Christopher
"As I walk along the Bois Boolong with an independant air you can hear them all declare "He must be a millionare!" you can hear them sigh and hope to die, you can see them wink the other eye..."

Male
31 years old
Seattle, Washington
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
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    Christopher's Interests
GeneralI like drawing and playing music. I like to read and think about stuff. Logic and Ethics, mainly. And doin it with dudes.
MusicThe Kinks, The Beatles, They Might Be Giants, The Slackers, The Bats, The Bees, The Clean, The Jam, Django Rheinhart, Louis Armstrong, Otis Redding, Wilson Pickett, Fletcher Henderson, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Foureyes, The Bananas, Blur, Aislers Set, Poundsign, Henry's Dress, Trackstar, Sportique, Belle & Sebastian, Camera Obscura, Girls At Our Best, My Bloody Valentine, Kissing Book, Duke Ellington, Sidney Bechet, Fats Waller, Oliver Brown, Bright Ideas, the Ski Instructors, Rock the Light, Nar, Knock Knock, Morrissey, The Smiths, Dead Milkmen, Sam Cook, Percy Sledge, Talulah Gosh, the Zombies, the Who, Razorcuts, the Ramones, the Housemartins, Leon Redbone, Stone Roses, Charlatans UK, Guided by Voices, Stereolab, Velvet Underground, Nuetral Milk Hotel, the Lucksmiths, Elvis Costello, James P Johnson, Eddie Condon, NORK, Jelly Roll Morton, the 6ths, Jay and Joel Show, Magnetic Fields, Apples in Stereo, 20's and 30's hot jazz, dixieland, Cheap Suit Serenaders, String Band, Tchaikovsky, Bach, Mozart, Ravel, Miles Davis, Chet Baker, Cab Calloway
MoviesLittle Man Tate, Miller's Crossing, Barton Fink, The Royal Tennenbaums, Brazil, Lawrence of Arabia, Dr Zhivago, Being John Malkovich, Citizen Cane, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Toy Story 2 (say what you like, it was a great film), the Aviator, The Man Who Wasn't There, almost anything the Coen Brothers so much as breathe on, and of course the LOTR trilogy.
TelevisionThe Simpsons. The greatest show ever televised. 'Nuff said. I guess Law & Order, Nero Wolfe, Poirot, Conan Doyle Mysteries, and of course Sherlock Holmes. I dunno, there's just something about period mystery drama. Maybe it's partly due to that I have the soul of 65 year old dude. Stella, Reno 911, Sponge Bob, Arrested Development, Monty Python (I mean, like I could not put it on here). I don't really watch TV that much, though, and really, your realty shows, your Despirate Housewives, your Sex in the Cities and your Queer and Folks can all go screw themselves. Oh yeah, and Ab Fab wasn't that funny. Come on, how many times can you tell the same joke and it's supposed to be funny still?
BooksJorge Borges, Doestoyevsky, Mark Twain, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hunter Thompson, Douglas Adams, Miguel De Cervantes, and burn me for it, but I still like Dickens.
HeroesFranklin Roosevelt, Mohandis Gahndi, Amy Linton, Queen Margrethe II of Denmark
Groups: Little One Fan Association of North AmericaI Love DixielandTrad JazzIndie TradAunt Ruby's Sweet MySpace Babies

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     Christopher's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Kansas City Missouri
Body type:6' 2"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Some college
Occupation:Dogsbody
Income:Less than $30,000

   Christopher's Schools
Sacramento City College
Sacramento,California
Graduated: N/A
Major: Graphic Design
Clubs: Big surprise: Jazz Band
 

2003 to Present
Yuba College
Marysville,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Music/GE
Clubs: Jazz Band
 

1998 to 1999
Palomar College
San Marcos,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Music/GE
Clubs: Jazz Band
 

1995 to 1996
Fallbrook High
Fallbrook,California
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: I was a band geek. I sort of hung out with art class people and nerdy punks. I was the guy who had the dixieland band and was really into ska.
 

1992 to 1995



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   Christopher's Blurbs
About me:


I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6!

