Metalabama: Alabama Music Groups & Artists

Who I'd like to meet:

Any and all musicians in the Southeast area- particularly you Alabama rockers and metalheads. If you are in the area and want to be included in our network, PLEASE send an add request.

Friend Add Guidelines:

..First and foremost this is a page for Alabama bands and music artists. Everyone is welcome on our friends list, but musicians from this area will be first on the list. The order of our friends list isn't determined by who we love best so don't be insulted at your placement. That said...

The sheer volume of idiots on our planet- in particular those infesting MySpace, have forced me to institute and enforce certain standards for who we are "friends" with. In the spirit of Rock N' Roll and Heavy Metal, we embrace creativity and freedom of expression. We hate censorship and politically correct paranoia. But doggone it, we have to draw the line about some things. MySpace is a very open online community. There are people of all ages here but for some reason most members either ignore that fact or just don't care and much of what they do here is inappropriate and just plain stupid. The anonimity of the internet has made jerks of vast numbers of people online. Just as I choose not to associate with annoying lowlifes in reality- I choose not to associate with them here. Funny and creative lowlifes are OK though.

Here's who we DO NOT want on our friends list: Attention whores, silly tarts with modeling aspirations (really, I am NOT interested in your stupid photos). It is well known that a huge percentage of the girls on MySpace- particularly the flirty-tarty kind are actually men who are either just trying to spam traffic to their unsavory web sites or getting some creepy kicks pretending to be hot chicks. We also hate "gangstas", spammers rednecks and friend collectors in general.

If your profile has excessive gratuitous drug references, your add will be refused. Engage in whatever chemical recreation you want, I don't care. I'm not going to judge. I'm also not going to be associated with it.

We are not here to hook up or cater to posers, fakers bimbos and himbos and their attitudes. Pay attention to who we are and what our site is about. Don't bother to request an add if you are a fan of country, polka, Ashlee Simpson or (shudder) Hip-Hop of any kind. We generally cut some slack for pop- but not much. PLEASE don't be surprised and insulted when we deny your add request for any or all of these reasons. We check the profile of each and every member who requests an add. If we refuse you, it doesn't mean you are being insulted or disrespected (unless you are Ashlee Simpson or Brittney Spears).