Paying hookers to give me piggy-back rides. Slapping women who offer them to me for free.
Music
The Arcade Fire, Flight of the Conchords, Interpol, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Dangerdoom, MC Chris, Death Cab for Cutie, White Stripes, Low, Mike Doughty, New Order, Pulp, Red House Painters, They Might Be Giants, Tenacious D, UNKLE/DJ Shadow, Violent Femmes, Wilco, Glas Vegas, Pete Yorn, The Cure, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Arab Strap, The Faint, Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai
Movies
innumerable favorites, but here's what springs to mind...
everything by terry gilliam
donnie darko
southland tales
melvin goes to dinner
i heart huckabees
napolean dynamite
lord of the rings trilogy
mockumentaries
Television
All of Adult Swim (esp. Aqua Teen Hunger Force) except for the anime shit... all of that stuff sux unless i'm HIGH and the tv's muted.
Most of HBO's original stuff, but especially The Wire, Deadwood & Carnivale (even though the bastards cancelled it mid story)
Family Guy/American Dad
Futurama/Simpsons
Mr. Show
KITH
Lately, anything not reality based
Books
The Transparent Society by David Brin, How Would a Patriot Act? by Glenn Greenwald, All Tom Robbins, Howard Zin, Art By Committee, Truth in Comedy, Everything that relies upon mythology... so I guess everything.
Heroes
The Weenis and Spaghetti Jesus and Vomit Jesus and Fecal Jesus and Joe Don Baker and just a pinch of CKY.The Hoff
Here's what I watch for fun:Here's what I do for fun:
On the back of my sexy man foldout spread it reads:
I'd rather smoke pot than drink.
My dog's name is none of your business.
I often confuse the words "thirsty" and "ugly".
Hobbies: Some light bike riding.
Hating the commander-in-chimp.
Trying to get noticed by the NSA. Which reminds me, watch this:
Who I'd like to meet: The hottest women on the [in]ternet. NO Fatties. Only skinnies, but not crazy-skinny. Basically, you should know what a sandwich is and have eaten more than two and less than twelve of them within the last 6 months. If you meet these simple prerequisites, by all means read on.
I have come up with a very unique and one-of-a-kind plan for getting lots of sexy time with members of the opposite sex. Using the "INTERNET" and its facilities, such as myspace.com, I shall ensnare unsuspecting women in my web of seduction and flat-out lies.
hey Brian.. I don't think I saw you at Waltz this week, but I wanted to let you know that I've been scheduled to sing last minute at Waltz, tomorrow night at 10. the band will be kickin it too, so if you aren't doing anything I hope you can come hang :)
hahhaa! we miss hangin! we thought about how to play you like an april fool... and didn't come up with anything clever enough! hope to laugh at a show soon!
wowww...i just saw your bro's page and at first thought it was some lame page you made of yourself 8 years ago. faareaky! oh and where's that new profile pic you were supposed to have?
you are forever in my heart as one of my favorites! who the hell else would drunkenly break the law of dangling legs over a subway wall with me...'
question mark
thats awesome that you found me. wouldnt you rather i fuck around all day on myspace than give you dumb banners to do? :) holla! off to the polls i go...
