd Wright, William Faulkner, Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Chet Baker, Stan Getz, and F. Scott Fitzgerald.

     Crash's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Jose
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

   Crash's Schools
San Francisco State University
San Francisco, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Creative Writing
Minor: Poetry
Clubs: SFPC-Users Group
 

1979 to 1984

   Crash's Networking
Music - Performance - Guitar
Bakersfield Jazz Workshop, Fishlips Open Mic

   Crash's Companies
McKinzie Nielsen Real Estate
Bakersfield, CA US
Sales Associate

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   Crash's Blurbs
About me:
I am a Real Estate agent in Bakersfield, and in my spare time I like to play a little jazz, or sing country songs. Maybe mix a little jazz, blues, a little country, and combine it with the spaces between the sounds (which are as crucial to the effect as the sounds themselves).

I'm trying to get at this almost indescribable, ineffable kind of poetry. You see it in Picasso’s work; you hear it in Miles Davis’ playing. Connoisseurs of eloquent, understated delivery will hear it in my music, if they care to listen.

I play Guitar, Saxophone (Tenor, Alto, & Baritone), Piano, and Trumpet.


Who I'd like to meet:
Interesting people involved in creative pursuits.

I am single and would like to meet available women who share my joy in life and the possibilities life presents.

I would really like to meet Merle Haggard, George Jones, Hank Williams III, Dwight Yoakam, Willie Nelson, Toby Keith, and Steve Earle, to name a few country singers I admire who are still alive.

I have met Chris Botti, but would like to have a deeper converstion with him, and I would really like to meet Brad Mehldau, an excellent young jazz pianist, David Bowie, Keith Richards, and both Becks--Jeff and Beck Hanson.


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 The Killers 


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 Ashley Alexandra Dupré: OFFICIAL PAGE 


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KANDDII

Amanda May



Dec 9 2009 8:48 PM


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Hank Ray

Hank Ray



Nov 25 2009 2:55 PM


DANCING TO BUCK OWENS

Hank Ray | MySpace Music Videos
Philippe Sateau

Philippe Sateau



Nov 16 2009 8:37 AM


Thank you Christopher, for your friendship.
Please visit my page and enjoy the music!
Best wishes,
Philippe Sateau




THE IRON OUTLAWS

THE IRON OUTLAWS



Nov 13 2009 3:05 PM

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Kate Ceberano and Mark Isham

Kate Ceberano and Mark Isham



Jul 13 2009 4:32 PM

Hey, thanks for the add! Hope you are doing great!
Mark + Kate
Kate Ceberano & Mark Isham - Bittersweet
http://www.bittersweetthealbum.com
Hank Ray

Hank Ray



Jul 1 2009 1:15 AM

PTSD BLUES, HANK RAY
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FATIMA  |  "escuchame" YA a la VENTA!



Jun 19 2009 3:50 PM

Patty

PATRICIA SCRIVEN



Jun 18 2009 9:01 AM


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Mata León

Mata León



Apr 23 2009 6:01 AM


Can you make it?



Wednesday May 6th
Que Sera

1923 E 7th St,
Long Beach, California 90813
$5, 9:00 PM, 21+

http://www.thequesera.com/



Thursday May 7th
Detroit Bar w/ The Union Line

843 W 19th St,
Costa Mesa, California 92627
9:00 PM, 21+

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Friday May 9th
Life Church

38388 Sky Canyon Dr 100,
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7:00 PM, ALL AGES

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Saturday May 9th
Loft Downtown TBA

Los Angeles, California
9:00 PM, 21+, $10

Loft party in downtown LA,
$$ gets you admission and endless beer
The Lab

The Lab



Apr 12 2009 8:38 PM

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Nick Black (dealing w/ the Artwork)

Nick Black (dealing w/  the Artwork)



Feb 16 2009 2:58 AM

Happy Birthday!
Pfundsweibpetra

Petra Bastani



Feb 15 2009 2:14 PM

myspace comments
Happy Birthday Comments
♥ Petra ♥
800lb Gorilla

800lb Gorilla



Feb 7 2009 4:01 PM

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Sean Ryder Williams

Sean Ryder Williams



Feb 3 2009 6:50 AM

Happy New Year Crash, and Thanks for being a friend in 2008, as my way of saying thanks.. Please Enjoy a couple FREE SONGS on my page , and please share them with your friends...Cheers for now...

