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Beard and Face
Female / Sketch Comedy / Jokes

			"Feard and Bace (sp?)" Male 22 years old Chicago, Illinois United States Last Login: 5/1/2008

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Beard and Face's Comedian Bio

Influences	Jewish People. Non-Hitlers.
Members	Ben and Thomas with appearances by: Jeff Turner Aly Barohn Dan Wagner

Beard and Face's Interests

General	b&f on YouTube b&f on TomGreen b&f on Facebook
Music	There's a lot of music we put in the episodes, too much to list every song. But here's a list of artists that have been featured. If you have any questions about specific songs, just ask. Theme Song Adam Green - Carolina In Limbo, Beck, R.E.M., Joe Espisito, Troubled Hubble, Sufjan Stevens, The Decemberists, Mark Mothersbaugh, Starsailor, Simple Minds, David Bowie, Phoenix, Todd Rudgren, Bee Gees, Elliot Smith, Wilco
Books	Chicken Soup for the Bearded Soul Chicken Soup for the Faced Soul

Beard and Face's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Bi
Zodiac Sign:	Aries

Beard and Face's Clips

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Clips: 5

Total Plays: 918

Plays Today: 0

You Are My Face

Run Time: 85

Plays: 176
Comments: 0

The Making of: Beard and Face: The Movie

Run Time: 341

Plays: 98
Comments: 0

Behind the Beard: Ben

Run Time: 441

Plays: 113
Comments: 0

Dinner Etiquette

Run Time: 463

Plays: 198
Comments: 0

Beard and Face Promo

Run Time: 101

Plays: 333
Comments: 2

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Potential Band Names for a Group of STD'd Members (view more)

Dear Santa (uncensored) (view more)

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Beard and Face's Blurbs

About me:
Short: Scare

Short: On the Phone

You can find all Beard and Face episodes on YouTube:

Episode One: Snack Time: Part One
Episode One: Snack Time: Part Two

Episode Two: Dinner Etiquette

Episode Three: Beard and Face Save Christmas

Episode Four: Behind the Beard - Ben

Episode Five: Investigative Reporting

Episode Six-A: How to Use/Wear a Backpack
Episode Six-B: How to Use a Toaster

Episode Seven: The Making of Beard & Face: The Movie

Episode Eight: The Interview

Episode Nine: Blind Date

Episode Ten: Mr. Right

Miscellaneous Shorts:

Dinner with a Winner

A Cartoon Short: Fish

B&F Live:

