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Riff & The 2 Sick Monkeys
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Oi Darling.....You’re Barred!



Swindon, Southwest
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Member Since4/2/2008
Band Websitewww.myspace.com/barredfromthepub
Band MembersRiff & The 2 Sick Monkeys
Riff, Pete and Fred
Keys - Nick
Shouting - Billy
Lyrics - Tiggy
Artwork by Billy Beaumont - http://www.myspace.com/billybeaumont

Thanks to John @ Mooncalf Music - http://www.mooncalfmusic.co.uk

For the Listening Device - http://www.myspace.com/thelisteningdevice

InfluencesLIMITED EDITION POSTER £4.99 NOW AVAILABLE with FREE CD - To Order Message us here or email us at barredfromthepub @hotmail.co.uk

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Sounds LikeWarning: There is the odd EXPLICIT Word in these Videos :)

Here’s the making of ’Barred from the pub’. A big thanks to Mooncalf Music for their expertise and hospitality and the use of a rather insane wav wizard named Nick!

barred from the pub part 1
.. barred from the pub part2
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Warning: There is the odd EXPLICIT Word in these Videos :)

Record LabelMooncalf Music
Type of LabelIndie


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DOWNLOAD THE SONG NOW FOR FREE & GET IT ON YOUR PUB JUKEBOX or SOUND SYSTEM!

Hi, I’m Riff the landlord of Riffs Bar in Greatfield, Swindon.

Alistair Darling has raised taxes on beer by 4 pence a pint with annual increases of 2% above inflation year on year for the next four years.

This comes at a time when 27 pubs a week are closing due to the smoking ban and rising industry costs!

It’s time the country took action by barring Darling from all the pubs in the UK. I have joined forces with good friends of mine, The 2 Sick Monkeys to spread the word with the song BARRED FROM THE PUB....inspired by the classic "Banned From The Pubs" by Pete & The Test Tube Babies

Lets be United in saying.....

Oi DARLING......YOU’RE BARRED!

We want to get this song on every Pub JUKEBOX in the land!

RIFF AND THE 2 SICK MONKEYS
"Barred From The Pub"

Barred from the pub get out of this place, barred from the pub a government disgrace.
Barred from the pub get out of that door, barred from the pub wont pay no more.

Barred, barred, barred, cos you’re killing our trade, barred, barred, barred, no government aid.

Barred from the pub go Alistair go, barred from the pub can you have a drink? No!
Barred from the pub fag tax all gone, barred from the pub now beers the one.

Barred from the pubs that are going to ground barred from the pub kick us while we’re down.
Barred from the pub you slam with ease, barred from the pub time gentlemen please.

Lyrics: Tiggy York

I’ve also posted a BONUS track from my other band, The LISTENING DEVICE. It’s all about Tony Blair’s Legacy from Fox Hunting to the Smoking Ban!

LEGACY
The Listening Device

I saved the world today
You don’t think so?
Okay, some flawed intelligence
Took me down the wrong road
But I did all those things
For your protection
Like cameras on the motorway
I’m a straight kind of guy

Well you don’t need those freedoms
And I’ve my place in history
Oh satisfy my ego
Go put my statue in the dome
My statue in the dome

Put out that cigarette
There’s no smoking
And keep away those huntin’ dawgs
From fluffy little fox

Ooh Cherie, it’s driving me mad
Thinking ‘bout my legacy
Ooh Cherie, it’s making me sad
Thinking ‘bout my legacy
You know what it means to me
It means so much to me

You’re on CCTV
Mind your business
And go fill in your ID card
To remember who you are

Well you don’t need those freedoms
And I’ve my place in history
Oh satisfy my ego
I want my dome

Contact us here on myspace or email at barredfromthepub@hotmail.co.uk

What is being said about the budget...

“This will escalate pub closures, already at record levels. And it will further depress beer sales which have sunk by a million pints a day over the past 12 months alone. Every single day, the Treasury is losing over £1million in beer taxes, while four pubs are closing. That trend will continue. This is a decision doomed to failure — bad for taxpayers, beer, pubs and bad for the Treasury as well.” - Rob Hayward, Chief Executive of the British Beer and Pub Association.

“The Chancellor has failed to recognise that well-run community pubs are the solution to Britain’s binge drinking problems. This budget will do nothing to stop binge drinking, but it will lead to pub closures on a huge scale, widen the gap between supermarket and pub prices and encourage smuggling and cross-border shopping. It’s a great big nail whacked ruthlessly into the coffin of the British pub.” - Mike Benner, Chief Executive of CAMRA.

