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  • Viktor

    HAPPY SOLSTICE, BARON MARDI!

    And may Krampus visit you on Christmas Eve, too!



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    KRAMPUSNACHT

    by Viktor Kuprin



    May God rest you dear gentlemen

    When Yultide season's nigh again

    And beware all you who are so heartless

    For soon you'll meet the Demon Krampus



    Since pagan times, he is foretold

    From darkened woods, blood black and cold

    He trods the snow on cloven hooves

    Your thoughtless ways he disapproves



    Dark and hairy, horned like a ram

    He knows your ways are fake and sham

    And he'll find all those naughty children

    Cursed are they who are his pillions



    His cloven hooves cross o'er the snow

    And bad little children he'll drag below

    Fettering their wrists with rusty chains

    Krampus heeds not their cries of pain



    And you saucy girls who act like tarts

    He'll birch your bottoms until it smarts

    Your shameless ways will fetch his malice

    And you'll be known by the Demon Krampus



    So, God rest you dear gentlemen

    Drunk on toddies, punch and gin

    Your greed and selfish ways, so callous

    You'll get no mercy from the Demon Krampus



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    2 years ago
  • Count Victor Von Scarys…

    GREAT JOB on 100YMM man , truly outstanding !!!

    2 years ago
  • The BONE JANGLER

    Get ready for another hedonistic weekend, Baron!
    As per usual, I'll have my hands full all weekend long!


     


    Keep up the great work, my friend!
    - BONE DADDY




    2 years ago
  • KArlos BOrloff

    NEED YOUR VOTES !!  USE ZIP CODE 22033



    2 years ago
  • Surrender Your Innocence

    We are now on FACEBOOK as well...so come find us if you're on there, we appreciate all the support we can get!
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    Surrender Your Innocence (SYI)

    2 years ago
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  • The BONE JANGLER

    Baron! I can't believe it's been a month since HHW!
    Really a pleasure to meet you, and work with you!

    I sent you an invite to your Yahoo account recently.
    Did you get it?


     

    3 years ago
  • dee spair

    HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    3 years ago
  • Horror Dungeon

     we are finishing our set and doing some film this week but possibly next couple weeks we will be back we would like to sometime in the future have some of your crew down to the dungeon for some fun

    3 years ago
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  • General

    Voodoo. Gumbo. Beer. Chaos. Whiskey. Death. Vodka. Tallness. Gin. Teleportation. Rum. The Moon. Cognac. Killing Chickens. Wine. Breasts. Chartreuse. New Orleans. Absinthe. Cemetaries. Mead. Skulls. Hard Cider. God. Hard Egg Nog. Jesus. Saki. The Holy Fuckin' Spirit. Smooth Malt Liquor. Horror Films and The Hosting Thereof. Not So Smooth Malt Liquor. Smoking. Being Unemployed. I also enjoy drinking.
  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

    I also enjoy The View
  • Heroes

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Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: New Orlean/Scranton
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 6" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Horror Movie Host
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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  • Enron

    • Global, Global US
    • Chief Executive Neat Guy

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