BC Woods
"Sh... it happens."

Male
23 years old
SEATTLE, Washington
United States



Last Login: 10/5/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/bcwoodsdaddydonthitme  

    BC Woods's Interests
GeneralSuperman, Batman, MacGyver, the theory of Cosmic Censorship,avoiding bowls of change and cotton balls, and trying to be normal.
MusicCountry and Classical
MoviesBraveheart
TelevisionBattlestar Galactica, Heroes... anything that implies that I'm still a virgin.
BooksAtlas Shrugged, Three Musketeers, Les Miserables, Huck Finn, The Area of My Expertise, The Fountainhead, The Wheel of Time, Mistborn Trilogy, The Sword of Truth Series, Watership Down, Flowers for Algernon, Shakespeare's plays... pretty eclectic.
HeroesSuperman, Batman, MacGyver, The Green Lantern, The Flash, Hawk Girl, Roland Deschain, and Rand al'Thor

     BC Woods's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Aberdeen
Body type:Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:Some college
Occupation:Writer

   BC Woods's Schools
University Of Washington-Seattle Campus
Seattle, WA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Engineering
 

2004 to Present

   BC Woods's Companies
Rudius Media
New York, New York US
Freelance Writer

1/10/07 to 7/07



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   BC Woods's Blurbs
About me:

When I was in the eighth grade a holocaust survivor came in to talk to my school about survival and forgiveness. She spent an hour, working her aged vocal chords together in such a manner as to convey she had moved on from what had happened to her, and reached a new plane of tranquility.

I remember sitting in the bleachers and thinking: “good for her… but I still hate my sister.”

This is the kind of vitriol, humor, and sense of screwiness that I bring with every post on DunceUponATime.com If you have some free time, go ahead and check it out. It's a great time-killer at work. I'll figure out some way to put out new stuff in the future.

On another note, I always enjoy hearing from my readers. To that end the following are e-mail address I can be reached at:

brandoncwoods@gmail.com


Meez 3D avatar avatars games

Who I'd like to meet:

My readers. Every single one of them. What are you waiting for? Add me.


   BC Woods's Friend Space (Top 11)
BC Woods has 766 friends.
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 Freak 


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 Erin Lee 


 Mohnani 


 Kristen R 


 Paul Levinson 


 *Christi Lee* 


 ☠B~LYN☠ 


 Tom 





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See You In Tee





Sep 26 2008 7:15 PM

Hey sunshine.

It's been a while. What's new?

Aside from the book that I may or may not read.
jax





Sep 23 2008 2:08 PM

Thanks for the add! I found your blog via VA, you have a great talent! Keep it up!
michelle [is big in japan]





Sep 17 2008 5:04 PM

the teacher is pretty cool... but we all do cry at least once every class.
michelle [is big in japan]





Sep 17 2008 2:55 AM

i'm taking a class this semester called care of the Terminally Ill and it seems like something they'd show us.
michelle [is big in japan]





Sep 16 2008 10:19 PM

i remember that cartoon. no longer with fond memories. those writers were bastards.
☠B~LYN☠





Sep 10 2008 5:30 AM

I am really good!! U know, u and I are still suppose to have a water date...remember!! Ha ha!!
Jo-Ann





Sep 11 2008 11:53 AM

Hey you! Life...she is CRAZY - elections, job quitting, stories being short-listed - its a crazy roller coaster of a life..and I am slack! Truthfully? I am about to leave my work and dive off into a grand adventure - but being a tad anal (ahem - Virgo!) and with a good healthy dose of protestant work ethic (in an atheistic kind of way - all the guilt none of the fun!) I am madly trying to get all my bases covered for my dear friends at work before I leave...so sorry i haven't had time to chat and get back to you on the GreyBolt! (Oz spelling!) life - she will settle soon! You back to the Little shop of horrors soon or still at your Mom's?
Xx*Lou*xX





Sep 14 2008 12:50 PM

hey. sorry for the delay. been busy. in response, any jimmy carr stuff is good, just search his name on youtube. i havent gotten around to reading any more gray bolt; ill do that after exams finish in november.
what have you been up to recently?
michelle [is big in japan]





Sep 16 2008 3:04 PM

ok, def just cried after the david the gnome video.
Jo-Ann





Sep 2 2008 12:14 PM

Weeks..months...years..I blame our State Elections..Life here is crazy...and even more horrible - it looks like the conservatives are going to win :( I haven't even had time to have my latest fix of Mr Bolt sorry. On the upside - I am back pole dancing and have had a story shortlisted..ola :)
☠B~LYN☠





Sep 1 2008 6:25 PM

hey hey hey...just saying hello!! No, I didn't drop off the face of the earth!~
Eric. "Wait till next year"