THESE MACHINES KILL FASCISTS. I'm 31 years old, I live on Capitol Hill in Loverly, Green Seattle, Washington. I work as an admin assistant for a living, I'm planning on continuing in school to study graphic design and illustration and junk (as soon as I establish residency), and I play in some band. So you see, this is cool stuff that I do. I play piano, organ and keyboards, a lil guitar and tenor banjo, trombone and trumpet and I sing. I like it! I'm a gay man. That means that I'm gay. I'm into Jazz Music from the 1920's and early 30's a lot, and it gets me into a lot of trouble sometimes. But mostly, I like stuff from the general category of what you could call good pop music. I guess that means different things to different people, so it's definately not at all the case that I like all pop music. A lot of what I like is what some people, myself being one of them at times, call Indie Pop. But that's not to say that that's the breadth of the pop music I like. Sure, Chris, try to confuse us by being vague and throw up a smoke-screen so that we won't think you're an indie nazi. Lastly, knowing me will not make you cool or really cause anything cool to happen to you. I am not very cool at all. But I can be pretty nice, and I like to think that sometimes I'm funny. I also think I am pretty interesting, too. I also like to think that I am a giant monster made entirely of jelly beans and scotch. So we'll see, I guess. Oh damn it, alright, fine...I'm cool.
Oh yeah. My LJ can be found here http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=muniaLastly, I am not going to add your band simply on the grounds that you are vaguely indie, nor simply on the grounds that you play "jazz" and/or have a ukulele and/or banjo player.

Lastly, and most importantly, I am, much like Marry Poppins (if not moreso) practically perfect in every way. ..> ..>
Who I'd like to meet:
Nice people and funny people. And by funny I don't mean re-telling standup comedian's jokes or driving home stereotypes and clichets.
Oh yeah, and this guy:

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 The Band That Time Forgot 


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 The Bright Ideas 


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 Darin 


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 katymonster 


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inokentiy





Jul 4 2008 1:25 PM

Chris! I'm going to be in Seattle tonight at 7, arriving via greyhound bus. If you're free you should call me or find me. I have your 916 number, if its changed you should send me your new one. My cell phone may or may not be broken.
Cold Crush Kids





Jun 26 2008 3:52 PM

Ready for the Pre-IndepenDANCE Superhero Party!

..Gonna b NUTS! Free before 11pm

More info @ our Blog ColdCrushKids. com
katymonster





Jun 22 2008 12:29 AM

Raske, you know, the other Chris, and I are in Sacramento listening to the Clean at this second and thinking so much of you.
New Trash





Jun 4 2008 1:08 PM

Hey Chris,

Even though you don't respond to my comments, I'm not gonna stop.

I wanna buy a Ukulele. What kind was yours? I liked it a lot. Or what kind do you recommend? Hope you're doing ok.

AAAAAAAANDY



P.S. here's a present.

katymonster





May 27 2008 6:59 PM

*peep*

I'm sorry I haven't kept in touch.

Expect a package in T - one week.
Armchair Lomax





May 23 2008 5:22 PM

Mr. Sabin and I will be hanging out at Jubilee all weekend. We will especially miss you during this.
New Trash





May 12 2008 12:37 AM

Hey chris what's up?
Cold Crush Kids





Apr 22 2008 1:19 PM

Thanks for adding COLD CRUSH KIDS

Come Party with us at our Launch Party May 1st

RSVP to
www. coldcrushkids. com
(Just send a myspace message)
For $5 Discounted Cover
(Otherwise it's $8)



yolkie





Apr 16 2008 3:03 PM

I miss the shit outta you.
New Trash





Apr 5 2008 10:37 PM

Hey is Chris.
7UP! [NMDG]





Mar 31 2008 12:17 AM

i like the teardrop tatt
Sam Russell & The Harborrats!





