Watching the tragic/comic lives of men and civilizations from the shadows, eyes like clocks, counting out the days that remain. The Baron also enjoys watching television in this manner. The Baron also very much enjoys writing/speaking in the third person. Passive tense is also under-rated, in the Baron's opinion.
Music
The deafening hoofbeats of humanity, steadily marching toward annihilation. In additon to this distinguished aural palate pleaser, the Baron has recently become aware of another sonic project. Apparently his experimental attempts at dual-incarnation were a success, and he has also manifested as a music group, Baron Samadhi. Unfortunately, the Baron has no memories of this attempt, and associations between him and this band must currently be considered cosmic coincidence.
Movies
The Baron enjoys Donnie Darko, as he, too, was once trapped in a pocket dimension. The Baron is also down with some Live and Let Die.
Television
"Television knows no night. It is perpetual day. TV embodies our fear of the dark, of night, of the other side of things."
-Jean Baudrillard
Books
Are being replaced by text messages.
Heroes
Magnetar Craptuck, Tiger Claustin, Phobos and William Isle Esq.
After eons as an occult super-villain, I have grown weary of the paltry game of world domination. Now I endeavor to share my secret knowledge with pitiful meatling normals. I do this in the form of a weekly horoscope column.
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The Baron is the finest 5000 year old ex-super villain astrologer you'll ever meet.
You can now find the Baron's weekly forecast outside of Myspace! Check out the blog HERE!
Bio: Born in Babylon in 3579 BCE to a family of priest-astrologers, he was an impetuous youth. He graduated, with honors, from Babylon University (Go Scorpions!) with degrees in Astrology and Planetary Magic, and a minor in Doom Studies. After a brief career as an advisor to the king, he found himself dissatisfied helping the corrupt monarch plot successful military campaigns, and bored with helping the farmers bring in a good harvest. Tired of worldly concerns, he decided to pursue something interesting: Super-Villainy! A distinguished career followed: - Caused Trojan War - Fall of Roman Empire - Gave Charlemagne massive wedgie
For a complete Resume, check Monster.com But all good (and evil) things come to an end. The Baron withdrew from the material plane in the late 11th century and settled into a quaint cabin on the astral. After centuries of meditation, he set a new and possibly suicidal challenge: Us his potent astro-skills to help the humans, despite the obvious futility. Needing a body, he possessed the finest of his descendents and set about spreading his word far and wide. These days the Baron works as a mortal astrologer, dividing his time between writing, teaching, and reading charts. If you are interested in a private reading, please email the Baron for a services and prices. - BSVC Ministry of Propaganda
Classic Columns!
The Zodiac Of:
Essence Relationships Self Undoing Strategy Mental Failure Psychological Warfare RPG Nerdiness Martial Style Sexual Shortcomings
Dialogues w/ Lon Milo Duquette:
Baron Vs. Rabbi, Round I Virtuous Pagans: Equinox Dialogue
Special Topics:
New Planets in Astrology Interview With Pluto
Who I'd like to meet: The Baron is primarily concerned with finding mortals who’re interested in drinking from his cup of bitter wisdom. It’s a lot like coffee, so don’t be afraid. Publishing contacts, other ex-super villains, and minions are also encouraged to contact the Baron. Especially hot minions.
The Baron would love to meet the mysterious "Red Baron," as his pizza is delicious, and perhaps he could have a little "Baron talk" with him. The Baron misses staying up all night, eating popcorn, giggling and having "Baron talk." Sigh.
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After all these years of following your scopes I might actually pay you to do my chart. That is if you do it in person and happen to be in LA when I am on some jaunt over to LA from Phoenix. Until then... Keep 'em coming. It's good stuff!
Whats good..Ay if your not busy and have time stop by the page and give a quick listen to a song or 2 and let me know what you think...Im jay by the way
Hey, we're playing at the Ash Street Saloon.....Nov 22nd....CDs WILL BE available!!.....also, we'll have music available at CDBaby.com and iTunes, soon......hope to see ya there....
Family is foundation of a country! Families building country! Kids before all soldier’s duty! Obviously, once soldier died, his family buried him and his family embraced the lost and suffering!
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