Stuff. No really, I'm interested in all sorts of things, from needlepoint to philosophy. Or the philosophy of needlepoint. Or the needlepoint patterns one can divine from combining Kant with Freud.
Music
Yes please. It would be shorter to describe what I don't like. Rap mostly, although I do get down with a song here and there. I have to be in the mood for reggae, salsa, and latin. I do love country and western, punk, goth, industrial, classical, opera, blues, etc, etc, etc. My favorite musician is Leonard Cohen. If you don't know who he is, learn.
Movies
CHEESY SCI-FI/HORROR B-MOVIES BABY!!! I love watching and finding the worst possible movies committed to print.
It's a hobby....
Television
Umm, I like Bones, House MD, CSI and Law and Order. Food Network, SciFi, Discovery, History, Court TV, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, and Beauty and the Beast, Tales of the Gold Monkey, and Brimstone.
Books
I am a bibliophalic lifeform with a tropism for bookstores.
Heroes
My mom. No really.
My boi Reu, 'cause putting up with me is a heroic undertaking....
And I always really liked the Green Lantern. And Hellboy.
Otherwise, Clive Barker, Neil Gaimen, and H.P. Lovecraft.
Milwaukee Area Tech College
Milwaukee, WI
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Funeral Science
Minor: Patience
Clubs: Phi Theta Kappa as well
Greek:
Sigma Phi Sigma
2003 to 2006
Palm Bay Senior High School
Melbourne, FL
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Not Getting Beat Up
Minor: Being A Wierdo
Clubs: Future Educators of America, Chess Club, Fencing Club
About me: I work for a company called the Anatomical Gift Association of Illinois as an apprentice embalmer.
Yes, I am a mortician.
Yes, I am a goth.
Yes, I like to wear jeans and tee-shirts and sundresses.
Yes, I like to garden.
Yes, I like to knit.
Yes, I am creating a zombie army.
Deal with it.
I don't like being typified into one box or another.
I like surfing and graveyards, cross-stitch and writing horror stories, chick flicks and bad horror movies. I am the walking talking living proof of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and I think Schroedinger's Cat was neither Alive nor Dead when the box was opened, but was in the third state known to cats, which is Bloody Pissed Off From Being Shut In A Damn Box!
My pirate name is:
Iron Jenny Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Who I'd like to meet: People. Or non-people, I ain't picky. Anyone interesting and intelligent.
No fuckheads who want to change me or aspects of me or think that they know what's good for me need apply.
It's the final week to visit the Witch House! If you've already seen the show, thanks so much for coming out and supporting WildClaw. If not, we hope to see you this weekend, as we must close Dec. 21st! The crowds thus far have been enthusiastic and the reviews glowing, such as this one from last week's Chicago Tribune: http://chicago. metromix. com/home/review/imagine-harry-potter-gone/828080/content
Hi Jasmyn; just wanted to say hello once. Remember when you made the goth snowman in the courtyard at the ? club? For some reason I was thinking about that today. Anyways hope all is well! Take care!
I have a graphic novel that I'm working on, which I would love to have your feedback on (it's located in my pictures; comments welcome). I'm also looking for models for the book (use their likeness as characters in the book)
Just plugging this out to all my friends -- wanted to let everyone know that my new novel COVENANT is out - it's one of the September featured horror titles from Leisure Books! I hope you'll check out a copy on Amazon or at your local bookstore!
Also, if you'd like free fiction and updates on my upcoming novels, please signup for my free monthly newsletter.
I know this is kind of a cut and paste message, but every year the amount of friends and fans I've made grows. So if you haven't checked out the strip in awhile, this is the perfect time to jump back on the bandwagon!
Just plugging this out to all my friends -- wanted to let everyone know that my new novel 
