About me: I was the leader of the U.S.S.R. during WWII and man did i kill some Germans. I also caused the death of over 15 million of my own people...but lets look at my good side- I am a handsome young man of no more than 25, my mustache is full with the vigor of 1,000 horses running through the fields of Gori - my hometown. I am a hopeless romantic and love walks on the beach, playing with fireworks, horseback riding and war. I also love the ever-so-sweet taste of good russian vodka. I hate the capitalist pigs of the U.S. and hope that everyone is still supporting Mother Russia in her ever present battle again this skum.
Who I'd like to meet: Comrade Shen, THE MATT HARRIS
Hello Comrade Stalin! Now more than ever the theories of Marx, Engels, Lenin, & yourself are coming to light, Capitalism in in the grips of its worst social & economic crisis since the Great Depression.
Hello Comrade Stalin! Your philosophy of Socialism in one country still survives. The North Koreans adopted it as Juche. You turned a backwards agarain country into one of the most powerful countries the world has ever seen. All Power to the people! BTW, I read your book " Problems Of Leninism
Hello Comaerade!
I've merely been celebrating the White Devil's conquest over my oppressed, enslaved, and berated people that happened oh so long a go. Those dirty Capitalists stole our land, and celebrate it every year by making them selves fatter, and laughing in our faces.
Hello Comrad it was great seeing you and ur fellow Soviet Union members at the party the other night. I will call the Soviet Union up as soon as the next party arrives.
ttyl
-fellow comrad Ell
Hey Joe. Hope its ok if I call you that. I just wanted to say that although you were responsible for the deaths of thousands of people, I got to give you props for the porn stash you got going on there. Hey let me know if your ever coming through SoCal and we'll party. Yea mann.
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