Dear Santa: Live at Trinity Christian College

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JON ALLEGRETTO	Nov 22 2007 9:01 AM No new episodes?? You guys are starting to piss me the fuck off. You don't want that. Seriously. You don't. I'm not kidding. Really. No shit. Never have you felt the wrath of a pissed off Jon. No not the toilet - I've heard that WAY too many times and it's really getting old. Not funny at all. Get it together fellas, we all are in need. Fo' real doe.
My dog will kick your dogs ass!	Nov 16 2007 4:14 AM hey long time no jokes, you guys. hows it all hangin?
im a pretender	Oct 17 2007 4:21 AM does Thomas work at the H&M in orland? because i may or may not have been there this weekend, and i may or may not have seen him. also, it'd be cool if you'd make more episodes, please!
Chowdi$$	Oct 7 2007 3:02 PM
kristinomics	Sep 11 2007 6:06 AM I'm not a publicity bitch.
JON ALLEGRETTO	Aug 28 2007 1:41 AM That was so dumb. I love it. Nice shorts, Thomas. Ben, I still fucking hate you. You let me down for the last time. It's over.
Brooke	Aug 26 2007 1:45 AM Dearest b&f, How I love you so. You are sexy, and intellectual, and strippers, and you even smell like doody. That is all. --Brooklyn
Marious Decimus Meridius	Aug 13 2007 7:45 AM ewwww cinnamon
N_lagger6969	Aug 8 2007 10:47 PM Seriously though its terrible somebody should shoot that kid in the eye so he can take pictures anymore . Aboslute shit !
DRACULA	Aug 2 2007 1:55 PM You guys have done it again! Episode 10 - Hillarious! I loved the "like most Americans..." joke. And just so you know, I'm raving about your show...
My dog will kick your dogs ass!	Jul 30 2007 3:13 AM hey you... with the myspace of the comedy over there?! tell me a joke cuz i wanna laugh!
JON ALLEGRETTO	Jul 26 2007 2:42 AM I fucking hate you guys so much it's unbelievable.
bird of flight	Jul 25 2007 6:51 PM why would anyone rave about two twenty something nogoodniks attempting to cash in on purile "entertainment"? with your cameras and dashing good looks one would hope that two enterprising gentlemen such as yourselves would dedicate their energy and technology to filming something that people actually give a damn about. like babies being sold on the black market for instance... am i the only one appalled that healthy white babies command such a high price in relation to little black babies, or mexican babies, or jewish babies!?!? that jewish baby will grow up to become an investment banker, or a high profile director with a hit movie/sitcom. that's an investment!!! a black baby could become a hit rapper with a platinum grill, or a pushy baseball/basketball/comedy star (i don't think hockey is an option however... black people tend to avoid ice, and what intelligent person wouldn't!?!?) and the mexican, let us not forget mexicans. hell, i am part mexican. who would run the buffing machines at wal-mart in the ungodly hours of the night, who would care for our gardens, our children, our toilets? they are like brown angels from the south. what happens when home robots become cheap, will mexicans be shot in the street, rather than have the chance to sell their baby in the hopes of making some quick cash to pay the oppressive white devil!?!? Damnit, i DEMAND you do a piece about racial discrimination on baby prices in the black market! equal rights means equal prices for the illicit backstreet selling of human infants!
My dog will kick your dogs ass!	Jul 21 2007 5:05 PM YEAH! The first thing that came into my head when I said FACE real loud (in my wild and crazy dreams) was the Anthrax and Public Enemy song!
My dog will kick your dogs ass!	Jul 21 2007 12:52 AM FACE!? How low can you go? Death row, what a WHITE BOY knows Once again back is the incredible The rhyme animal The incredible Beard, Beard an Face, number one....
My dog will kick your dogs ass!	Jul 20 2007 2:39 AM Hey you guys are interestingly funny...an interesting fact about myself: I collect Mallo cup points, because if you collect 500 points you can get a rebate check for one whole dollar, I know its crazy but I'm only like 20 points away from that SWEET one dollar check that I will be framing.
Come on Shelly, Come on	Jul 17 2007 9:08 PM your videos remind me of the humor used in "stella". i enjoy
Simon & Dillenger	Jul 17 2007 10:10 AM That was DELIGHTFUL!!! ch ch ch check it out Wh WH WHats it all about? we know what its about... A RIPPING GOOD TIME
alculator	Jul 17 2007 12:48 AM im raving about it. but then again, im a raver, its what i do. wheres my glo stick?
JON ALLEGRETTO	Jul 13 2007 8:27 PM Where's my mother fuckin new episode you lying bastards?!?!?!? This shit had better be amazing, or I will have to suffocate you both with peanut shells.
JON ALLEGRETTO	Jun 29 2007 5:40 AM That was retardedly ridiculous and greatly gratifying. . .yeah, I could have used any words. Nice Red Bull cans dudes.
MONA CHER;	Jun 29 2007 12:54 AM loved it.
JBRO	Jun 28 2007 10:22 PM blind date was really funny. cant wait to see the next one
Marious Decimus Meridius	Jun 28 2007 10:01 AM it was funny, it just needs more..... ... ... anal intercourse!
jennnorth	Jun 28 2007 2:59 AM so. the new episode: good. strictly because of Ben's open shirt revealing his chest hair.
Diamond Dwank	Jun 4 2007 4:23 PM Whomever wrote that episode is rad!
Eric Sevenski	May 25 2007 2:29 AM a fact. I don't like when I pee on myself.
Diamond Dwank	May 24 2007 7:38 PM I liked how you switched last names. That was a zinger...
DRACULA	May 24 2007 2:16 PM HILLARIOUS! You guys are CRAZY and I LOVE IT! I loved the Bono question especially.
im a pretender	May 22 2007 8:19 AM q: other than crack cocaine [aka love,] what are you addicted to? a: beard & face.
Flea Market Smith	May 21 2007 6:25 AM anything robert palmer tickles my fancy... -smithy
i'm angie, lets party	May 20 2007 8:35 PM really, really... magical
N_lagger6969	May 18 2007 5:23 AM 8=====D
The Midwest is The Best	Mar 26 2007 8:29 PM Jesus Christ that was funny. Well Done
Cullen no longer fears dolphins	Mar 18 2007 9:26 PM You Guys really need to seek out some professional mental health workers.
ALEC*	Mar 9 2007 7:29 PM Beware Beard and Face. Your days are numbered.
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im a pretender	Feb 26 2007 6:12 PM thank god. [no, thank beard & face] now i finally know how to use a backpack like the cool kids.
Elizabeth Sheen	Feb 22 2007 7:18 PM fun fact: My friend and I plan on stalking Bob Dylan.
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