music, tattoos, driving, piercings, honesty, holes, bluntness, wood, creativity, automation, wiring, lighting, gripping, electrics, adrenachrome, nice racks, girls w/razors, fearlessness, feats of strength, resistance to pain, old computers, dmx adaptive interfaces, gpib experiments, blondes, smarts, subdued, skinbirds, red on black wings, 32gg's, drunks/the-Irish.
Music
Creedle, anna ternheim, acdc, bahaus, black flag, dead milkmen, breeders, bjork, cramps, carter usm, danzig, decendants, dk, devinyls, dread zepplin, even pete, faith no more, fatboy slim, finch, gnr, green apple quick step, happy flowers, hole, johnny cash, janes, james, jill sobule, dieses leben ,kmfdm, L7, lard, life of agony, locust, love & rockets, mojo nixon, and the toadliquors, marcy playground, ministry, no use for a name, nin, op ivy, pantera, pwei, primus, pixies, raging slab, rocket from the crypt, steve taylor, sabbath, shakespears sister, selecter, smashing pumkins, souxie, sublime, suicidal, swervedriver, scatterbrain, slayer, tokio hotel, mark edmond, vile vibes, murder ballads, all ...and the thunder rolls
Movies
tank girl, breakfast at tiffany's, jacob's ladder, fear and loathing, suburbia, pi, clerks, fight club, man bites dog, mad max, brazil, the secret of NIMH, twister, matrix, 7, 12 monkeys, empire records, do androids dream of electric sheep?
Television
max headroom, sabado gigante, the prisoner, the avengers, the monkeys, top gear, eureka, that tv show from videodrome...
Books
pdr, time out of joint, hardwired, the doom that came to sarnath, do androids dream of electric sheep?, boy scout handbook, invisible monsters,silas marner, bridget jones diary
Maranatha High School
Sierra Madre,California
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: computer science/art
Clubs: chess/yearbook
1986 to 1990
Hillside School
La Canada,California
Graduated: 1982
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: wieght lifting @ymca!
Clubs: short bus, absorbing damage club, 2nd hand smoke club!
About me: road trips. helping people move. Really. tunes, cooler, & 65psi move ya to seattle for gas/cigs... cross-pollination-of: Tech. enjoy the surroundings of bloody-clover, goths, punks, techies, people that ain't afraid to tell-it-like-it-Is ('dena-dogs!) infamously: a 79 ramcharger [@least died topless thx mar] but... good luck sitting in the back
Who I'd like to meet: a girl who can kick my ass.
hopey, tank girl, thula knight
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. Or, if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she says yes, say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement. And every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things...they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. If youre talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "Fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames .
11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket, cause then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
3. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball!
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love guys that speaks for them.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts..and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what i'm talking about.
21. When it's raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say no its just the! rain. Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop cr ying you f*cking baby! Girls like a tough man as I've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. If youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
