Analyzing our backwards society and recording personal experiences then putting them on T-shirts! So don't do things that are irritating, disruptive, unsanitary or disrespectful because you could end up on one of our shirts so... "DON'T BE A BASTARD!."
Movies
We probably forgot a lot of them, but here they are in no particular order: Chuck and Larry, Dumb and Dumber, Grandma's Boy, Half Baked, Deuce Bigalow, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Friday, Airplane, A Christmas Story, Revenge of the Nerds, Police Academy, Big, Go, Goonies, Throw Mama from the Train, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Coming to America, Jay and Silent Bob, Click, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Napoleon Dynamite, The Neverending Story, The Ringer, Jackass Movies, Let's Go to Prison, Oceans 11, 12 & 13, All Resident Evil Movies, Sixth Sense, The Truman Show, White Chicks, Office Space, American Beauty, The Notebook, Pineapple Express
Television
Family Guy!, Three's Company, Tom and Jerry, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Jetsons, Smurfs, Scooby Doo, Seinfeld, American Idol, In Living Colour, Brady Bunch, Different Strokes, South Park, The Big Idea, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, Randy Jackson's Americas Best Dance Crew Go West Coast!
Books
Heroes
Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Nick Swardson, Dane Cook, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Kevin James, Jim Carrey, Jamie Foxx, Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle, David Spade and old school skate Cats like: Christian Hosoi, Tony Hawk, Lance Mountain, Rob Roskopp and Steve Cabellero
Bastard & Friends's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
Children:
Proud parent
Occupation:
Founders of Bastard & Friends, Inc
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An apparel company started on the basis of addressing reality with a comical and twisted sense of humor.
We are normal individuals who decided to take a stance on pet peeves and people that most irritate us, so we labeled those folks “Bastards.” In the dictionary, the term “Bastard” is described as “a person born of unmarried parents.” But, from our perspective and from others we’ve gathered stories from, a “Bastard” can mean anything…especially the Bastards that we illustrate on our t-shirts. All scenario based t-shirts have a message to the Bastards that we or others like yourself have encountered to pretty much say, “DON’T BE A BASTARD!” Change your ways like: Wash your hands after you use the restroom, Signal when you change lanes, Don’t cheat on your partner, and Don’t talk in the movie theater!, etc… The messages are endless because we will forever encounter these Bastards and we thank them because without them, there wouldn’t have been “Bastard and Friends."
Every scenario based t-shirt are all exclusive items that highlight all of ours as well as others experiences with whom we call "Bastards." At first, the illustrations were created based on our own personal pet peeves or irritations, but when we told others what we were cooking up they then also told us their own experiences with Bastards. This is why you will start to see an army of Bastard and Friends scenario based t-shirts in the near future. Trust us, we are confident that you can relate to at least 1 or more of our scenarios! We always tell folks, rock the scenario based t-shirts if you encountered the Bastard or if you’re the Bastard yourself. Maybe others or even yourself will realize some of the things that are oblivious to oneself and hopefully make the correction to not be a Bastard.
Since most of our items are exclusive however, we will only be releasing a few at a time. Meaning, there will only be 6-10 released per series with a limited count. If the scenario based t-shirts aren't a must for you we also have other apparel items to rock and represent the "DON’T BE A BASTARD" nation!
We hope you get a kick out of our products as much as we did creating them.
"Have you experienced the Bastard...or are you the Bastard!"
wspppp uncle jon jon and sharon! how have you and the kids been? and the clothing line? well hopefully everythings been gewddd. have you guys had any new stuff come outt??
are you kidding me! i love ur stuff. i just bought the bastard and friends logo cap and the rude movie bastard t-shirt last night. any chance that there will be more of the logo screen print belts available in the future?
HEY WUSSUP SHARON... JUST WANTED TO INVITE YOU AND THE BASTARD & FRIENDS CREW TO OUR PARTY ON THE 18TH. HOPE YOU GUYS CAN MAKE IT. HIT ME BACK UP WITH NAMES THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO PUT ON THE GUEST LIST.