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Beard and Face
Female / Sketch Comedy / Jokes
Feard and Bace (sp?)

Male
23 years old
Chicago, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 5/1/2008
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   Beard and Face's Comedian Bio
InfluencesJewish People. Non-Hitlers.
MembersBen and Thomas

with appearances by:

Jeff Turner
Aly Barohn
Dan Wagner

    Beard and Face's Interests
Generalb&f on YouTube
b&f on TomGreen
b&f on Facebook


MusicThere's a lot of music we put in the episodes, too much to list every song. But here's a list of artists that have been featured. If you have any questions about specific songs, just ask.

Theme Song
Adam Green - Carolina

In Limbo, Beck, R.E.M., Joe Espisito, Troubled Hubble, Sufjan Stevens, The Decemberists, Mark Mothersbaugh, Starsailor, Simple Minds, David Bowie, Phoenix, Todd Rudgren, Bee Gees, Elliot Smith, Wilco
BooksChicken Soup for the Bearded Soul
Chicken Soup for the Faced Soul

     Beard and Face's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Bi
Zodiac Sign:Aries


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You Are My Face
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The Making of: Beard and Face: The Movie
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Behind the Beard: Ben
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Dinner Etiquette
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   Beard and Face's Blurbs
About me:
Short: Scare



Short: On the Phone




You can find all Beard and Face episodes on YouTube:

Episode One: Snack Time: Part One
Episode One: Snack Time: Part Two

Episode Two: Dinner Etiquette

Episode Three: Beard and Face Save Christmas

Episode Four: Behind the Beard - Ben

Episode Five: Investigative Reporting

Episode Six-A: How to Use/Wear a Backpack
Episode Six-B: How to Use a Toaster

Episode Seven: The Making of Beard & Face: The Movie

Episode Eight: The Interview

Episode Nine: Blind Date

Episode Ten: Mr. Right

Miscellaneous Shorts:

Dinner with a Winner

A Cartoon Short: Fish

B&F Live:

Dear Santa: Live at Trinity Christian College

Who I'd like to meet:

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Beard and Face has 131 friends.
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 nick of north america 


 JON ALLEGRETTO 





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Oct 28 2008 10:06 PM

MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW
This is a test from the kitty network
MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW
JON ALLEGRETTO





Nov 22 2007 9:01 AM

No new episodes??
You guys are starting to piss me the fuck off. You don't want that. Seriously. You don't. I'm not kidding. Really. No shit. Never have you felt the wrath of a pissed off Jon. No not the toilet - I've heard that WAY too many times and it's really getting old. Not funny at all. Get it together fellas, we all are in need. Fo' real doe.
~Tiana~





Nov 16 2007 4:14 AM

hey long time no jokes, you guys. hows it all hangin?
im a pretender





Oct 17 2007 4:21 AM

does Thomas work at the H&M in orland? because i may or may not have been there this weekend, and i may or may not have seen him.

also, it'd be cool if you'd make more episodes, please!
Chowdi$$





Oct 7 2007 3:02 PM

kristinomics





Sep 11 2007 6:06 AM

I'm not a publicity bitch.
JON ALLEGRETTO





Aug 28 2007 1:41 AM

That was so dumb. I love it.
Nice shorts, Thomas.
Ben, I still fucking hate you. You let me down for the last time.
It's over.
Brookie Monster





Aug 26 2007 1:45 AM

Dearest b&f,
How I love you so. You are sexy, and intellectual, and strippers, and you even smell like doody. That is all.

--Brooklyn
Mar10





Aug 13 2007 7:45 AM

ewwww cinnamon
nick of north america





Aug 8 2007 10:47 PM

Seriously though its terrible somebody should shoot that kid in the eye so he can take pictures anymore . Aboslute shit !
DRACULA





Aug 2 2007 1:55 PM

You guys have done it again! Episode 10 - Hillarious!

I loved the "like most Americans..." joke.

And just so you know, I'm raving about your show...
~Tiana~





Jul 30 2007 3:13 AM

hey you... with the myspace of the comedy over there?! tell me a joke cuz i wanna laugh!
JON ALLEGRETTO





Jul 26 2007 2:42 AM

I fucking hate you guys so much it's unbelievable.
bird of flight





Jul 25 2007 6:51 PM

why would anyone rave about two twenty something nogoodniks attempting to cash in on purile "entertainment"?

with your cameras and dashing good looks one would hope that two enterprising gentlemen such as yourselves would dedicate their energy and technology to filming something that people actually give a damn about.

like babies being sold on the black market for instance... am i the only one appalled that healthy white babies command such a high price in relation to little black babies, or mexican babies, or jewish babies!?!? that jewish baby will grow up to become an investment banker, or a high profile director with a hit movie/sitcom. that's an investment!!! a black baby could become a hit rapper with a platinum grill, or a pushy baseball/basketball/comedy star (i don't think hockey is an option however... black people tend to avoid ice, and what intelligent person wouldn't!?!?) and the mexican, let us not forget mexicans. hell, i am part mexican. who would run the buffing machines at wal-mart in the ungodly hours of the night, who would care for our gardens, our children, our toilets? they are like brown angels from the south. what happens when home robots become cheap, will mexicans be shot in the street, rather than have the chance to sell their baby in the hopes of making some quick cash to pay the oppressive white devil!?!?

Damnit, i DEMAND you do a piece about racial discrimination on baby prices in the black market! equal rights means equal prices for the illicit backstreet selling of human infants!
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~Tiana~





Jul 21 2007 5:05 PM

YEAH! The first thing that came into my head when I said FACE real loud (in my wild and crazy dreams) was the Anthrax and Public Enemy song!
~Tiana~





Jul 21 2007 12:52 AM

FACE!? How low can you go?
Death row, what a WHITE BOY knows
Once again back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The incredible Beard, Beard an Face, number one....
~Tiana~





Jul 20 2007 2:39 AM

Hey you guys are interestingly funny...an interesting fact about myself: I collect Mallo cup points, because if you collect 500 points you can get a rebate check for one whole dollar, I know its crazy but I'm only like 20 points away from that SWEET one dollar check that I will be framing.
Come on Shelly, Come on





Jul 17 2007 9:08 PM

your videos remind me of the humor used in "stella".
i enjoy
Simon & Dillenger





Jul 17 2007 10:10 AM

That was DELIGHTFUL!!!

ch ch ch check it out Wh WH WHats it all about?

we know what its about...

A RIPPING GOOD TIME
alculator





Jul 17 2007 12:48 AM

im raving about it.
but then again, im a raver, its what i do.
wheres my glo stick?
JON ALLEGRETTO





Jul 13 2007 8:27 PM

Where's my mother fuckin new episode you lying bastards?!?!?!?
This shit had better be amazing, or I will have to suffocate you both with peanut shells.
JON ALLEGRETTO





Jun 29 2007 5:40 AM

That was retardedly ridiculous and greatly gratifying. . .yeah, I could have used any words. Nice Red Bull cans dudes.
MONA CHER;





Jun 29 2007 12:54 AM

loved it.
JBRO





Jun 28 2007 10:22 PM

blind date was really funny. cant wait to see the next one
Mar10





Jun 28 2007 10:01 AM

it was funny, it just needs more.....


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anal intercourse!
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