...i am much too elite to waste time with something i cannot claim as my own, treat as i child i have personally passed through my birth canal and fit perfectly into my back pocket to recommend to you, not for your viewing pleasure, but instead so that i may feel that i am a central figure in the marketing and sales of this product in hopes that I will become a great and powerful image of critical reliability in the realm of cinema....but yeah, mostly movies with Steven Seagal...he has a mighty chop kick...
Television
...Kill your Television...
Books
...authors would be a much better category.....Thompson, Danielewski, Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Bradbury, Martin, fuck...this could go on forever...also Mark Twain is a demi-god....
Heroes
...captain planet...pretty much everyone else i can think of are dead or in prison....and i refuse to have a prison hero....except for Michael Scofield....and he has the blueprints for the prison tattooed on his back...it does not get much smarter than that...
....My name is Brett Turner and these are things that I am not...i am not a princess....i am not an apple seed...i am not made of pie or jelly...i also am not Jewish, nor am i a woman...i am not a liquid, or a gas, or a bedsheet...i am not concerned...i am not a part of the big picture...i am not a good listener...i am not responsible...i am not a homosexual and i am not a fancy duck...i am not a good dresser...i certainly am not a house plant, though i play one on tv....i am not on fire and i am not here...in summary, i am not you because you are not interesting...and i am not interested....
...stabby stab...
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY!!!! I ENJOYED STRETCHING THE FUCK OUTTA YOUR EARS LAST NIGHT WITH THAT PEN!!!! BEAUTY IS PAIN ... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. LOVE YOU BUNCHES!
The Cory Taylor Cox Band ( myspace.com/corytaylorcox ) is playing at Ben Farley's House- 451 Macedonia Loop Jasper, AL 35503 (the Underground Theatre) Wednesday December 16th @ 8pm. Also playing will be Ben Farley & the Beautiful Losers ( myspace.com/benfarleyband ) ALL AGES, everyone welcome. $5.00 admisssion (donation requested)
This guy (Red Mouth- from Bilouxi MS) myspace.com/redmouthband is playing a Free Concert at my house this saturday October 24th. all ages , everyone welcome. please no drugs alcohol or smoking allowed. Thank You. Wear a halloween costume if you want. for directions to the show (Ben Farley's house)- go to mapquest.com and search for directions to 451 Macedonia Loop Jasper, AL 35503...I'm also doing a stand up comedy set and some of my piano/ guitar songs. Show starts at 8pm on the dot and ends at Ten pm sharp. I hope to see you there. Bring all your friends and support the local scene. Donations appreciated.
Come see & Hear the Amazing sounds of the Ben Farley Band Saturday September 19th @ the Battle of the Bands @ Jasper Jaycees Fairground on Airport Rd. in Jasper, AL. The Battle starts @ 4pm & Ben Farley plays at 5:30pm just before She'on. Buy Ben Farley's new CD for five bucks.
Come see Ben Farley & the Beautiful Losers Band's comedy & music show (featuring rapper Omega 416, Jonathan Guthrie, James McCauley and Joseph Higgins) @ Legal Grounds coffee shop located on the corner of 18th st & 4th ave in Jasper on Thursday September 3rd from 7pm til 9pm. free show, all ages.
Party/ live music show at my house (the Underground Theatre) this saturday August 1st. featuring Daniel Owen from Huntsville. myspace.com/danielowenal plus my band myspace.com/benfarleyband and Lost Creek from Carbon Hill myspace.com/backyardbarnyard. ALL AGES *no outside food, drinks or smoking allowed. The address to the house party- show (Underground Theatre) is 451 Macedonia Loop Jasper, AL 35503. everyone welcome. show starts at 8pm and ends at midnight. *"it's all about the music."
Dance Party at my house tonight (saturday July 11th) 8pm til Midnight. (the Underground Theatre) 451 Macedonia Loop Jasper AL 35503 featuring DJ Rumpkin, rapper Omega 416 & yours truly on acoustic guitar and piano songs. Everyone Welcome.
Hey, BABYDOLL! Just wanted to say once you slacked off on the booze juice your quiet the stay-at-home daddy! Cleaning,taking the kids to swim class, not to mention the special treatment you have been giving me ;)
YOUR LOOKING KINDA TEMPTING IN THAT HEADBAND!WELL, ALSO KINDA FAMILIAR...I KNOW I'VE SEEN THAT LOOK BEFORE. CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE. I'LL LET YOU KNOW IN A MINUTE! I LOVE YOU. P.S. FACE IS A GOOD NAME FOR A DOG
So what's up ... we are having another little girl!! I will be visiting AL in Sept with my oldest little girl, V will be staying home with the newborn. Better have time to visit with me!!
love ur new profile song. or should i say "our" song.i also love ur new pic.but not the cat in the pic.i hate cats.cats are stupid.they serve no purpose.and right now that cat is tearing shit up so i gotta go. love you
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