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Beata
 Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / Improv
Beata wait, what?

Female
24 years old
San Francisco, CA
United States



Last Login: 8/20/2009
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   Beata's Comedian Bio
BioMy stand up comedy consists of me pretending I’m not feeling awkward and uncomfortable on stage. I also bag on little kids and old people (geezers) cause I like picking on people that are inferior to me. suuuckeeeers. I'm a member of the amazing sketch comedy group -Boner Patrol. Check us out!
Websitetryingtogetmyblogon.blogspot.com
TV Showsoh, like a lot..or something.

    Beata's Interests
Generalnaps, secret handshakes, food. in that order.
Musicthe triangle.

     Beata's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Redwood City
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Co-Owner of Le Famous Lemonade Stand


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Clips: 1 Total Plays: 574 Plays Today: 0
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Comments: 2
 

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   Beata's Blurbs
About me:
pro parking lots
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who owns or has access to a jupiter jump.

   Beata's Friend Space (Top 10)
Beata has 71 friends.
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Beata's Friends Comments
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DJ REAL

DJ REAL



 Jan 11 2009 10:48 AM

Great job tonight!
Emily

Emily



 Sep 9 2008 5:38 AM

Emily

Emily



 Aug 29 2008 12:00 AM

69 friends, and i'm number 1. awww yeah.
Chuck Thetallguy

Chuck Thetallguy



 Aug 8 2008 1:26 AM

OK. That is NOT your best photo, hun.
How u been?
Florida? Really?
Perhaps a background check on you agent is in order....or drug testing.

C
Emily

Emily



 Jun 26 2008 4:20 PM

helllllllla want to suck our dicks.
Kevin OShea

Kevin OShea



 May 6 2008 6:03 AM

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Chuck Thetallguy

Chuck Thetallguy



 Jan 20 2008 8:57 AM

Your set in Sacramento was wicked tonight.
Thanks for coming all that way in traffic.
YOU are a natural.
Kevin OShea

Kevin OShea



 Dec 1 2007 2:49 AM

Thanks for the drink the other night
Vince Averill

Vince Averill



 Nov 21 2007 8:55 PM


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AmirCat Malekpour

AmirCat Malekpour



 Sep 19 2007 6:40 PM

Great meeting you at Annie's Social Club. Looking forward to seeing your standup.
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