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Bev Haut

General Info

  • Genre:

    Female / Comedic Writers

  • TV Shows

    One time when I was 5 years old I was on the Howdy Doody Show and they asked me to do the Bosco commercial live. (I was adorable even then, obviously.) By the time they were ready, I had to pee so bad, I was crossing my legs with anxiety, but I was a pro. I got up there, drank that Bosco, and waited until we got the all-clear sign before I peed on the floor. TV may not be my best medium. Or large.

  • Films

    The Long Riders; The Prize Fighter

  • Albums

    All I have left are CDs. And DVDs. Dave has a few albums, but they’re pretty old and funky (kinda like his sock drawer).

  • Website

    beverlyhaut.com

  • Bio



    The President-Elect!



    I’m a native of Georgia, lived most of my life in Atlanta, but I moved to Southern California to marry my beloved Dave back in February of 1996, and we’re still together! We celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary on April 17th, 2008.

    I was a professional writer in high school - a byline columnist for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution – in fact, here’s my very first column (sorry for the poor resolution; it’s the only copy I have after the Great Fire of 1976):



    I became a professional comedian a few years ago. I finally had my knees replaced in late June 2007, and was about to really break out, making a fine name for myself, but just as things were starting to really come together for me – I was a semi-finalist in the 2006 Orange County’s Funniest Person Contest, and later selected as a quarter-finalist in both the 2007 California’s Funniest Female Contest and the Ultimate Laff-Down XI (within two days of each other, the first comedian to do so in those competitions) – I had to retire because of other health issues which affected my consistency. I’d reached the point where I was simply unable to "get out there" as much as a comedian needs to in order to get funny. That’s not going to change, but my life is still amazing and still devoted to creative pursuits in other areas.

  • Members

    Alcoholics Anonymous

  • Influences

    Richard Pryor, Monty Python, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard, Roseanne, Richard Jeni, Red Skelton, Jonathan Winters, Seinfeld

Blurbs

About me:

MySpace Layouts

Decision '08 Presidential Results





Since retiring from standup, I've devoted most of my time to the Barack Obama Campaign for Change.

The results are coming!







Senator Obama's final campaign speech:



The REAL John McCain!!!



We all have a dream ....

SMACKDOWN!

Reality Strikes!





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MyObama MySpace Layouts Gallery!
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Who I'd like to meet:

George Clooney. And George Clooney. Or a clone of George Clooney. Or a fully-functioning robot of George Clooney. Or some of the hair muck from his hairbrush, really, that's all I need. For now.


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I'd also like to meet all these people who supposedly look like me (Spock? Seriously????):

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph



Speaking of Atlanta, here’s a photo of the tornado that went through downtown in March of 2008 ~ you can see the funnel cloud on the far left, just to the right of the tallest building:

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"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-8...

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Monroe, GA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 0" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Writer, Political Activist, Retired Comedian
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

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