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Benari
Stand-Up
Benari Wrong again, Benari. Wrong again.

Male
32 years old
NEW YORK, NY
United States



Last Login: 4/20/2009
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   Benari's Comedian Bio
Websitebenaripoulten.blogspot.com
InfluencesJohn, Paul, George, & Ringo. Mark Twain. Groucho Marx. Richard Pryor. Bill Murray. Stan Lee. The Force. Whiskey.
TV ShowsNot Just Another Cable News Show. It's on CNN's Headline News. GUNPLAY: The Last Day in the Life of Brian Darling (HBO) - Yay! An HBO credit! It’s not for comedy, though. And I’m 11 years old in it because it was made a thousand years ago. I get shot in the head - hilarious! It won an ACE award. Do they even still give out ACE awards? I think they stopped giving those out when they invented color TV. Oh, I’ve been on NY1’s THE CALL. NY1! More than once. Beat THAT.
FilmsSchool Ties

    Benari's Interests
General
MusicThe Beatles. Radiohead. The White Stripes. Pixies. Elvis Costello. The Kinks. Nirvana. Kanye West. Big Band, Swing, & Jazz. A lot of other music.
MoviesRaiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strikes Back, (the ORIGINAL) Star Wars, Casablanca, Young Frankenstein, The Matrix, Citizen Kane, The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash, Anchorman, The Blues Brothers, The Front, Casino Royale, Duck Soup, Goldfinger, The Fisher King, A Hard Days Night, Ghostbusters, Bullets Over Broadway, Annie Hall, High Fidelity, The Producers, Better Off Dead, Superman, Superman II, Spider-Man, FailSafe, Dr. Strangelove, The Manchurian Candidate, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Fight Club, Stripes, most Bill Murray movies, classic Mel Brooks, Harvey, School Ties
TelevisionBSG. 30 Rock. Heroes. The Daily Show. The Colbert Report. Friday Night Lights. The Venture Bros. Robot Chicken. Kids in the Hall. Mr. Show. The Muppet Show. Any show that will hire me to be a staff writer.
BooksINVISIBLE MAN by Ralph Ellison. SLAUGHTER-HOUSE FIVE by Kurt Vonnegut. CATCH-22 by Joseph Heller. VALIS by Phillip K. Dick. BRAVE NEW WORLD by Aldous Huxley. WHAT MAKES SAMMY RUN? by Budd Schulberg. ***Comics: WATCHMEN, V for VENDETTA, SANDMAN, James Robinson's STARMAN run, THE INVISIBLES, TRANSMETROPOLITAN, GLOBAL FREQUENCY, PREACHER, CASSANOVA, THE LAST OF THE INDEPENDENTS, THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS...
HeroesJohn Lennon. Bobby Kennedy. Mark Twain. Walter Bernstein. Kurt Vonnegut. Christopher Reeve. Nick Fury. Superman. Indiana Jones.

     Benari's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Lovable Fop

   Benari's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
I am funny. You should really hire me.
Film - Composition - Screenwriting
I will write an awesome movie for you.
Television - Composition - Writing
Who wants to read my FAMILY GUY or 30 ROCK spec scripts? I also have a SMALLVILLE...any takers?


Benari's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 3 Total Plays: 280 Plays Today: 0
Benari Poulten - "More than meets the eye!"
Benari Poulten - "More than meets the eye!" rating
Benari Poulten @ the Comedy Studio, 12/01/2007
Benari Poulten @ the Comedy Studio, 12/01/2007 rating
Benari Poulten - NYC free condoms
Benari Poulten - NYC free condoms rating
 

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   Benari's Blurbs
About me:
I am a writer and comedian in New York City, but I started out in Boston. I feel that's important to mention. I have a blog. I just graduated NYU's Tisch School of the Arts with an MFA in Dramatic Writing. Which makes me a Master of the Fine Arts. Which is worth about $100 grand in debt. I'm a former Congressional Aide, a former staffer for the '04 Kerry campaign, a former almost-child-star, and I'm a Staff Sergeant in the Army Reserve. I still don't know what I really want to be when I grow up. Sometimes:
You are Superman
Superman
95%
Spider-Man
85%
Green Lantern
70%
The Flash
70%
Iron Man
70%
Robin
65%
Supergirl
65%
Hulk
60%
Wonder Woman
55%
Batman
50%
Catwoman
35%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.

