Beaumont
Mark Beaumont
Mark Beaumont Do you feel lucky, punk bands?

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102 years old
London
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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GeneralWriting novels, watching bands, slagging off Stereophonics in print for lovely lovely cash, DJing, internet poker, collecting rejection letters from literary agents, getting hideously drunk and viciously competetive at pop quizes, filling in internet questionaires about myself
Music'The Indiest Man That Ever Lived', they say, and they're not wrong. Today I'm all about Tilly And The Wall, The Little Ones, The Twang, Neutral Milk Hotel and Bright Eyes, but cut me and I'll bleed Pixies, Magnetic Fields, Spiritualized, Strokes, My Bloody Valentine, Hard-Fi, Bowie, Smiths, Suede, Kaiser Chiefs, Hot Chip, The Kooks, The Upper Room, Giant Drag, Super Furry Animals, The Automatic, Captain, Clap Yopur Hands Say Yeah!, The Holloways, Howling Bells, The Rakes, Kirsty McColl, Arctic Monkeys, Libertines, Killers, Bravery, Maximo Park, The Paddingtons, Klaxons, Hope Of The States, Futureheads, Clash, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Franz, Muse, Blur, Outkast, PJ Harvey, Pulp, QOTSA, Red House Painters, Soulwax, ELO, The Sights, Stars, Weezer, Talking Heads, Radio Dept., Postal Service, Morrissey, This Mortal Coil, Razorlight, Regina Spektor, Flaming Lips, Rufus Wainwright, Elvis Costello, Bloc Party, Sufjan Stevens, 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Sleepy Jackson, Tindersticks, Sparklehorse, Velvet Underground, Go! Team, Gorkys, Grandaddy, Hidden Cameras, Hot Hot Heat, J&MC, LCD Soundsystem, Magic Numbers, Kings Of Leon, !!!, The Arcade Fire, Ash, Beatles, Wedding Present, Ben Folds, Blondie, Brendan Benson, Breeders, Zutons, Wire and - mock if you wish, fools - Peter Gabriel. Oh, and just realised I should put The Charlatans on here pretty sharpish. Hello Tim.
MoviesTry to see pretty much everything without Jim Carey in it. Big on Tarantino, Woody Allen, that dead bloke what did 'A Space Odyssey', 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest', 'Crash' (the new one) and the first 'Alien' (the rest were dross). Sucker for scary movies being, at heart, probably something of a big girl.
TelevisionMost Haunted, Mighty Boosh, anything even vaguely involving Chris Morris, Simpsons (like, OBVIOUSLY), stand-up shows, League Of Gentlemen, property programmes from 5 years ago that make me feel like I might one day be able to afford a house, Late Night Poker, anything I might be on and trashy Saturday night zombie telly when I'm hungover.
BooksCoupland, Easton Ellis, Ballard, McEwan, Amis, Eggers, Faulkner, O'Connor, Dickens, Greene and best of all, John Hawkes 'The Lime Twig'. Absolutely nothing by anybody off the TV, EVER.
HeroesTry not to have any of these, because then you meet them and they smell funny. If pushed: Kevin Shields. Changes music as often as he changes his kecks. Assuming he changes his kecks about once a decade.
Groups: FREE KEE!!!Jonny Lives! in New York CityWriters Cafe

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad
Occupation:International Jet Set Trash



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Typical rock journalist - cynical, sadistic, not as funny as I think I am and easily diverted from writing an important Twang feature of a Sunday night by websites that everyone I know seems to be on.
Who I'd like to meet:
Gig mates, wine experts, entertainment junkies, literary sponges, Derek Acorah, groovy hep cats in general and people who, like me, live in constant fear of the all-green packet of wine gums. A nonchalant air around indie musicians' flats and the ability to make a living as a professional Melissa Auf Der Maur impersonator a distinct advantage. Note to bands: I'm only adding bands I know personally on here so unless you can tell me my REAL first name you've no chance. Anyway, really dig what you guys are doing and you look awesome but I'd make it more Klaxons if I were you and that drummer has to go. MySpace Maps
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Lili Wilde

Lili Wilde



Jun 19 2009 2:30 AM

Please add my new film DELPHINIUM to your friends list. Thank you. xx
www.myspace.com/delphiniumthefilm
Mildred