Mar 27 2008 11:16 PM

hey, come out and play trombone with us sometime...
Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band





Mar 25 2008 1:21 PM

thepeguesproject





Mar 16 2008 12:36 AM

click here
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7UP! [NMDG]





Feb 18 2008 12:51 PM

im having difficulty with the parents lately. they havent taken too well to the fact that i chose music over college. haha.
Wild Bores





Feb 13 2008 8:35 PM

Thanks for the add Christopher. Good luck with your band. Let me know when you get some tunes recorded.
mAtt NEEDS to be punched in the face





Jan 14 2008 5:39 PM

SHART!
HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
Hell Bent for Heaven





Dec 23 2007 11:06 PM

You're missing out on a lot here. Mainly red light runners who are becoming more fearless and insane by the hour. We need you to come back here and take control of some intersections. Happy holidays dude.
New Trash





Dec 20 2007 1:31 PM

Your comment on matt's page was too similar to mine. I demand a redo.

Rain sucks. Anything new going on with you?
mAtt NEEDS to be punched in the face





Dec 20 2007 10:45 AM

What's up Chris? (everything Andy said minus the playing shows stuff)
New Trash





Dec 18 2007 11:01 PM

hi, chris.
how have you been?
i've been on.
music picked up. i'm play a lot of solo shows now...enough to pay the bills.
hope to hear from you.
Hell Bent for Heaven





Dec 15 2007 5:08 PM

May your Christmas tree be laden with the hot ornamental love of Jesus this holiday season.
Diana





Dec 10 2007 4:58 PM

Oh come on! Somebody's gotta own a piece of Little Edie.
calcium, 100%.





Dec 8 2007 1:25 AM

i know someone who knows someone who works for matthew lesko. you're only four degrees away!
Armchair Lomax





Nov 8 2007 1:39 PM

Happy Birthday.

...and it's NOT funny anymore.
C'mon back now.
The Dutch Elm DUO is pointless.
itsraininginseattle





Nov 8 2007 12:04 PM

Happy Birthday!
Retardo Montalban





Nov 7 2007 7:25 PM

I was at the Tower Theater the other day and I started thinking..."Hey, don't I know somebody that works here?" And then it hit me. "Oh yeah!" I said to myself, "That one guy used to work here! Geez, what was his name?"

I was stumpted for quite a while, mind you, but I wouldn't take it personally. I mean, during the movie (The Darjeeling Limited...Loved it.) I was trying to remember the name of the guy from Men In Black, and I couldn't even get that name right either! I kept thinking Stevie Ray Vaughn instead, so clearly, if I can't remember Tommy Lee Jones' name, then I wouldn't feel too bad if I were you. You're a great guy, but you're not Tommy Lee Jones.

Anyway, my point is that as a defensive mechanism for dealing with our grief at losing you to the soggy northwest, we've completely blocked you out of our memory. And now here you are, posting blogs and bringing it all back. The emotion is a little bit too much to handle, but we'll get by.

...Oh, and nice touch making a fake profile for your fake boyfriend! I'm impressed. Taft would be proud.

Anyway, we hope you're doing great. We really do.
yolkie





Nov 7 2007 5:25 PM

Happy birthday chris o. I miss you dearly. I hope all is well with you up north.
Suresh





Nov 6 2007 7:22 AM

it's your birthday! Happy birthday!
mr_hopkinson's computer ™





Nov 6 2007 1:41 AM

Hello Christopher,

Hey, hope you have a very happy birthday!

Here's a link to my special birthday message page

Have a good one!

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p.s. I've noticed a lot of people
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over there too - click here for that ,
if you are interested !

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Hell Bent for Heaven





Nov 5 2007 7:28 PM

Gracias por el addo. And thanks for making worker's compensation insurance a little less hellish. Hope all is well in your new home.
Miss Rose & Her Rhythm Percolators





Nov 3 2007 3:07 PM

Hi Christopher,
Welcome to the lovely Pacific Northwest. I hope you love it here!
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Clairecords





Nov 1 2007 7:42 AM

Happy Birthday!
Marletta





Oct 28 2007 2:09 PM

Happy Early Birfday to YOU!
I miss you & our eye-fucking sessions. Hope all's swell, and your bigday is a lil' slice of heaven (!)
The West Nile Ramblers





Oct 15 2007 11:49 AM

Andy Tate is dead





Sep 24 2007 2:45 PM

how's the new state of living?
**pxprecordings ON TOUR!**





Sep 16 2007 11:44 PM

uh i think i found yer itrip in my car today. either send me yer ipod so i can make it work, or send me yer address. ahoy!