Sandra Day O'Conner, Clarence Thomas, Judge Judy, Judge Wopner, Judge Ito, Jeff Cerulli, Ghandi, Frederick Douglas, Pocahontas, Michael Jordan, Francis Scott Key, Mike Ennis, King Louis IIIV, Sylvester Stallone and Shania Twain.
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I am a stand up comedian/writer/director. I am also the co-founder of a film and television production company called Wolfangle Films (www.wolfanglefilms.com)............................................................................. ............................................................................................................... ..................................................................................................................
But if you really want to know about me I will tell you: I am the third child of a circus group called the great Scampinis. They traveled the northwest during the roaring 80’s and made a name for themselves by being the only family to ever kill, make fun of, skin and eat an entire water buffalo on stage in old Monticello, NY. This made them a hit with the alternative circus crowd. My mother gave birth to me in the back of a boxcar somewhere near the southeast of northern Queens. As the legend has it, I was born female, but later developed male genitalia. It is a very rare condition that remains currently unnamed. I really don’t think that anyone is still reading this, besides close friends, but if you are then I think you have already guessed that the preceeding story was a complete fabrication. I have an issue with structure. I have had it my whole life, especially when given a set blank to fill, such as an about me section. I find myself just trying to be funny becuase I am given an opportunity to write. Now I really don’t know why you are still reading this. I have even said that you should stop. I am really just writing nothing. Just stop. Fine...just keep reading. Now I am just writing these words to make this section seem even more filled with words. That will serve to increase the effect of having people stop reading the story before they reach the point when I reveal that the story was a lie. Alright, now I am going to finish this section with two more sentences of the fake story from above, just in case someone ever decides to just skip down to the end. Now it will still seem like this entire thing is all part of the story. Here we go: So basically my entire comedy life has been based on that one night with my father and the mule who refused to take us to church. Life is really what you make of it, I have always just wanted to find the approval that my family had never recieved during their failure at the Ulster County Circus tent. Thank you.
TV Shows
my entertainment center, the box it came in, my grandmother's house while I was moving and the store I bought it from.
Barry Rothbart's Interests
General
Meeting Tom
Music
is good.
Heroes
The men and women in uniform around the world.
Barry Rothbart's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Serious Relationships
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Queens, NY
Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Education:
College graduate
Income:
$100,000 to $150,000
Barry Rothbart's Companies
Wolfangle Films New York, New York US Founder/Writer/Director
You will never get your book back now, because my dog ate it yesterday. I'm very sorry, but I hope it helps to know she ate it like it was the best book she ever ate. RIP Andy Kaufman Genius Book!
WHEN?: *TOMORROW* - TUESDAY 5/20 -SEATING: 7:00 to 7:20 - SHOWTIME: 7:30 to 9:00
WHERE: Ochi's Lounge (@Comix) - 14th Street between 8th Ave & 9th Ave
SUBWAY: 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/L to 14th St.
WHAT: 4 Booked Headliners and 4 Ballsy Fortunate Comics (just SHOW UP & put your name in The Hat - it's that easy - Mike Drucker won from The Hat last show!) Each Do A Tight 7-minute Set - Audience Secret Ballot Decides The Winner!
The WINNER gets:
(1) To close the show by ROASTING the comics he/she JUST defeated; AND
(2) A coveted spot on JULY 15th's Semi-Finals - Pat Dixon, Joe DeRosa, Brooke Van Poppelen and Mike Drucker have already qualified - The Top Three finishers in the Semi-Final move on to the December CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN - Winner of THAT wins FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS ($500.00!) CASH *AND* the prestigious title of:
"2008's Best Comedian In NYC (In Eric I's Audience's Opinion)"
THIS *TUESDAY'S* HEADLINERS:
(1) JESSE JOYCE (Comedy Central's "Live At Gotham")
(4) MADDOG MATTERN (NYC's Best Pop-Culture Reference MACHINE!)
SPECIAL GUEST SET BY: "THE STRAIGHTMEN!"
HOW MUCH?: NO COVER!!! - one item minimum.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BE FUNNIER THAN Jesse Joyce, Jamie Lee, Jodie Wasserman and Maddog Mattern for 7 minutes?
Then, come on down, put your name in The Hat and take your best shot.
And even if you don't get selected to perform tomorrow, I shall reward you for supporting this awesome show by giving you TWO entries into The Hat the next time you come to support the show.
AND you get to watch some of NYC's finest comics battle it out to see Who Is 2008's Best Comedian In NYC!
Come root on your nigger O'Reilly - I'd also like to offer you a booked spot (hint: i i dig your comedy) - just send me your avails for 5/20 6/03 aand 6/17.
yea its been awhile. everythings ok here lol. cant wait for SUMMER!! nothing else has been going on really, i got my license back in january, so now im just lookin for a job :(
I had a dream last night that you invited me to perform with you, and as I started to tell my jokes, you got up and started describing a hamburger to people. There was a fire drill, and they left. I never got to tell my jokes. True dream story.