=Sean Ryder Williams

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Kerry's Dad

Kevin Gulbranson



Sep 23 2008 9:10 PM

Kerry’s Debut Album – Jezebel’s Daughter – was released on August 26, 2008.

“Personal, emotionally driven songwriting from this angelic-voiced singer/guitarist in the North Carolina Mountains. Kerry says writing a song is a cathartic, therapeutic event. She hopes others find a little of themselves in her songs.”

To hear a sample or to buy check out www. myspace. com/kerrygulbranson

We hope you’ll enjoy and share with family and friends!!

An independent review - "the amazing enchantress muse of the redheaded order, chaos queen Kerry Gulbranson has released her debut album "Jezebel's Daughter", which everyone should own.... maybe not everyone, but certainly YOU!

Her voice!
Like sun-warmed honey tuned to manna-mantra-singsong-sutras. There are bees still stuck in it. Check out what the buzz is all about.


Her lyrics!
Bird's don't even come up with this kind of stuff. Compared to her degrees of cleverness and wordistry, they are but Ill-literate pockets of feathers and fur.


Her music!
with REAL instruments, yo! From the airwaves, waiting for centuries to be piped into this world.
Stacy Kray

Stacy Kray



Aug 15 2008 3:52 AM

Hope you can make it!

Pfundsweibpetra

Petra Bastani



Aug 13 2008 8:33 AM

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

Thank you for the Add.
Have a nice Day
Petra
The Los Dos Bros

The Los Dos Bros



Aug 8 2008 6:15 PM

good to know you Crash see ya out there!
Shontice Gone Acoustic

Shontice Gone Acoustic



Apr 18 2008 3:12 PM

Hey thanks for the add!! I'd love to see the pictures you took!!! Send them to me when ever you get a chance!!! Thanks again........oh yea you did great by the way ;-)

aml
shontice-goneacoustic
Nancy

Nancy



Mar 17 2008 6:02 PM

Chris Crash,
This My Space is bigger than I imagined. Thanks for getting me into this mess. If it weren't for your innovative encouragement, I would still be in the dark ages. I will be subscribing to your blog. Keep it up.
Nancy
Alessandra Celletti Plays Satie

Alessandra Celletti Plays Satie



Mar 10 2008 4:06 PM

Thank You Crash!
Kustom DeLuxe

Denise Mosley Kustom Deluxe



Feb 25 2008 6:21 AM

New friends ROCK! Thanks darlin! xoxo


MAGICMAD FAN CLUB WORLDWIDE

Lawrence Mark



Feb 15 2008 10:21 PM

Happy New Birthday Year Crash!!
Thanks for becoming a friendly fan of MAGICMAD!
WE WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
I am hoping that you have already received too many gifts! haha!
I can only send you a few laughs...
I have heard that these are the most important phrases for any party.
(Please let me know what you think sometime, ok?)
Please have a great day!
It is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice!!
Where is the bathroom?
hahaha!?!
Thanks in advance for your smile!
Please have more fun later
even though I cannot be there to laugh at you!!
Sincerely,
Lawrence Mark
MAGICMAD FAN CLUB WORLDWIDE
Mommy Pie

Lynda Fette



Feb 15 2008 4:13 PM

Hey Crash! Hope you have an amazing day today and hope to see you tomorrow night at TROUT'S! Rockwell is throwing a special party to celebrate ALL FEBRUARY BIRTHDAYS!

ROCKWELL'S FEBRUARY BIRTHDAY BASH!


Saturday, February 16, 2008 - 6pm

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805 N CHESTER AVENUE BAKERSFIELD, CA 93308

CALL (661)399-6700 FOR INFORMATION!

21 AND OVER - W/ ID!


FEBRUARY BIRTHDATE on your ID gets you in FREE!


Steve Mohacey

Steve Mohacey



Feb 9 2008 11:29 PM

Happy Birthday! Hope your birthday is filled with good friends and great music!

Steve
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