My first exposure on the web is going to happen soon!!!
On October 27 and 28th my first two shows are going to be online.
You can find out more information from my other friends at:
www.drexelbox.com
Music
Neil Diamond, Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, Leslie Gore. I like the music of the mid-20th century. Although I still get a little nostalgic when I hear the lute these days...which is practically never. Who actually plays the lute anymore?
Movies
It Happened One Night, The Thin Man, Casablanca, The Philadelphia Story, An American in Paris, Guys and Dolls, King Kong
Television
Project Runway. Sometimes I will watch Nick and Night.
My first episode of my TV show is up at:
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/bartokular_101/
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/bartokular_102/
Check it out and tell me how much you love me. You can include your and address. In case I get hungry which, I will, I can come over and have a snack.
No, seriously, watch the show. It is freaking funny!
Books
I'm not much of a reader. When I do read it's normally trashy romance. Not for the sex (oh, please), but because trashy romance characters are always described in the most delicious of terms. Builds a healthy appetite.
Heroes
Neil Diamond, Jimmy Stewart, Audrey Hepburn, and I find Bill Murray highly entertaining.
About me: Where does one begin? I guess the easiest place to start is to say that I'm a monster. I don't officially know how I was born, but there are a number of legends floating around that I've picked up over the years. My favorite is that I was once a vicious Roman emperor whose people held him down and forced him to drink from the blood of their slaughtered loved ones. There's also one about a turtle who seduced a bear and I was that offspring. I imagine I will never know the truth.
My likes and dislikes change with the centuries. Right now I'm really into pizza delivery people. I think it's the fact that their skin is slightly marinated in cheese and sauce from being around it all day. I LOVE wine. Mostly red (and no, not because it's the color of blood). I'm addicted to Project Runway, but it's the only television I really watch. Mostly I'm a classic film fan. Old black & white romance gets me every time.
I have three best friends who are awesome! Johnny, Bonnie and Mills. I originally chained them in my dungeon to eat them, but somehow they wormed their way into my heart. I've never really had friends before, and especially with humans. I consider myself pretty lucky.
Man, what else? I've eaten some pretty important historical figures. Helen Keller, James Dean, Hitler, John Wilkes Booth, Jesus. I've noticed that I get no credit for any of it. You people love your cover-ups. Whatever.
At the end of the day, Im a blood thirsty, sometimes sad, sometimes happy monster who's just trying to make it another century in this self important world. Sorry if that sounded a bit down-beat. I have a hard time ending anything on a positive note.
Sweet Caroline TAG!
Who I'd like to meet: Fat people. Chef's. Jimmy Stewart (if he were still alive...and no, I did not eat him). Neil Diamond. Bonnie's "internet boyfriend". Other's like me.
Help spread the word! The Trek will be playing on six screens beginning December 5th! If it does well, then it will move to other towns and screens- possibly one close to you!
Bartokular is just misunderstood, he's kinda sweet under the grizzled exterior. Next time tho, dont reach for my Nachos and you wont get a fork stuck in your hand. tsktsk. LOVE the theme music
bartokular BOO! What's up? thnx 4 the + when in LA pleez say hello spledid nightmares! joe PS Enjoy my new Gore Comedy Epic! Ultra- fast trailer Download from official site www. terrortoons2. com you will love it! PS I'm always looking for "talent" and "investors/executive producers" to make feature films with... if u got one or the other contact me directly here at My Space
Do I remember this sketch? When I am a rich old recluse of a woman sitting in my rocking chair, nearing death with each passing moment, the VHS tape I am holding will drop from my hands to the floor. And with my last breath I will whisper the word Bartokular.... Either that or Sloke and Coke.
