mean mommy
"no one wants to fuck mean mommy"


28 years old
London,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 9/12/2007
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    mean mommy's Interests
Generalonly interested in things that are illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Musichmmm where to begin... i like the blues and i never seem to get bored of listening to singers like Nina Simone and Billie Holiday. Keep coming back to Talking Heads, Prince, Kate Bush, Eurythmics, Tom Waits, JJ Cale, Mamas & the Papas, Pixies. But mostly I make my own. it's all about girl-groups: Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Ahh Edith Piaf... Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting WHY do suddenenly love: Cyndi Lauper... Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Moviesi'm a bit obsessed by horror movies... everything by (in no particular order) Tarantino/Russ Meyer/Kubrick/Romero/Lynch/Almodvar/John Waters... and just the earlier stuff by Woody Allen/Cronenberg/John Carpenter/Reimi oh... and Showgirls. Image hosting by Photobucket Image hosting by Photobucket Image hosting by Photobucket Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
HeroesMORE IS MORE - the cockettes/paris is burning/linda perry/tom waits/divine Image hosting by Photobucket Image hosting by Photobucket Image hosting by Photobucket Image hosting by Photobucket Image hosting by Photobucket Image hosting by Photobucket Nan Goldin's Heart Shaped Bruise is one of my favourite of her photos... Image hosting by Photobucket I love this photo on the 50s Manhatten skyline by Louis Stettner... the guy looks like he's seen New York and fainted Image hosting by Photobucket AND this photo by Diane Arbus is genuis

     mean mommy's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:SOUTH LONDON
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Journalista



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About me:
Ladies & Gentlemen... Welcome to Violence. SUPPORT CANNIBALISM! ADVOCATE FIRST DEGREE MURDER! KILL EVERYBODY! i'm a writer - for a few newspapers and also Marmalade Magazine (see me top 8) i make music too: check out www.myspace.com/barneyjcmusic -(`v)- Design your MySpace with MyLook -(`v)-
Who I'd like to meet:
i'd like to meet Einstein, Gershwyn, and God... and Kate Bush, but back in the 80s when she was actually good. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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mean mommy has 130 friends.
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 mishel 


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WENDY JAMES





Mar 5 2008 3:34 PM

FINAL LONDON
Helen





Feb 18 2008 10:17 PM

hey this awesome new site is giving away 1,000 ringers as a promo, snag yours before its over...

SlickestRings.com
Adam





Dec 2 2007 3:12 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY!!!!!!!! XXXX
Jonathan





Nov 29 2007 4:17 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUBELAH!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Kevin Clash





Nov 26 2007 2:13 AM

Is it that time again alreeeeeeady???

I've hardly been in London since 05-06 so I have NO IDEA what Mean Mommy currently looks like or smells like.... Onions?, Daz?, Macaroni Cheese?.....

Happy Birthday MM xx

*means nothing to him*
SimStim





Nov 12 2007 2:33 PM

SAPIOSEXUAL





Oct 8 2007 1:10 PM

shawn





Oct 6 2007 9:25 AM

holy crap! remember those online paid survey things that i was taking to make extra cash? i just got my first check for $237!! and that was just for like a few hours of work! wanna go out this weekend? it's on me! you should do it, too. the money is so easy, then we can take a roadtrip in a few weeks.

ahhh well just hit the site up and check it out. its at

www.work4surveys.com

im not sure how to make it so you can click on this link, so you can just copy and paste it into your internet explorer and check it out. whateva, just do it. you'll see. the money is sweet!

anyways, i gots to run, but gimme a call later on, k?

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SimStim





Oct 6 2007 3:23 AM

Luciª





Oct 1 2007 10:10 AM

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stephanie





Jun 7 2007 10:15 AM

hello love. i have not seen you for ages. i got dumped a couple of weeks ago. boo. let's go get pissed soon now the sun has got his hat on.. x
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May 5 2007 1:17 PM




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ALEX NOBLE





Mar 1 2007 5:33 AM

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SAPIOSEXUAL





Feb 16 2007 8:11 AM

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mishel





Feb 9 2007 10:28 AM

WHERE ARE YOU? X
Paola Energya





Feb 9 2007 6:06 AM

SAUDADE!!!! BOM FIN DE SEMANA!








