Bladerunner, Memento, Napolean Dynamite, SuperTroopers, The Experiment, The Thing, The Matrix, High Tension, Kung Fu Hustle, Sunshine
Television
Books
A Wrinkle In Time, The Stand, Pet Sematary, The Shining (oh hell, just about anything by Stephen King), Dead Men Do Tell Tales, The Interpretive Guide to the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory (MMPI-2), The Pop-Up Book Of Phobias
The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin,Texas
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
Minor: Criminal Justice
About me:
Hi there! My name is Bart and I'm a MySpace addict. [Pause for proper response from support group] I've been doing MySpace for about three years now and it has taken a heavy toll on me. It has cost me my free time, my productivity, and my sleep. While it's true that I've met a lot of really great people through this site, they have (as often as not) gotten me into serious social, psychological, and legal trouble. The time I spend on MySpace has interfered with my desire to go to work, though since I work with serial rapists and murderers, I don't suppose that's saying much. The problem is that when I AM at work, I risk losing my job for spending the vast majority of my time scouring the Internet for graphics that I can post on my friends' pages. Yes, yes...I frequently receive a boost to my ego when I open my email and see how many Friend Requests I have waiting for my approval, but given that 92% of those are sent from the Philippines and are direct links to pornography websites, it kinda takes the excitement out of it. My cynicism has pushed the envelope since I joined MySpace. Also, I worry that I have been neglecting my cat. Yet I remain a loyal and willing servant to Myspace because every once in a great while, I run across someone who is actually worth knowing. I've made several very good friends here who enjoy who I am and who find my jaded sense of humor to be moderately charming. And that makes all of the unsolicited adult website offers that inundate my government email almost worth the trouble. Almost.
Sneaky Cat
I'm here for just a moment, but I thought I'd come onto your profile and leave something that basically says you're awesome, because that's what we do in comments and such, right? I haven't done this in awhile. :-D
I am marinating a beautiful flank steak overnight and grilling it tomorrow on my patio! Holy Hell my kitchen smells good right now!
(insert TX twang here..)
Git ur butt here Bart and enjoy it with me!!! Hurry up now!!!!
