Dr. Boddicker

www.myspace.com/baldwinization

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  • Clive Boddicker

  • 44 / Male
  • Colorado, US
  • Last Login: 11/23/2009

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Interests

  • General

    The Baldwin Brothers, plastic surgery, adequate legal counsel, consent forms, expiration dates on restraining orders.
  • Music

  • Movies

    Glengarry Glen Ross, Heaven's Prisoners, The Shadow, Hunt For Red October... pretty much anything with a Baldwin.
  • Television

    30 Rock, Homicide
  • Books

    The Unusual Suspect: My Calling to the New Hardcore Movement of Faith by Stephen Baldwin and Mark Tabb
  • Heroes

    Alec Baldwin, William Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin, Daniel Baldwin, in that order.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

Welcome to the Baldwiniation™ Centers of America on MySpace! I'm Dr. Clive Boddicker and I am the founder and chief surgeon of the Baldwinization™ Centers of America. Baldwinization™ is the surgical procedure pioneered by myself which results in the patient's perfect resemblance of the Baldwin brother of their choice. People sometimes ask me, "Clive, why have you made it your life's work to make ordinary, hard working people look like one of the Baldwin brothers?" My answer is always the same. "Because I care for and love all humanity and believe that the key to true happiness lies in the supple, sultry lips and the seductive eyes of America's First Family of Acting™".

Whether you want to look like Alec in "Hunt For Red October" or Daniel in a straight to video B-movie, we can do it. Why spend another day as an ordinary, average nobody when the key to the glamour and beauty is within your grasp?

Visit us at baldwinization.com and begin your journey towards a more Baldwin you


Dr. Boddicker is represented by the Lawfirm of Pinkerton, Duff and Graves

That's right! The dramatic, sensual, exciting reality series "Baldwin My Face" is now on DVD!

Despite the fact that it was a project disowned by VH1 and Fox, and despite the numerous legal injunctions filed against the production, Dr. Boddicker has seen to it that his vision and personal journey towards his Better Baldwin Self can be seen on glorious DVD!

This boxed set is 18 disks, totalling more than 150 hours of the incredible, inspirational, epic quest undertaken by one man with a dream and a vision.

Also included! Brand new footage featuring the aftermath of Dr. Boddicker's encounter with serial killer Wendel Henry Holmes, including the accidentally broadcast "soul kiss" between Dr. Boddicker and news anchor Darryl Yakamoto that has been seen on YouTube and Google Video, and was voted the #1 viral video two weeks running!

----------------------- ..Clive Boddicker
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Who I'd like to meet:

Alec Baldwin, William Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin, Daniel Baldwin. In that order.

Comments

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  • Nov 16 2009 3:17 AM

     The most intriguing things are to be seen by moonlight...
    when one sees half with the eye and half with the whimsical imagination...
    The man in the moon doesn't seem to be made of green cheese...
  • Nov 13 2009 3:47 AM

    I look at the moon and see the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start,... tomorrow comes with a bit of magic...
    full moon Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Nov 3 2009 10:19 PM

    This will give me the stamina to last until noon...solar power...
    good to the last drop... 
  • Nov 2 2009 11:36 PM

    I'm not sure on the dosage...
    it could range from jumping up and down...
    like you won the lottery...
    or the excitement that comes from
    putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery...
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  • Nov 2 2009 9:23 AM

    I don't like the time change...
    it throws me off for the rest of the week...
    Now I get Hammer time...
  • Nov 1 2009 12:42 AM

    Have a good one...
    Trick or Treat! Give me something good to eat. Give me candy. Give me cake. Give me something sweet to take!<font> </font>

  • Oct 31 2009 4:55 AM

    Debt...is like laundry...never ending...even with a washing machine...
    laundry line Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Oct 31 2009 4:55 AM

    YOU REALLY NEED TO ADD ME TO YOUR TOP 5 FRIENDS..I AM DEFINITELY RANKING FAR ABOVE WHAT THE BAR  HAS UO RIGHT NOW!
  • Oct 31 2009 4:55 AM

    LOVE YA BABY!
  • Oct 31 2009 4:55 AM

    ~HAPPY HALLOWEEN DOC!~