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My wife, Adrienne is by far the biggest interest in my life, although she would say my dogs are, there is nothing I wouldn't do for her. I never thought I'd feel this way about someone, but she IS the first thing I think of every morning, and the last thing every night. SHE is my life. It took me 35 years to find her, well about 25 to find and another 10 to realize, but she is the best thing that ever happened to me and I will always love her.
Music
I listen to it. I sometimes wonder what it would be like to sing, I have even tried in the shower. I'm told it sounds similar to a hyena being raped by a pack of walruses. I hate when people turn up their car stereos to the point that it sounds like a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant, so we are moving to the country to eat a lot of peaches. Since I couldn't carry a tune in a cylindrical vessel or receptacle used for conveying material, I have no choice but to listen. Here are some of my favorites:
I watch them. I have an extensive collection of over 700. One could reason that they are a cornerstone of the social aspect of life, if one were so inclined. What could be better than inculcating a movie quote conjoined with immpeccable timing? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Here are a few of my favorites:
I watch it too. I Mostly watch the news and history channel. I hate reality TV, who cares if Bill gets $50,000 for eating a donkey spleen, or if Laura and Steve hook up on the island, boat or house. It is a colossal waste of time. In a hundred years, whose going to care if Sven and his life partner Jeremiah are fighting on the Real World? It is amazing the amount of crap that people will actually sit down and watch, like my profile on Myspace for instance, what kind (assuming there is more than one kind) of an idiot would waste their time on this? Now go get out there and be somebody!
Here are a few I enjoy and yes that IS a picture of olympic women's curling, I can't get enough of it.:
You aren't a full fledged Republican yet, but it's probably the party that fits you best.
You probably consider yourself an independent Republican. You usually support the party, but you also think for yourself!
I read these. Some are thick, some have pictures. The ones I enjoy most are political or historical with some classic literature. Its weird really because I only have the ability to read in ancient greek, but I type in portugese, hence the italian tone of this rant. Here are some favorites:
Heroes
Heroes - I have a few. Jesus was the main one. When it comes to mortals, we have George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, William Wallace, George Patton, Single mothers, Martin Luther King, Pat Tillman, Condi Rice, My mother, and Pootie Tang. Another hero of mine is Bill Brasky. Did you know Brasky was the best damn salesan of the year in 1987? He once ate a homeless person on a dare. He sheds his skin twice a year. Brasky once scissor-kicked Angela Landsbury. He takes showers in vodka. Bill once oversaw the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson. He has a toenail on the end of his penis. Brasky once put out a forrest fire by hocking a lugie on it, then breast fed a baby deer back to health. He masturbates to the teletubbies. Brasky went public with his buttocks and made $7 million. Bill once knocked out Bea Atrhur and Candace Bergen for not chipping in on a plate of wings at Hooter's. He has a nickname for his penis, He calls it "the Octagon", He also named his testicles, the left one is James Westphal, and his right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. Here are some more, heroes not testicles, in a particular order:
Austin Peay State University
Clarksville, TN
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Health, Mathematics, Agriculture, and currently Political Science
Minor: Education
Clubs: Intramurals, Partnership For A Drug Filled America, and DAMM(Drunks Against Mad Mothers)
Greek:
Pi Kappa Alpha
1988 to 2007
Jo Byrns School
Cedar Hill, TN
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Beta Club, Mu Alpha Theta, Baseball, Football, FFA
1977 to 1988
BEAZ's Companies
Box Shipper Clarksville, TN US Sothern Wombat Slave Labor
About me: My name is Scott Beasley. My views.....
Finance - I don't believe in banks, I keep my earnins in a coffee can.
Immigration- Got a strong back, we can use ye.
Government - They oughtta keep their damn noses out of people's business.
Higher Education - Never had much cause for book lernin'
Technology- I don't much cotton to all these computers n such.
Religion - The day I set foot on that beach in Normandy, I never wished more that there was a God in heaven, and I was never more certain that they wadn't.
Health Care - I can't complain. My leg hurts, it means it's bound to rain. Wish them doctors at the VA could get that shrapnel out of my shoulder.
History - A lotta people don't know I was the first man to get a team of horses up Bear Mountain, yessir.
Entitlements - No, no, I don't need your charity, they ain't no such thing as a free lunch where I come from. Now, if you'll excuse, I got some work to do.
