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Commitment Problem
Walk in the Park
Stinky Stank Blues
Bastard Child was originally formed in November of 2007 by Sir Edmund Taint and Zebrana Bastard. After facing the reality that all the fun they were having with The Pleasure Elite was about to end(or so they thought), they joined forces and set out to find a combo of twisted individuals to join their sickening side show.
Both having a love for performance art, a variety of musical backgrounds, and a taste for the obscure, they weren't exactly sure what they were looking for other than an outlet for the fuct up ramblings inside their heads.
Not long after, Gingie Bastard joined up on guitar. The three worked together writing songs, practicing, and circle jerking to pass the time while trying to track down that ever elusive drummer.
In July of 2008, The Sexual Tyrannosaurus of Sok and The Faggots joined in for a Jam Session, and by August of 2008, Honkey Bastard was jerking and stroking the rest of us regularly as alter boys in a confession box.
In August of 2009, we released our first album out of Suburbia Studios, entitled Run For Your Life. We've made our presence known starting in our home slum of Tacoma, WA, going up as far as Everett, WA, and as far south as Sacramento, CA.
Shortly before our album was released, Gingie Bastard left the band, and in his place we now have Pygmy Bastard on lead guitar, and The Unknown Bastard on rythm guitar. We're currently working on new material towards our second album.
We've been described as "a different kind of uncomfortable", "kinda like a jazzed up version of The Mentors", "scum fucks" (although we really don't feel we've done GG proud enough to actually earn that title), and "a mediocre band that relys on nudity and shock value to draw a crowd". That's us all right.
We're punk, we're metal, we're blues, we're whatever the fuck we want to be, whatever the fuck we want to do, if you like it...great, if you hate it...great, either way we're gonna keep on doing it. We have no real sense of shame, and some would say we're even a little obscene. Whatever the fuck we are...love us or hate us, see us once, and you'll definately remember us.
just bad planning, you should have called me the day before or something,....then maybe i wouldn't have decided to get so wasted the day before the show
I'm just glad that you guys are out there making it happen. I hope to one day get around those parts so I can catch it live. Looks like all kinds of crazy fun. ..m/
Sorry about the other night. I will however be there somehow on the 23 the only thing is i will have my 13 yr old daghter with me...not sure if its 21 and up or not? Were going to a show at 8 too
Hope you guys have a kick-ass tour...Good luck...Thanks for letting me do the whole week wit ya and see ya on the 26th for your last show of tour. Luve ya guys. amber
Hey, all you BASTARD CHILD'S friends and fans check out some new shit wit them up on THE SOUND BITE music...Don't forget to cum to their cd release party this Saturday @ Rocket Records...2pm...Love ya guys!!!
I think we're playing with you guys at the charleston next month. shits gonna be tighter than a dead babys vagina!!!!! you guys rock harder everytime i see you, i hope you out rock urselves this next time too!!!!!!!!!!
