Jen Lane
Jen Lane
Question I wake to in the morning, and pass out with at night - what’s my popularity with my fellow white people?

Female
40 years old
Portland, OR, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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    Jen Lane's Interests
GeneralHaving 'fun', drinking, curing cancer, cats, BarFly Magazine
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MusicThe Kinks, GBV, Run-DMC, The Who, Sweetride, The Rolling Stones, Solovox, Vic Chesnutt, Mark Lanegan, Levon Levan, White Stripes, Jay-Z, The Stamen Pistils, Blackalicious, deadman, Pearl Jam, KISS, Diamond Tuck, Tommy Ilk, T. Rex, Firefucks of Fuckdom, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Balls, Tool, BRUUUUCE! and pre-Uptown Turd Billy Joel (hey, I'm from NY), Ronnie Spector, Queen, Rufus Wainwright, Bjork, Jimi Hendrix, Ben Folds, Tim Buckley, Sunset Valley, Satan's Pilgrims, Sinatra, and of course, Duran Duran.
MoviesFight Club, The Graduate, Star Wars, Sin City, Broadway Danny Rose, Blazing Saddles.
TelevisionDEADWOOD, MST3K, Insomniac, Wanderlust, Lost, West Wing, Law & Order(s), Sopranos, Entourage, Rescue Me.
BooksLove is a Dog from Hell, OED, Me Talk Pretty One Day, A Winter's Tale.
HeroesBukowski, Thompson, Hefner, Oprah, me.
Groups: Emerson ArmyThe Antisocial Socialites Society (The A.S.S. Board)Devil Duckie Fan ClubThe Orange Room PosseDance Portland!The MAD GroupDead MoonGuys Without Washboard Stomachs, & The Girls That Like Them.

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     Jen Lane's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Rockland County, New York
Body type:5' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Publisher
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Jen Lane's Schools
New York University
New York, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psych/Anthro (linguistics)
 

1988 to 1991

   Jen Lane's Networking
Publishing - Business - Publisher
Owner and creator of BarFly Magazine, a free, pocket-sized monthly guide to the bar scene in the northwest.

   Jen Lane's Companies
BarFly Industries, Inc.
Portland, OR US
Publisher
BarFly Magazine

since 1999-present
Bridgetown Comedy Fest
Portland, OR US
Booze director/sponsorship fluffer/party bringer
A-Team!

Dec 2007? Who can remember that far back?



Jen Lane Rock the world with a BarFly Bus of your very own! Private parties are only $699/6 hours/54 people - check it out, here: http://lnk.ms/0TbDK.
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Short-Shorts Night at Plan B with Deejay Meee-owww on Tuesday, June 2nd!  (view more)

2009 Bridgetown Comedy Festival starts Thursday!  (view more)

Win $100 in BarFly's Stumble Zone Easter Egg Hunt, this Sunday!  (view more)

Celebrate the late, great, Doug Baum on Mardi Gras, 2/24, at East End  (view more)

Inaugurate THIS! Short-Shorts Night at Plan B with DJ Meow, Tuesday 1/20 @ Plan B  (view more)

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   Jen Lane's Blurbs
About me:
The founder of the favorite magazine of drunks and coke dealers in Portland, Oregon, which is now the favorite website of drunks and coke dealers, everywhere, barflypdxcom. And, no, I'm not a racist, that's a quote from Deadwood, cocksucker.
Custom Countdowns & MySpace Layouts
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone with an expense account.
You wanna BarFly Bus? You know you want to... Come on! Click your hot self on over here.
Take the ride of your life on the BarFly Bus! Get more info and tickets at http://www.barflymag.com.

   Jen Lane's Friend Space (Top 15)
Jen Lane has 1889 friends.
 BarFly! 


 BarFly Bus 


 Cougarama! 


 Bridgetown Comedy 


 jeffery 


 Tres Shannon 


 JEDEDIAH 


 kelly 


 sarah! 


 gregarious 


 bradly 


 The Earl of Borthwick 


 NOTORIOUS G.A.T.O.R. 


 Kyle Kyle 


 Habit 





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Chariots of Rubber





Jul 11 2009 12:23 AM

lucas





Jul 6 2009 11:46 AM

jager bash 09
Hoes is crazy!!!





Jun 8 2009 10:19 PM

hey!!!
Hoes is crazy!!!





