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"Spicy gils!" -Adrianna
"If you don't eat the fish, the fish will eat you." -Unknown
"CORN?!" -Lizzie
"Oh, he looks tired." -Adrianna
"HAWAII!" -Kyle
Raviolli, Mr. Norrington?" -Me
"Oh my shadow is killing me!" -Adrianna
"Let's get together and...HUG!" -Christine
"Lt. Dan, ice cream!" -Forrest Gump
"Drunk Bitch....!" -Tyler
"Your carpet looks like an idiot." -Me
"MAM! I GOT SECOND PHASE!" -Katie
"Suddenly i look over and Becki's in a waffle iron!" -Bridget
"I'D DO IT MYSELF BUT I DON'T HAVE THUMBS!" -Beggin Strips
"It felt like giving birth to a baby in reverse." -Me
"You should write a book. How to offend women in five syllables or less." - Swan Princess
"You want tummy sex?" -Grand Chawhee
"Hey guyth! Look! Shnackwellsh!" -Lizzie
"No shooting friends, joseph!" -unbreakable
"The snake crushing granny wings!" -Lizzie
"My hobbies include guitar, and spinning disks on a stick." -Demitri
"CHEX?" -Me
"Mrsh. Thomas!"-Lizzie
"Becki, why can't you just fall off a cliff so i can have my own bachelor pad?!" -Adrianna
"I didn't want to pop your tumor!" -Me
"I'll fuck you like a bull!" -Grand Chawhee
"I wouldn't sell a house for you if you were the last squidword!" - Spongebob
"I want him to make me a pony!" -Grand Chawhee
"Scott's related to duches cuz he's on crutches." -Eldon
"Some people get the hiccups and throw up. I get the hiccups and drink more." -Garret
"What do you get when you fall in love? You get enough germs to catch pamonia!!! After ya do they never phone ya!" -Aunt Lala
"As long as people can change, the world can change." -Two Weeks Notice
"Anything you draw can have a face on it." -Tyler Lambert
"i'll stick a baker knife in your eye." - Spencer
"We're the only men in here." -Dustin
"Finnegal." -Sean
"Who else would I be? I dunno. A billy goat?"- Eldon
"Katrina Plaid Shorts." -Me
"Hey your ass looks familar, can I have a cigarette?"-Me
"The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time." -Finding Forrester
"When I imagine my father I imagine a giant tree falling on him...is that weird?" -Lizzie
"You can be spiritual in the morning and get wet in the evening." -Anonymous
"My favorite meal is pussy with a side of tits." -Robert
"That's my sister. She came out of the same vagina as me." -Trever
"The red can with the drippy thingy!" -Robert
"But a Horton's a Horton. No matter how large." -Becki
"Trever doesn't have any condoms. That's okay I'll just use saran wrap." -Johnny
"6 ounce little squirt." -Radio in reference to Samson's penis
"Make up sex is worth fighting for." -The Wedding Date
"You're lucky I just ate pants. They're full of protrien and fider." -Adrianna and Me
"Fuck, you're off to jail." -Ben
"Do you like de football?" -Katriana (lol)
"Do you know how to make a gay fish?" -robert
"And all I could say was, 'Hello'." -An Affair to Remember
"Gum! I like gum!" -Adrianna
"Old water! That's not even funny!" -Adrianna
"She has a cute baybay!" -Adrianna
"I'm all over that like handsome on Kyle!" -Me