After years of opening for powerful bands such as The K-FED Experience, The Mighty Mighty Miamitones, and The Burnt Hairs Power Punk Trio. Beaver Avenue (formerly known as "Wally and the Sexy Time Explosions") have finally cum into their own as a top notch basement-oriented-touring performance band.
With the new C-3500ZXY decorative glowing bonanza string in the band's arsenal, Our new and improved lazer-light show is better than an acid trip with the Merry Pranksters.
Rolling Stone writes, "Beaver Avenue have only just begun to get their feet wet, and they are soon to be swimming in a sea of retarded sexuality." Axl Rose says, "I'll kill those fuckers! just who do they think they are? Fuck faces....shit! come get some Axl greese bitches".
When all is said and done the Beaver may just leave a bitter, rotten, stale fishlike, taste in your mouth, but like a good desert hangover, you'll sleep it off, wake up in your own drool,piss,vomit, and poo....forget most of what happened and cum running, kicking and screaming, back for more.
Get your hands on the Beaver!
Experience "Smell the Beaver" in the privacy of your own home (or car) (or boat) (or learjet): Beaver Avenue's first full-length CD is here!
ONLY $10.00
SEXY BEAVER T-SHIRT - $13 (click pic to use paypal)
Well Hells Yeah!!!!!! I miss you guys! When are yous coming back to play me a private show like the last one? LOL About life... This is the strangest life i have ever known.. I'm glad you didn't forget about me though. Yous guys are the shit!
I'm goin' so fast that I can't slow down It's hard to get up when you're spinnin' round and round I'd tell you the news but nothin's changed I'd sing you a song but they blew it away All wrapped up in this stupid ass game
Oh I changed it baby. I didn't put Beaver Avenue in my music faves originally cuz last time I told someone that Beaver Avenue is my favorite band I got arrested. BUT I AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK FOR THE MUSIC MAN!!!!!!!
ding-a-ding-ding! what's up for halloween? how 'bout some hot and toasty goul nuts w/gut sprinkles? mmm! nothing is more tastier than nuts mixed with eye balls and bloody fingers. you know you like "deez nuts." so eat 'em while there hot and before rigor mortis sets in. have a spooky week end. and as always, thanks for loving beaver. ***warning*** consumption of "deez nuts" may cause jaundice. please eat responsibly.
hey beaver avenue! we have expedited your 1st batch of: BIG BEAVER TAIL NUTS! they are a sampler platter and may seem a tad bit sticky and salty, but that's just the "special sauce."our devoted patons rank them A-1! let us know what YOU think. enjoy "deez nuts." and as always, thanx for loving beaver!! ***WARNING***we are not liable for choking so please eat responsibly
