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Hammer
Hammer Beall
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Archangel Of Alcohol
Male
38 years old
United States
Last Login: 7/7/2009
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Hammer's Interests
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| General | People, learning things most people don't learn, cooking (sushi), Karaoke, roof off in the summer, dirty little secrets and B&W Art/Nude photography. | | Music | First - Mike Patton and David Lee Roth are gods, but I enjoy lots of music ranging from Slayer to Pyschefunkapus to Scatterbrain to Sweaty Nipple all the way down to the truely weird Frank Zappa and early Mothers stuff. I do not like county and the only rap I like is Bloodhound Gang. | | Movies | I prefer comedies - Kevin Smith really redeamed himself with Clerks II and hopefully other sequel makers will learn the from it. You can't go too far in a new direction, but you can't run away from what the original was in the first place. | | Television | I don't watch much TV actually - but when I do it's lately been... Family Guy, How It's Made, Myth Busters, Cosmos or something on my hacked up satellite receiver dish. | | Books | Steven Zoltan Brust is the best american author of our time. If I am not reading or re-reading his books I'm either reading really bad 50's era sci-fi or books on quantum physics. | | Heroes | Everyone who takes what they are given and creates something better. Everyone who fights back instead of takes it and everyone who thinks before doing.
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Pub Crawl International - Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Meetup, Pittsburghers, Southside - Pittsburgh, Living Healthy and Happy Together, pittsburgh south side, BillA's Fuckers
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Hammer's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Monongahela | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | High school | | Income: | $75,000 to $100,000 |
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Hammer's Schools
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Elizabeth Forward Shs
Elizabeth, PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Annoying Everyone
Minor: Being a Dork
Clubs: Stage Crew, Choir.
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Hammer's Companies
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BarSmart, Inc
Pittsburgh, PA US
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1999 - Present
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About me:
Well some of you may remember me from my old account on myspace that got deleted without any reason, email or thanks for running a meetup night that promotes them for 2 years. But yes it's the same me.
I'm 35, happily married, run a business called BarSmart.com (see below) and I live really close to the Southside - where I often spend my drinking money! I'm not bald, I'm shaved, I'm not big boned, I'm fat and yes I tried to look up that girls skirt and got pissed when I found out that it was a skort.
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Who I'd like to meet:
The girl who took my virginity in a min-golf shack on Chincoteague Island back in like 86! I want to prove I can putt a lot better than that now days!
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