redbeard played in kosher, but doesn't remember most of it. tony moved to nyc to become an actor and has been acting like a drunk ever since (oscar-caliber). ralph came from upstate, ny and saved all of our lives. josh plays in a band called i farm (i think they're kinda new) and represents the only redeeming quality of our band. now, give us drugs asshole
Influences
jon lovitz & john kennedy toole- that's it
Sounds Like
the biting crunch of a french-fried asshole
Record Label
BelushiRock, dead broke, and bad moustache records
::::REASONS TO RUN TO YOUR LITTLE MESSAGE BOARDS AND TALK SHIT ON US::::
we try to sound like davey tiltwheel step-fathering the lovechild of broccoli and the oblivians, but probably end up sounding more like freddy prinze jr. queefing out a lionel ritchie song. we think that whoever is responsible for the design and layout of the street/highway system in the garden state of new jersey should be drawn and quartered, shot in the genitals, burned at the stake, and then drawn and quartered once more. 25% of our boyband has been pronounced dead and then came back to confirm that if there is a god he/she is the undisputed champion of hide and seek. we'd like to tour non-stop, but we're too busy watching "fat actress" episodes while paying slumlords (ghosts with fat pockets) obscene amounts of money to never sleep in the city that never stops shitting on us. if you think there must be some conspiracy as to why jon lovitz has never received an academy award, you're probably right. if you're a soundman or doorman at a venue that pays you three digits while leaving the touring bands out to dry, you should run to the nearest payphone and call your parents collect and tell them that they should have thought more about an abortion. "stormy weather" by reigning sound (actually a cover) is the perfect tune to masturbate by, but motorhead's "born to raise hell" is strictly for going number two. anyone who hasn't seen "dead men don't wear plaid" with steve martin should have to pay double for every drink. if you're all about changing the "system", instead of lobbying your local politician, you should punch your local hipster. if you take too much acid in minneapolis, make sure you know the neighbors of the house you're staying at so that when you wander into that house three doors down @ 7am, walk through their living room and kitchen, and out their back door onto their deck where you proceed to vomit uncontrollably while face down in their yard with your friend wrapped in a transformers sleeping bag laughing maniacally- it's no big deal. i don't.....like our chances.
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Full-length debut album from Brooklyn's own GSD. Raw, high-energy punk/hardcore rock & roll. Featuring members of: Four Deadly Questions, I Farm, & Basement Black. A force not to be reckoned with!
