Watching the tragic/comic lives of men and civilizations from the shadows, eyes like clocks, counting out the days that remain. The Baron also enjoys watching television in this manner. The Baron also very much enjoys writing/speaking in the third person. Passive tense is also under-rated, in the Baron's opinion.
Music
The deafening hoofbeats of humanity, steadily marching toward annihilation. In additon to this distinguished aural palate pleaser, the Baron has recently become aware of another sonic project. Apparently his experimental attempts at dual-incarnation were a success, and he has also manifested as a music group, Baron Samadhi. Unfortunately, the Baron has no memories of this attempt, and associations between him and this band must currently be considered cosmic coincidence.
Movies
The Baron enjoys Donnie Darko, as he, too, was once trapped in a pocket dimension. The Baron is also down with some Live and Let Die.
After eons as an occult super-villain, I have grown weary of the paltry game of world domination. Now I endeavor to share my secret knowledge with pitiful meatling normals. I do this in the form of a weekly horoscope column.
About me: I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
The Baron is the finest 5000 year old ex-super villain astrologer you'll ever meet.
You can now find the Baron's weekly forecast outside of Myspace! Check out the blog HERE!
Bio: Born in Babylon in 3579 BCE to a family of priest-astrologers, he was an impetuous youth. He graduated, with honors, from Babylon University (Go Scorpions!) with degrees in Astrology and Planetary Magic, and a minor in Doom Studies. After a brief career as an advisor to the king, he found himself dissatisfied helping the corrupt monarch plot successful military campaigns, and bored with helping the farmers bring in a good harvest. Tired of worldly concerns, he decided to pursue something interesting: Super-Villainy! A distinguished career followed: - Caused Trojan War - Fall of Roman Empire - Gave Charlemagne massive wedgie
For a complete Resume, check Monster.com But all good (and evil) things come to an end. The Baron withdrew from the material plane in the late 11th century and settled into a quaint cabin on the astral. After centuries of meditation, he set a new and possibly suicidal challenge: Us his potent astro-skills to help the humans, despite the obvious futility. Needing a body, he possessed the finest of his descendents and set about spreading his word far and wide. These days the Baron works as a mortal astrologer, dividing his time between writing, teaching, and reading charts. If you are interested in a private reading, please email the Baron for a services and prices. - BSVC Ministry of Propaganda
Visit the new store, Hermetic Bazaar! Traditional esoteric woodcut designs on T-Shirts, Hoodies, and Underwears!
-BSVC Ministry of Finance
Who I'd like to meet: The Baron is primarily concerned with finding mortals who’re interested in drinking from his cup of bitter wisdom. It’s a lot like coffee, so don’t be afraid. Publishing contacts, other ex-super villains, and minions are also encouraged to contact the Baron. Especially hot minions.
The Baron would love to meet the mysterious "Red Baron," as his pizza is delicious, and perhaps he could have a little "Baron talk" with him. The Baron misses staying up all night, eating popcorn, giggling and having "Baron talk." Sigh.
Baron Samadhi von Coppockalypse, PhD's Friend Space (Top 12)
Baron Samadhi von Coppockalypse, PhD has 20025 friends.
Thanks to all of you who have voted and qouted for our Trailers and Pictures!
Do you want to see some naked facts ;-) follow this LINK
Visit us on the Weekend of Horrors 2009 from the 14th to the 15th of November in Bottrop, GERMANY. See what's new and visit some actors live. Make photos for free with all available members of our team!!
Wow this little comentary is about this weeks(i.e. 6th-12th)blog. I'm sorry to repost here but I'm not sure if you go back and retroactively re-read old blogs. And for some strange resion this seams more important than my usual irelevent ramblings! So here it is : OMG!! What the heck? This week has been the best and worst week of this year for almost everuyone I know!! I'm so confused!! Turns out that wormhole, congealed into a knife being held by the devil who was stabing us in the gut and heart! Also turns out that curvy capricorn chick hiding behind that devils mask was waaaaaay scarier without the mask! And maby it's just me, but I'm not even kinda sure how any of this will cristalize into anything remotly sensible, let alone a list or some kind of a clue as to this paradigm shift. And as far as I can tell, this is the universes personal delivery to me, of a big old steaming plate 'o excriment! I know you are not a life coach, but I sure hope this week the stars are going to tell all of us how to turn all that poop into something constructive. And please(I know you have pull with them!) have a word with the "big guys in the sky" dieties to stop seending the raing downpore of doom my way! Thanxs a million times, Baron! Because of your briliance, although I didn't avoid it, at least I know it for what it is!
Some how it appears we always dwell in Hell...Solution: Learn or become all signs coexist as one...if not we just might be playing this game forever.... Just a thought....
.gif)
