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Bastard Hut
Comedy / Acoustic / Garage

"Bastard Hut Fucking Rules!"

Baltimore, Maryland
United States

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Last Login:  8/29/2008
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   Bastard Hut: General Info
Member Since5/8/2005
Band Websitegeocities.com/bastardhut
Band MembersPsycho Mike, Vocals & Guitar
Kurt Barr, Vocals & Rants
InfluencesSlayer, alcohol, boobs.

We also like t-shirt from these motherfuckers:
SikWorld.com
Sounds LikeTenacious D, Denis Leary, Adam Sandler, Etc... But we're an assload more offensive.

Record LabelWe're ready to be signed by the highest bidder.
Type of LabelNone




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   About Bastard Hut
Kurt & Psycho met at the county landfill one evening shooting rats... Actually, a pool hall, and they where shooting pool. Said pool hall shall be forthknown as VIP Billiards. Fine. Start over.

Kurt & Psycho met at a pool hall called VIP Billiards in Catonsville, MD. Both being obnoxious assheads, they soon became friends & drinking buddies. After attending their 5th Slayer concert together Psycho wrote an affectionate song called "The Sound of Love". Granted, this had nothing to do with the Slayer concert, but it had everything to do with the booze in his system and the underage whores at the pool hall.

Kurt produced the name "Bastard Hut" from his high-skool memoirs, and the two started attending open-mic nite at a bar called the Stone Cellar (we call this bar 'Castle MuthaFuckin Grayskull' for fun).

In about one month's time they managed to piss off enough people to incite a riot.

It would have been a glorious riot, but it was really the same 6 or 7 fuckwads that no one liked anywayz, and as a result, those guys got kicked out, because Bastard Hut fucking RULED.

Since then they just play the occasional stadium tour... or basement party.

Book 'em. They're cheap. Until you get the bar tab or the repair bills.

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Bastard Hut has 739 friends.
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 DIRTY D 


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 Sik World 


 BALLYHOO! @ Dr. Unks Greenville Tonight! 


 The Stone Cellar is closed. RIP 


 Hint of Pledge 


 WIFESAM {is working at tsunami in baltimore} 


 sam 


 Mary Prankster 


 ~ denise ~ 


 UncleFucker 


 joe 


 Mark 


 Agents of the Sun 


 Morgan Bell 





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Andy the keyboard genius





Aug 27 2008 9:59 PM

Man she sure couldn't help bein ugly but she could stay the f*ck home!
GENE GREGORY





Aug 27 2008 4:44 PM

beautiful new songs fellas.
Drinkin' in Baltimore





Aug 22 2008 1:59 PM



open mic knights





Aug 16 2008 12:44 AM

FRIDAY AUGUST 29TH OPEN MIC KNIGHTS @ THE REDHOUSE TAVERN ON THE CORNER OF ESSEX AND LEAKIN STREET IN CANTON!!!
Open Mic Knights at the Red House Friday August 29th

See OMK in what may be their last performance in Baltimore
(for more info read our blog )
GENE GREGORY





Aug 15 2008 9:23 PM

nice...thanks for bringing me on.
Clayton





Aug 15 2008 9:22 PM

wow, who is this? That is the greatest status i have ever seen! Do i know you? Myspace mobile sux.
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May 22 2008 9:04 PM

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Jan 31 2008 7:04 PM

Mike, ZVZ's Penny has been added to American Idol Underground! Go here http://www.idolunderground.com/Player/Player.aspx?UserID=-1&MediaID=217899 -listen and review, please:~) thanks!! (there's a better link on our blog)
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Oct 27 2007 7:22 AM

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DIRTY D





Aug 24 2007 11:36 PM

How are you guys?
Dead Men Sway





Aug 14 2007 9:15 PM

You're really quite awesome for being our friend...

In fact, I'd have to say that YOU F'ING ROCK!!! =)

RyE

Dead Men Sway, When It's Windy...

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Alex 2.0





Jun 24 2007 3:01 PM

Don't forget, Tonight LIVE from Fletchers: FCR 1st B-Day

Special Guests, Vivid Alt's Newest Porn Stars, Andy San Dimas & Rory Tonic.

If you can't make it to the show and after party, listen & participate live on nowlive.com/fleshcoloredradio. Click here to go directly to our page. Then click the "On Air" button.

Hope to see you there!!
Alex 2.0





Jun 8 2007 3:39 PM

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DIRTY D





Jun 2 2007 12:59 AM

I need you JULY 21!
Agents of the Sun





May 21 2007 4:40 PM

we hope to see ya When we Return to Fletchers in Baltimore Tonight May21st For A benefit for Landis from The Almighty Senators! Landis has been battling to keep his kidneys going. So We are playing this benefit to make donations to help pay hospital bills! Come out and support landis as all the profits on the show go to his cause!

Agents of the Sun Will be playing w/:
Dingleberry Dynasty
The Perfects and more

We will see ya all of you Agents there!

Much love and thanx
Agents of the sun

Also Don't forget
Saturday July 14th 7:00 PM @- SONAR! E.P. Release/5-Year Anniversary Show!

Sonar
407 E. Saratoga
Baltimore, Maryland 21202

Agents E.P. Release/5-Year Anniversary Show! ALL AGES!! W/aFreudianslip, Eleven54, Forwardhead, and others TBA. More details to come so keep checkin back!

DIRTY D





Apr 30 2007 10:34 AM

I need you on July 21st sat night! PLEASE
DIRTY D





Apr 19 2007 1:55 AM

I need you for a Party! Sun July 22nd 6:30 pm. A going away get down "Shits and Giggles" My friend is moving to Boston!
acousticvids





Apr 5 2007 9:40 PM

Local Highrise Is Officially Closed





Mar 23 2007 4:13 AM

DIEMON





Mar 19 2007 8:18 PM

electric would be kool man but I dont thyink it would be as funny cause the acoustic makes it sound all innocent and loveing and shit. But than you put those lyrics over it.
DIEMON





Mar 18 2007 10:58 PM

dude your guys' shit fuckin rocks dude!
DIRTY D





Mar 18 2007 4:43 PM

i NEED YOU FOR A PARTY! SOON!
Gastruck...AKA...Captain Suckerpunch





Mar 2 2007 10:25 PM

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Jan 11 2007 12:11 PM

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DIRTY D





Jan 9 2007 5:28 PM

I wish I could make it!
DIRTY D





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