Francesca





Jan 24 2007 11:38 AM

no never done that! but have fun with it i say. And plug you all over brilliance. Hope you're well xxx
mishel





Jan 24 2007 9:55 AM

lets get flexible! x
DAVID





Jan 10 2007 9:23 AM

hey ill call ya later love...just got ur messege..hope ur ok xxx
ALEX NOBLE





Jan 10 2007 9:18 AM

DONE BEBS
mishel





Jan 3 2007 8:30 AM

yeah, didnt you get my text last night? i was pissing myself- i never felt or heard a thing. think they were taking advantage of our innocence x
mishel





Jan 3 2007 8:18 AM

ive decided that im not cleaning my candle holder, you now have to start doing your own dirty work. x
Paola Energya





Dec 31 2006 8:47 AM

And now for 20 points name me the artist, song and release year of the following:
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ps: Happy New Year!
mishel





Dec 21 2006 10:02 AM

before i knew barney i thought he was insane. now i know he is x
stephanie





Dec 18 2006 5:44 AM

hello sorry i didn't call you back yesterday!
so, what about my hair?
xxxxx
mishel





Dec 14 2006 8:16 AM

hi, i miss you- are we going out to play at some point over the weekend? x
SAPIOSEXUAL





Dec 4 2006 9:36 AM

absolutely before Xmas Or Ima kick yo ass! X
Adam





Dec 1 2006 12:06 AM

Happy Birthday Babe!!! Hope you have a great one xx
Kevin Clash





Nov 30 2006 3:19 PM

The birth MUST HAVE been difficult... it just had to have been!!!!..... WORTH IT THOUGH!!!!....."Aaaah Push It.... Push It Real Good"
SAPIOSEXUAL





Nov 30 2006 10:33 AM

You little sly bastardo!! Keepin your day quiet!! How could you! When am I c=gonna see ya beautiful Birthday ass?

Best wishes and all that stuff...MWAAH! x x x
MAXFIELD





Nov 30 2006 8:49 AM

Have the most awesome birthday mean mommy. x
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Nov 30 2006 5:50 AM

heres wishing a big bad mean ole mommy
the biggest baddest ass, meanest, nastiest,
representin, ripsnorter of a knees up birthday in town!
RIP SHIT UP MOM!!!!!
DAVID





Nov 30 2006 5:28 AM

HAPPY BDAY BITCH!!!!!!!!! CYA TONIGHT!!! CAN'T WAIT BABY!!!!XXXXXXXXXX
Amandine in Barcelona





Nov 30 2006 5:25 AM

happy birthday!have a nice day. xx
LAZENBY





Nov 30 2006 5:21 AM

hey Up
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Nov 30 2006 4:34 AM

happy birthday mr man! saggyhairyarses are the best star sign!
N I A L L





Nov 30 2006 4:20 AM

you bitch steph!
N I A L L





Nov 30 2006 4:20 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Paola Energya





Nov 29 2006 11:23 AM

ciao bello! here's one of my birthday presents. Babooshka!

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stephanie





Nov 28 2006 5:13 AM

is it really your birthday on thursday? are you having a party? come on, lets get drunk and take the piss out of niall - surely no more fun can be had on a birthday! (only joking niall) x
Paola Energya





Nov 24 2006 2:35 PM

Daddy... are you ready for your birthday massage??? xxx
LE MONSTRE





Nov 23 2006 4:44 AM

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ALEX NOBLE





Nov 21 2006 3:40 PM

HA HA HA HA, REAL BIG BELLY LAUGH, I SEE MYSELF AS SOOO MANY PEOPLE IN THAT VIDEO, OH THE HUMANITY!XX
Helen





Nov 21 2006 9:57 AM

you're pants.
mishel





Nov 20 2006 9:21 AM

hey, if you keep abandoning me like that i wont be wanting you as my partner! x
Paola Energya





Nov 19 2006 4:41 AM

yello - speak in the near future or in our next life??? xxxx
mishel