Aug 19 2008 3:46 PM

No problem, I think you are worthy of this honor.
Eric. "Wait till next year"





Aug 19 2008 3:30 PM

Thanks for the invite.
Marisa





Aug 15 2008 10:10 PM

Dropping in to say hi!
Xx*Lou*xX





Aug 14 2008 2:43 PM

My age? im only 6 years younger than you :P. And no i havent read gray bolt. i just read the first chapter then, and i think it is quite good, though im not a fan of the name homer; reminds me too much of the simpsons, which probably isnt good for an effective characterisation, though thats just me (we dont have people called homer in australia). some other niggling things also, though i shall reserve judgement until i've read more.
have you noticed how as soon as i started commenting on your myspace, everyone else stopped?
Yes im thinking of applying for engineering; im ok at physics and chemistry and maths. thats my main option for when i finish school this year; i dont really know what else i could do.
eddie izzard is a little odd, but very amusing.
definitely not as good as jimmy carr though; do you like him?
Xx*Lou*xX





Aug 7 2008 1:39 PM

not literally though. that would be amusing.
have you watched the video on my myspace? its good stuff. 'well there must have been a death star canteen, yeah?'
i had a sudden craving for pikelets...
i see you are studying engineering; what is it like?
Xx*Lou*xX





Aug 1 2008 1:05 PM

Hey, thanks for the add. I got the link to your site from your post on Violent Acres a while back. Your stories are fantastic.
And i know how to do those mole calculations too :P Such nerds. though i think you take the cake.
Mårlå▒∀çqµåvïvå[Thaumaturgy lololol]





Jul 25 2008 1:03 AM

Oh hi! I just recently found DDHM and I found your stories to be the best.... when are you coming back?! We miss you! (>^_^)>
Kristen R





Jul 18 2008 4:08 AM

( :
You know you miss the backwards smileys...
Dillon





Jul 15 2008 5:24 AM

You're either the coolest person i've seen in a while or a total weirdo, i'm not sure. Just keep up the awsome work.

The nerd shall inherit the earth!
michelle [is big in japan]





Jul 13 2008 9:13 PM

I had a weird dream last, but all I remember from it is that I was in Disneyworld with you.
Creepy?
Captain Daydream





Jul 13 2008 9:42 AM

I've been reading though your blogs.
You're quite the story teller.
Betty Crocker, Death Rocker





Jul 11 2008 6:23 AM

Psh, I never even got that f-ing gum wrapper.
jen





Jul 8 2008 3:00 PM

You lock yourself in? With your family? Brave.
jen





Jul 8 2008 2:57 PM

Or creepy. But you know, either.
Jo-Ann





Jul 8 2008 2:19 AM

Why thanks..I have many fine qualities...pole hanging being just one of them!
Jo-Ann





Jul 8 2008 1:08 AM

Well true...but I'm a whiny, world-hating post-grad who resents them for recalling all the texts I need...when I know they are just going to sit on their desks unopened...normal service will resume when I finish the damn Phd....keep writing..you make me smile.
michelle [is big in japan]





Jun 28 2008 6:26 PM

no, i'm an uber nerd for LOTR.
I am Kima.





Jun 27 2008 5:54 AM

I read chapter one.
I'm happy tomorrow is Friday.
A Chapter a week will surely drive me insane.
The description of Mr. Miller is deliciously horrible.
I, too, wanted to pop him in the kisser.

BC, will you be my ese?
Marisa





Jun 3 2008 3:21 PM

No not quite, I'm working at the Vidette as the legal clerk.
It is perfect for my love of reading and typing, and I get to know the gossip and news first! :) How are you?
Roll Tide baby





May 30 2008 11:05 PM

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Marisa





May 23 2008 7:59 PM

Hi! What's new with you? Haven't talked to you in a while.
Guess where I'm working???
*Christi Lee*





May 16 2008 10:48 PM

Hey BC Woods, I just bought you as my PET!
Click to find out how much I think you're worth!



Super Uncle!

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Barbara





May 14 2008 5:41 AM

hey man, how's it going?
Love, Passion, and War





May 8 2008 10:55 PM

Since when did BC get stalkers?
See You In Tee





Apr 29 2008 7:48 AM

So, I know you're such a big pseudo e-celeb and you have to beat the bitches off with a stick, but that still doesn't lessen the sting of not talking to you in 94084098 years.

You're favorite stalker misses you. Get on MSN, or at least drop me a comment. Christ.

Id hate to have to find someone else to stalk.
Priss





Apr 29 2008 5:26 AM


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Ryan// ISIBT





Apr 20 2008 7:15 AM

It's a mad, mad world.