About me:

first things first. my name's Ralph Edward. call me Ralph, Ralphy, Rap, Redd, or my signature alias Banana_Man. for me, age really doesn't matter. never did. please don't argue or i will drop so much f-bombs in your face you might think i'm not asian saying those. i've spent more time infront of a computer than a 4-year college computer graduate. i love helping out people. most of 'em say that i give to much to them that i hardly ever leave some for myself. i dunno. i just like being the one who's "paying for it" guy. gots no cigs? hangout with me and i'll buy ya a pack or two. gots a party but no drinks? Ralph will bust your door with boxes of booze. that's the kinda guy i am. it's either im really ugly or im not that attractive at all. but even so, i still love and respect women.
and to finish this, here's some added stuff:
I'm full Asian. or a "Pacific Islander" or South Pacific.
I'm full Filipino.
I'm both.
I'm not an American. never will be.
I'm too selfless.
I'm a certified Bartender. get your drinks on!!
Music is my world.
I appreciate both rock and hip-hop music.
I play the guitar.
I will beat your ass in Pokemon. I'd Like to see ya even try ask me for a battle!
I play bass guitar mainly.
I play playable stuff.
I love and respect all the girls.
I love spicy food.
I love your mom.
I hate naggy people.
I hate winter season.
I hate haters.
I pay my own bills.
typing like this is awesome. lol.
..And now, here are some other cool stuff you might like!!

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Who I'd like to meet:
List being created/edited. to be completed soon..
Adam "Sandman" Sandler
Adam Sessler - gamers forever!!
Black Steve - can't get any blacker than him.
Brendon Small - Metalocalypse brains. nuff said.
Burt Bacharach - classics for the win
Chris Rock - "Damn, it so hot in here." "Yea, it's hot too." lmao
Christine Dolce - who doesn't?
David Hayter a.k.a. "Solid Snake, Naked Snake, Old Snake" - best game voice actor.
Elvis Costello - he's askin' you What Do When You Fall in Love
George Lopez - grande e comediante mexico
Hideo Kojima - i'd abduct him and hold him for ransom . he'll be workin' for me now from now on.
Jack Black - please be kind.
James Franco - *sniiiiif*
Jerry Springer - he prolly gets turned on by girl fights, both fat fucks or skinny whores
John Cho - asian comedian for the win!
Kal Penn - Indian actors for the win!
Keira Knightly - hottest skinny bitch in the world
KT So - asian models for the win!
Kyle Gass - acoustic metal at its best
Mike Hranica - the guy from the band The Devil Wears Prada. he made me appreciate HxC music.
Mike Myers - the shagmeister himself. i wanna learn life from him lol
Morgan Webb - hottest gamer everrrrr
Nathan Explosion - he'll make everything and anything into metal. metal music that is.
Pickles the Drummer - If he was a real person, we'de prolly get a long. we'de drink everynight 'til we pass out or die.
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean classics
Ryan Reynolds - he made me think about goin' to college, but i guess his reasons wasn't enough for me
Santa Claus - i gots a couple of bones to pick with this fat fuck
Sean Penn - the first actor to make tears fall from my eyes
Seth Green - Robot Chicken brains.
Seth Rogen - newest comedy guy in biz.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf - crowned as "The Worlds' Fastest Guitar Player"
Terry Crews - he'll take care of your grandparents for you. for free!!
Toki Wartooth - copy cat bastard lmao
Will Ferrel - still fighting a good fight in the comedy biz
William Murderface - best and prolly the only penis bassist in thw world. i'm gonna ask him to teach me how to play bass with my penis.
the bands listed that i haven't seen yet
pornstars that i haven't met yet
and of course, You.
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Comments
Jul 14 2009 1:57 AM
Jun 16 2009 1:41 AM
Apr 7 2009 7:32 PM
whats up?
Apr 6 2009 12:24 AM
Mar 25 2009 7:37 PM
Oct 2 2008 7:15 AM
you should tag me in some of your pics
but im only gonna add the ones i think i look cute =P
which is basically none of them =/
Oct 13 2008 1:41 AM
Sep 22 2008 6:07 PM
Sep 19 2008 5:22 AM
i love BrokenCYDE!!!
Sep 13 2008 8:20 PM
^_^
Sep 7 2008 9:28 AM
:)
Sep 8 2008 5:14 PM
Aug 17 2008 8:39 PM
Hey there. :]
Happy Sunday, lovelyyy.
How goes it?
♥
xx
Jul 10 2008 11:22 AM
Jun 29 2008 4:33 PM
Jun 23 2008 12:46 PM
~Myshka~
Jun 1 2008 3:56 AM
Hey Oh my Rod, it's Ralph!!, I just bought you as my PET!

Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!
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May 24 2008 3:42 AM
May 17 2008 5:23 AM
May 4 2008 10:44 PM
Mar 31 2008 6:14 PM
Peace,
Jeff
Mar 31 2008 4:05 AM
=) so how are youu?
Jan 27 2008 4:07 PM
Jan 26 2008 7:29 PM
it was just gettin annoying
why don't you just cut your hair yourself or will your parents get angry?
Jan 26 2008 5:30 AM
hows it goin?