After single-handedly defeating
Hitler and the
Nazi army in World War II, Old Man Jenkins went on to form the original Justice League of America in 1947. However, after numerous disputes with
Superman (many of which ended with the irresponsible use of kryptonite), the band was forced to leave the JLA in 1949. They quickly rebounded, going on to continued success in their latter years, with achievements including the establishment of the foundations of modern Calculus, the creation of the Internet, and even the advent of the
Lite Bright. As an additional note, each member of the band was spawned asexually from
Hulk Hogan in 1986. All of this happened yesterday.
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