Bateman365
"Bateman365: An animated film every day for a year."

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44 years old
SUNNYSIDE, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
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Status:Married
Hometown:New York, New York
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:College graduate



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My new DVD, Scott Bateman: Re-Animator is available now--over 60 minutes of animation! Special guest voices! Music videos from Low, Clinic and more! Only $15! Order here. Buy it NOW for the holidays!
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Constance X


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Jun 8 2008 7:57 AM

I see chainsaws everywhere these days.
I'm predicting "Talk like a Lumberjack Day" will be extra-huge, maybe even XXXL, this year.
We'll all need to talk REAL LOUD to be heard over the chainsaws, and we'll need to run the chainsaws around the clock to cut through all the late-election-season noise, so, BIG, very BIG!

Constance X.
John





May 31 2008 1:41 AM

I've joined the sickness...

http://trumbullshit. blogspot. com/

Any advice/encouragement you have would be more than welcome!
t





May 14 2008 1:59 PM

i love love love your animations and sometimes against my better judgement i think i need to share things with people that most likely will have no interest. anyway, just thought id share my own first animation. weee!

Stacy





May 11 2008 5:53 PM

Yer comment lacerated mah kidney.
Jenn Vix





May 7 2008 6:06 PM

Fixie yer darn piccy.
:P
Giulia Rozzi





May 2 2008 3:41 PM

Thanks so much! Oh those wacky Itals!
Carolyn Castiglia





Mar 25 2008 3:20 PM

I do know what you mean...

You will be the first to get a piece of that CKC retail space. You can sell pretzels right next to my CDs. (It's pertinent that I typed "VDs" first.
)
Constance X


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Mar 25 2008 10:36 AM

"Kills bugs dead!"

What's doin'?
Dez





Mar 22 2008 12:29 PM

they keep showing a pic of Brian Posehn on the side of my page and i keep thinking it's you.

ANYway...
Anya Garrett





Mar 20 2008 12:21 PM

"BIG" being the primary adjective there...
Jenn Vix





Mar 18 2008 6:35 PM

I used to love visiting there when I lived in NYC.
Anya Garrett





Mar 13 2008 7:18 AM

In more ways than one!!
Constance X


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Mar 12 2008 3:32 PM

Lumberjack Song

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
Amy Frushour Kelly





Mar 9 2008 6:04 PM

I have the whole thing on DVD... A couple other episodes, also. I'll make y'all a copy.
marianne





Mar 9 2008 4:03 PM

A-MA-ZING! My friend Phil is borrowing is right now, but then it's all yours!
Amy Frushour Kelly





Mar 9 2008 9:21 AM

Awesome, thanks!
Andrea





Mar 5 2008 6:59 PM

yes. there is a varietyshac thursday march 6 at 8pm at the knitting factory. u should come!!!!!!
The Buffet





Mar 4 2008 11:45 AM

no, but sometimes there's pie!

(bribery really)
Blanca





Feb 29 2008 12:27 PM

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Amy Frushour Kelly





Feb 25 2008 5:01 PM

Col. Tom Thumb!
Andrea





Feb 18 2008 3:05 PM

I met him. He was really nice. Happy Prez Day!!!!
The Sound Of The Possessed





Feb 15 2008 5:41 AM

Thanks for adding me, Scott. :)
Jenn Vix





Feb 13 2008 9:28 PM

Constance X


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Feb 13 2008 9:14 PM

Constance X


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Feb 8 2008 12:30 PM

Hey.
Jon Friedman





Jan 30 2008 8:45 PM

Happy "Batemany" Birthday!
Bob Wiltfong





Jan 30 2008 8:36 PM

Happy Birthday, Mr. Brilliant and Talented! Hope you have a good one.

Talk soon,
Bob
Carolyn Castiglia





Jan 30 2008 1:54 PM

As long as you promise to wear a condom on your tongue.
Charm City All Stars





Jan 29 2008 8:12 PM

Happy Birthday!
Andrea





Jan 29 2008 9:25 AM

happy birday!!!!!
xo andrea rosen
ian d. marsden





Jan 29 2008 2:45 AM

Wonderful of you to add me , thank you.

Sad Music for Happy Humans





Jan 28 2008 9:29 PM

I just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy pre birthday...

...and yes, I *do* have a gift for you!

Take a listen to any of the songs on the myspace, in the myspace store or on the website and tell me which track you want for free; I'll email it to you... for FREE!

To collect on this just email me at nevynnowhere @ gmail.com and I'll reply with whatever track you have requested!

Nevyn Nowhere
http://www.happyhumans.org
Sad Music for Happy Humans
Jenn Vix





Jan 24 2008 5:57 AM

Happy upcoming Birthday!!!
Unobtainable





Jan 12 2008 1:23 AM

Have A Great Weekend
Lani





Jan 6 2008 3:56 PM

Hi Scott
I hope you had a good holiday season. Happy New Year and here's to having a great successful 2008. Cheers!
Lani
Fancy Dragon





Jan 4 2008 7:46 PM

young einstein starring yahoo serious is on. is it a good idea to watch it? or should i find something else to do?

we await your instructions.
Amy Frushour Kelly





Jan 4 2008 6:42 PM

Um...sucky. Only three people showed up. I had RSVPs for 12.

C'est la vie.

How was your NYE?
Kaet





Jan 4 2008 5:56 PM

On writing/photo sabbatical for the month of January, that's where I's at.
Goldie Lox





Jan 3 2008 8:02 AM

Happy New Year! Cawfeefarb tomorrow?
Jerell





Jan 2 2008 9:00 AM

animation on chinese new year?
Constance X


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Jan 1 2008 4:45 PM

... I had no idea that you were such a brand-new emerging thing! Good luck to you in your burst onto the scene! ... Just try to learn from the mistakes of your predecessors, Brit & Paris & Lindsey, etc.!
Jenn Vix





Dec 31 2007 10:41 PM



Cheers, Bateman! :D
Beowulf Jones





Dec 27 2007 4:38 PM

Dude!! That's an ENORMOUS step in your pen's career. Please give my sincerest congratulations to your pen.
Constance X


Is Online


Dec 24 2007 7:31 PM

Fun times this year!
All the best in 2008!


One must, and fastly do, in one night, there is.
Jenn Vix





Dec 21 2007 4:15 PM

Jerell





Dec 14 2007 3:14 PM

more animation castrating mtv reality shows...please? they're funny.
sarah





Dec 13 2007 4:21 PM

yay!