"The government is punishing all beer drinkers rather than punishing the minority of drunken hooligans. Its policy is fuelling Britain’s binge-drinking problem by driving people away from beer, out of the pub into the arms of the deep discounting supermarkets." - Rob Hayward, Chief Executive of the British Beer and Pub Association

“It is no cause for celebration that British consumers will now pay more tax on wine than anyone else in the EU.” - Jeremy Beadles, Chief Executive of the Wines and Spirits Trade Association.

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2 Sick Monkeys - 500 GIGS!!!!!!

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May 12 2009 4:54 PM

It's cummin'!!!!!!

..
Anne

Anne



Jun 14 2008 10:04 AM

Have a good weekend guys ;oP

LoL
Anne x

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Anne

Anne



Jun 10 2008 2:37 PM

Good Afternoon Guys ...
I can see you ... ....

nobody is safe ...

CCTV


PMSL
LoL
Anne x
Anne

Anne



Jun 6 2008 2:06 PM

Hi Guys,
Have a rocking weekend !!

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LOL
ANNE x
Motorcity Daredevils

Motorcity Daredevils



May 19 2008 7:09 PM

cheers for the add...
Anne

Anne



May 19 2008 10:23 AM

GOOD MORNING GUYS ;o))
HAVE A GOOD 'UN.
LoL
Anne x

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All all makes more sense through the bottom of a glass !! ;o)) teehee

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Anne



Apr 24 2008 9:03 AM

... and so it came to pass that, no matter how hard he tried...even with different coats as a disguise... Darling found it harder and harder to get a drink ANYWHERE !! ....










;o)) hehehehehe lmao.
HAVE A GREAT DAY GUYS

LoL
Anne x
catherine

CATHERINE ROBERSTON



Apr 24 2008 7:00 AM

how you all doin hope songs goin well still got it playin on my profile ace take care luv cathxxx
The Glambusters

The Glambusters



Apr 12 2008 4:18 PM

BLUNT

BLUNT



Apr 10 2008 10:33 AM





billy2

billy beaumont



Apr 10 2008 10:29 AM

yeh...tosser missed it again! I don't know why they wouldn't play that on the radio! ;) hehe...we know!
2 Sick Monkeys - 500 GIGS!!!!!!

2 Sick Monkeys - 500 GIGS!!!!!!



Apr 10 2008 12:06 AM

It's all in the timing slow hand...we know!! ;)
Anne

Anne



Apr 9 2008 10:31 AM

"Here Stan .. .your on CCTV, put out that cigarette !"





"No WAY is Darling having any of MY beer!.. Oi Darling! ..You're Barred!!"




OMG!! LMAO ;o)))))
HAVE A GOOD DAY GUYS ;o)
Anne x x
Laiquendi

Laiquendi



Apr 9 2008 10:22 AM

I am gonna pretend you didn't just say that
billy

billy beaumont



Apr 8 2008 6:14 PM

Oi Oi slow hand!...we know! ;)
Anne

Anne



Apr 8 2008 3:17 PM

You're welcome guys you know that... my gripe is with some others on my page.

Thanks for the invite down to the bar, I'll have to sort something with young Billy then ;o)) Could be a larf what... hehehe hey you may WANT to Barr me from the bar... coz I can't really drink alcohol much at all... health issues, but sure as hell I'd love to get down there sometime.

Love to you guys
Anne x
Big Hand

Big Hand



Apr 8 2008 12:29 PM

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CATHERINE ROBERSTON



Apr 7 2008 2:44 PM

brilliant vids glad you all had good time thats whole point of it nice to see you all lads hope it does well luv cathxx
Anne

Anne



Apr 7 2008 9:21 AM

;o))) hehehehehe Oh Man! You cracked me up ... I loved seeing this 'behind the screens' look at the recording.... always had a fascination for what is involved in recording music... never having been in a studio 'live'... this was a real treat .. thanks ;o))

Good to get a look see of you in action Riff... as it were... ooeerr Mrs ;o)) hehe... closest I've got, so far, to seeing you live my friend x

Looks like it was a blast
LoL
Anne x
Deborah Bonham

Deborah Bonham



Apr 6 2008 9:20 AM

And I thought it was because I've had to halve my beer intake due to the kidney removal, that beer sales were down! I can see Riff jnr singing this in it's cot. Nice one chaps
Pete xxx
nic

nic



Apr 5 2008 4:38 PM

What? And miss the chance to share your experience of exotic and exciting foreign foods with him?
I laughed so much after he told me about the chocolate cake, snot came out of my nose
BILLYJON

BILLYJON



Apr 5 2008 4:31 PM

haha...this is fucking ace!
pure genius :-)
nic

nic



Apr 5 2008 2:02 PM

[taps nose]
We know.....
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