jerkstore
altars of bile and dog piss.. oh.. and DIY shows.

Male
68 years old
baltimore, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 5/14/2007
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    jerkstore's Interests
GeneralDIY shows, potlucks and community events.

"A few bucks to get in, the usual DIY look/vibe of a home overrun by young peopleall hail cheap rent."

-Dude if city paper thinks we pay cheap rent they dont know shit
Movieself, premutos, instructional DIY lobotomy videos
Heroespartydog, sonny, your mom and the fart demon i just spewed forth.
Groups: NATIONAL BOHEMIAN BOOZE CREWBaltimore Anarcho-PunxBlazin BrutalityKooL-AiD for governor

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     jerkstore's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Not Sure
Body type:More to love!
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes



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About me:
I was once a DIY showspace. I now cease to exist. Gentrification slayed me. Avenge my death, young fuckheads. Go forth and feed off of the wastes of the ignorant bastards who poison the lives of those who see through the shit-stained veil that is capitalism. Draw from that waste nutrition and strength. I shall be resurrected! Check out the Stolen Heart space that Stevo, one of my former inhabitants is working is little tushy off on. HELP HIM OUT, shitheads. Keep DIY alive. Keep it heavy, but make sure you can handle the weight.
Who I'd like to meet:
Folks who know how to respet a quality showspace and a quality house full of quality people. Independent/DIY bands and musicians. People with ideas about what can go on inside my walls.

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Heaviness of the Load





Feb 11 2008 7:21 PM

rip mike :*(

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Heaviness of the Load





Nov 28 2007 8:57 PM

I S A A C





Nov 5 2007 3:43 AM

holy smokes your not gunna believe me...i click'd this deal to get a REAL designer purse from Coach 100% FREE & it really came!! since i KNOW its not a hoax now, i'm gunna go back real fast and get a few more to send out as a present..you really ought to go snag a few as well HA HA! aint this 1 they sent me tight?



you can click here or click the picture above to snag yours
Blastocyst





Oct 26 2007 6:27 AM

beyond the realms of chad





Oct 15 2007 11:28 PM

The Substitute Creature





May 23 2007 12:20 AM

The Stolen Heart Cabaret





Mar 10 2007 9:38 PM


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myspace.com/jasonwebley
myspace.com/theblg

Hope to see you there!
-Paco
xeper





Mar 5 2007 7:54 PM

All Girls are straight up lying when they say that size does not matter, I got proof.
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I thought he was kidding around so I investigated a little bit into it and sure enough I found nine bottles of the these pills under his bed and to top that off, his 2 brothers are now taking them too, I don't know, but I am thinking now of buying them for you know who.. I know it sounds shallow but after seeing the results, it is hard to not do it.
I am telling you I have all the proof needed that they work, the place you order them from even guarentees that they will work on any guy or they give you what you paid right back. Don't pass up on this one guys, it is 100% confirmed and for real. Get them while they are still available by Going here Just copy and paste this address in your browser. BOKIG.COM
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xeper





Mar 4 2007 8:39 AM

This is SO crazy! I got my free Macbook today...Just answer few questions at this site and you can win too... good luck !
Check here to get them before they run out
Abiku





Dec 16 2006 6:35 PM

barclay





Oct 23 2006 7:36 PM

Human Interest(ed) Photography





Oct 11 2006 7:08 AM

Bete Noire





Aug 23 2006 11:00 PM

come see Bete Noire this friday for only $2!!

$2?? HOLY SHIT!! That's cheap!!!
Altars of Mattness





Aug 19 2006 8:13 AM

Whatchu think you all that? Well you Dead Now Bitch, Watchu think Now!? Fuckin Jerk.
barclay





Aug 7 2006 3:28 PM

R.I.P.
Bete Noire





Aug 5 2006 7:08 PM

Sunday, Aug 6th @ Champion Ship
52 Rear Market St.
Lemoyne, PA 17043

thrash thrash thrash!!!

THE SPARK (near the end)
BLACK SS (ny)
OUR X TIMES
BLANK STARE (boston)
POSIFORCE
BETE NOIRE
SURRONDINGS

2pm matinee!!

$7
BURIED MYLES UNDERGROUND





Jul 30 2006 3:09 AM

a sad long distance goodbye to the jerkstore...that bonedust/plague weilder show was one of the best things i witnessed in baltimore.
thanks to the whole staff for bothering.
REEDCORE





Jul 29 2006 6:48 PM

all i could think about while shoveling all the shit and garbage out of the warehouse was how much sweat and blood (more sweat than blood, but still a little blood) i'd left there over the years and i imagined every piece of dogshit and garbage as a piece of me that i came to the jerkstore to rid myself of. binge and purge, binge and purge. thanks for letting me purge at your place so many times.
Mitchel





Jul 27 2006 7:55 PM

Dear Jerkstore, thank you for letting me sleep on your couch that time, and thank you for all of the kindness and love. You taught me how beautiful DIY & punk culture can be, and for that I will FOREVER be in your debt.
Crystalbitch





Jul 13 2006 12:14 AM

Bye fuckers.
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chris





Jun 30 2006 12:27 AM


Friday August 4th
@ Alfishawy Cafe

Another Dying Democracy (all female death metal from NYC)
Empurios (blackened death metal from DC)
Time of the Wolf (blackened thrash metal from DC ex-Exosus)
Disease Called Man (crusty grind onslaught from DC)
Tarpit (crushing prehistoric sludge from Bmore)

Show starts at 6pm BE ON TIME!!! $6
@ The Before It's Too Late Media Center @ Alfishawy Cafe
4132 Georgia Ave NW Washington DC
3 Blocks North of Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro on the Green Line
Agnosis





Jun 28 2006 3:16 PM

Yes AGNOSIS & NEGATIVE REACTION will be there on friday!!
Bachman!





Jun 25 2006 3:33 PM

July 6th @ Barclay

Voetsek (cali fastcore / mem. of Cap Casualties)
Deceiver (bmore noise grind)
Chainsaw to the Face (NJ PV)
XCutyourfuckingthroatX (west Md grind)

7:30 Doors / Bands at 8 $5
xeper





Jun 19 2006 5:19 AM

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Pegasus Unicorn





Jun 15 2006 8:49 PM

thanks for having us.

keep up the good work
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