Mildred



Jun 2 2009 4:10 PM

Happy birthday from the cow.
M [eyes like flint and flower petals]

M [eyes like flint and flower petals]



May 24 2009 2:31 PM

This is so cute! Who's idea was it to stick the wee tags on the Prego single promos?! Love it!
Veronica : Band Manager & Actress

Veronica Fairhurst



Apr 26 2009 9:10 AM

Just dropping by to wish you a fantastic week xx
Clare

Clare



Apr 18 2009 2:17 PM

That we do. The latter part of next week looks good to me.
You?
Clare

Clare



Apr 18 2009 2:08 PM

Cheers big ears! In a mutual appreciation type thing, I enjoyed your guardian guide piece a couple weeks ago.
Big slap on your back! What you up to sunshine? xoxox
Lora

lora kee



Mar 8 2009 11:56 AM

Not drinking until April ? pfffttttt, you're dead to me.
Tam

Tam Johnstone



Oct 10 2008 6:10 PM

We saw these lil dudes playing last night- awesome! We've asked them to play some gigs with us
Ami Barwell Rock 'n' Roll Photographer

Ami Barwell Rock 'n' Roll Photographer



Jan 14 2009 2:16 PM

Hey hey you! How are you? I was with Lora the other night - fun! x
Clare

Clare



Nov 8 2008 8:47 PM

28th November, The Hideaway, North London Town. Oh the glamour. Should be a right little Autumnal treat. Come, do.
xoxox
Clare

Clare



Nov 6 2008 3:04 AM

You may mock Beaumont my boy but I just had a sneak preview of the Christmas one! It's a treat! Hey, Captain have a wee acoustic gig coming up later this month....shall we see you there??? I'm also embarking on a wee side project....one other than waitressing & baking & typing for money. I'll fill you in.
xox
Clare

Clare



Oct 5 2008 9:51 AM

Yo Beaumont! What you up to? Long time no see! xox
Tam

Tam Johnstone



Aug 10 2008 4:45 PM

Come on, bring the Beaumont noize. I DARE you! x

Monday 11th August 2008
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, Shadwell.
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Tuesday 12th August 2008
The Macbeth, 70 Hoxton Street.
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Thursday 14th August 2008
Bardens Boudoir 38-44 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston.
Innercity Pirates

Innercity Pirates



Jul 14 2008 12:18 PM

heres the new video for our song Cockney Sparra. If you would like to watch a better quality version go to the link below and click on the watch in high quality button under the video.



xxxx

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=P6WlbciIAnA



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APOCALYPSO CLUB

APOCALYPSO CLUB



Jul 14 2008 1:43 PM

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Lora

lora kee



Jul 1 2008 10:44 PM

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Grant Box

Grant Box



Jun 3 2008 12:02 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
stuporfly

Crispin Kott



Jun 2 2008 9:45 PM

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Oh, Inverted World

OH inverted World



Jun 1 2008 5:21 PM

what an amazing flyer, must be for an amazing night

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Lora

lora kee



Jun 2 2008 10:27 AM

I love you more than my luggage. Happy Birthday my beautiful friend.
The Standards

The Standards



May 29 2008 1:14 PM

Happy forthcoming birthday, here's an early gift.

XxX
Ange!!

Ange!!



May 21 2008 2:37 PM

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Jamie.

Jamie Purdie



Apr 26 2008 12:42 PM

hi Mark, cheers for addin me - hope u remember me from the Joe Lean and the JJJ gig in West London about 1 month ago. Just wanted to add you and ask you for some tips really, as I am in a band and we are hoping to succeed the in industry. We are Indie/Alternative, and I kno that you kno exactly what is expected of bands like us, so I thought maybe u could giv us some tips n let us kno wat u think of our music.

the myspace is: www. myspace. com/thetelstarslondon

Cheers mate, hope to hear back from you soon.
Clare

Clare



Mar 18 2008 11:17 AM

Hey. You. Beaumont. When you gonna come drink beer with us? After the chocolate fest that marks the crucifixion of our sweet Lord? What say you? xox
Tam

Tam Johnstone



Mar 10 2008 3:53 PM

Aw you don't need SXSW. It's shit :)
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