Jun 9 2009 7:16 PM

HOWDY!!!
Nice Boys





Jun 4 2009 12:35 AM

Hey Jen! Come check out this free show if you're out and about Saturday!
East End





May 27 2009 7:46 AM

HATE OF THE CITY'S NEWEST MONTHLY.**ACTION** WE STARTED THIS NIGHT AT SABALA'S..SO GOOD IT'S BACK.FIRST EDITION IS THE CLASH

The Red Dons are'nt playing but Doug from Red Dons has a new band with Jonny of JONNY CAT RECORDS called THE CHEMICALS! not to be missed.LETS DANCE are Power Pop 77 punk at it's Best.LORDY LORDS are Portland's newest Garage sensations & East End Favs.Last but not least the punkest of them all THE BLOODIES!!!! *******HATE OF THE CITY IS BACK******

$1.50 PBR TILL MIDNIGHT & "CLASH" DRINK SPECIALS this Wed."BLOODY" specials next Wednesday
East End





May 25 2009 6:15 AM

hey Jen!! here's some shows comin up I thought you might like,

THE NICE BOYS ARR CRASHING THIS SHOW AT MIDNIGHT! COME TO THE 6TH.WE ARE PLAYING AT MIDNIGHT SECRETLY.W/ KILLER DJ KATHY T
Pasha Photography





May 12 2009 6:59 PM

Come to the Bad Ass Unicorn's
Birthday Party !
( AKA Daas )

Sunday May 17th
At:
The B-Side
7:pm

The donkey show is at 8,
so don't be late . .

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Krazy





May 6 2009 3:38 AM

I would so win! I have pneumonia and they have me on this liquid diet for over a week now, I am in training for the next slim fast competition. LOL
Pop Culture 3rd Wednesday





Apr 28 2009 11:36 PM

Hey Jen, cool site. Thanks for the friendship. Come check out show sometime!

Richie
Pirate Satellite TV ©





Apr 21 2009 8:19 AM

Hey there Jen Lane
Bridgetown Comedy Festival is finally here!!! Starts this Thursday so get your tickets by visiting www.bridgetowncomedyfestival.com

Watch this interview and tell Andy that you support Portland Comedy!



Thanks!

Pirate Satellite TV
www.piratesatellite.tv
THE HORROR DRUNX™ - Washington Chapter





Apr 20 2009 9:54 PM

Teri





Apr 16 2009 7:09 PM

Hey girl, Hope you can make it to this show. It will be a blast.
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Amandatory





Apr 14 2009 5:16 PM

hello dear- still in the cave of solitude.... hope the real world is treating you and your kitties well. Sometime soon I will be back for a visit.
xo
Vato Loco





Apr 12 2009 1:15 AM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments sup girl how are u doin.

LagoMorpha





Apr 12 2009 1:22 AM

ok.
wheres my 100 bucks? i looked everywhere!
hollers





Apr 6 2009 10:45 PM

heya!!!
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so...
on Tuesday, April 7th please come to Cheri "Ratgirl" Brugman's Surgery Benefit Show at DANTES!

ED FORMAN is gonna do his regular FUNNY ASS show starting at 8pm....
http://www.myspace.com/edforman

then we're shooting off into a night of rocking and rolling...
with

ADVISORY
http://www.myspace.com/psychicadvisory

THE EVIDENCE
(Brandy Hotknife and Charlie Poison Idea's new band!!)

THE PATHOGENS
http://www.myspace.com/thepathogenspdx

and

THEE HEADLINERS
http://www.myspace.com/theeheadliners

we're asking for $5 or whatever you want to donate.

only at Dante's this April 7th, 2009!

let's party and raise some money for one of Portland's old homegirls who's living in Istanbul, Turkey and who has recently undergone some serious medical crap and needs help!
you can donate directly here:
http://cyclecide.com/ratgirl/

let's party it up for a real rad lady.

you can catch up with her here!!:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516656782&ref=profile#/profile.php?id=682762677

she was experiencing pain and bleeding and was diagnosed with 2 tumors and a cyst and then her appendix got a perforation on it and she had to have emergency surgery for that on top of everything else. when the doctors cut her open they discovered that her entire reproductive system was infected, they literally found her to be full of PUS and had she waited one more day she probably would not have made it. fortunately, much thanks to her tough constitution and tenacious grip on life and the Turkish medical system, she's well on the mend.
but she's still facing many overwhelming financial burdens and definitely needs our help!

please forward this to any mutual friends and hope to see ya there!
Dan The Guitar Man





Apr 7 2009 9:18 AM

thanks for the add
rock on !
Speaking Volumes





Apr 5 2009 5:09 AM

Hi Jen.
Have a peaceful week!
William Across America





Apr 4 2009 5:34 AM

Hey there, just letting you know this summer I am going to walk across America to raise money for the Cancer Research Institute.
My journey will be on YouTube, check out my video!

Bad Move





Apr 4 2009 7:17 PM

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akbar! is on tour...





Mar 10 2009 1:38 AM

hi!
how ya doing?
just poppin' by to wish ya a hard rockin' b-day...
*hearts and scars*
rock on!
Akbar!
Scott ( G.P.) Charles





Mar 10 2009 7:39 AM

Have an awesome birthday Miss Lane
Amandatory





Mar 10 2009 7:04 PM

happy birthday! may your day be filled with booze and hot dudes.
xo
The Cheerful Tortoise





Mar 10 2009 11:57 PM

Happy Birthday!

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