And sometimes:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
95%
Superman
80%
Hulk
75%
The Flash
75%
Robin
72%
Green Lantern
70%
Iron Man
65%
Supergirl
57%
Batman
50%
Wonder Woman
42%
Catwoman
35%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
I am a geek. I might officially be the last person to join MySpace. Good for me.
Who I'd like to meet:
God. I have some questions.

   Benari's Friend Space (Top 19)
Benari has 247 friends.
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Benari's Friends Comments
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The Brad-Ass

Brad Richardson



Apr 20 2009 8:24 PM

what is and should never be
james

james



Nov 10 2008 10:53 PM

When? Why?
james

james



Nov 9 2008 12:30 AM

Lets be honest, when we were at the met game a year and a half ago talking about what was going to happen in this election, we couldn't have been more wrong.
Ryan Britt

Ryan Britt



Sep 5 2008 12:22 AM

You're still alive.

You're way past "last day" in Logan's Run. You better find sanctuary soon. There is no renewal Benari. But you don't have to die after 30. You can live....live!
Kambri Crews

Kambri Crews



Sep 4 2008 7:37 PM

Happy birthday, Benari!!!
Burke

Michael Burke



Sep 4 2008 4:07 PM

Happy Birthday, my friend!
Neil Charles is FLY without wings...

Neil Charles is FLY without wings...



Sep 4 2008 10:54 AM

Happy Birthday Ben!
Sara Benincasa

Sara Benincasa



Aug 30 2008 7:53 PM

AT THE RNC YOU BECOME A MAN! 31! WHEEE! Happy early birthday, citizen.
misty

Misty Mcdade



Aug 29 2008 4:48 PM


Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

hope your birthday is a special one.
your friend always misty
Kat

Kat



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Sara Benincasa

Sara Benincasa



Jun 29 2008 5:09 PM

And also, there is this:
Sara Benincasa

Sara Benincasa



Jun 28 2008 5:24 PM

This is a video interview with you.

..
Brendan McGinley

Brendan McGinley



May 6 2008 7:14 PM


You have enlisted in Hannibal's Army!



We will either find a way or make one!
Geordarna

Geordarna



Apr 25 2008 6:28 PM

Oh simple son...you amaze me!
Meggtastic

Meggtastic



Apr 10 2008 10:47 PM

i love that i saw u last nite! Random... but not really!
Meggtastic

Meggtastic



Apr 8 2008 9:51 PM

so RAD that u came to see ATA!! Thanks buddy-meant a lot to me!! XOXO
Geordarna

Geordarna



Mar 31 2008 3:44 PM

SO excited to see you tonight! I feel like its been forever!!!!
Geordarna

Geordarna



Mar 28 2008 7:06 PM

How cute is the picture of us!! OOOOO I love it!
Sara Benincasa

Sara Benincasa



Mar 12 2008 3:13 AM

GAAAAAAAAH! Sunday interview yes? Also, I made this!
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Pat O'Shea

Pat O Shea
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Feb 2 2008 8:43 PM

Pats 32 Giants 27...just a hunch...
matt sears

matt sears



Dec 16 2007 10:02 PM

Judging by the smell of that train car, that homeless man must have had some really expensive cheeses in his pocket.
Montikilla

Todd Montesi



Dec 13 2007 3:38 AM

Snip!
-tm
Ian

Ian



Dec 7 2007 5:15 AM



This time, Richard Pryor has come to Metropolis, er, uh...Smallville
james

james



Dec 2 2007 9:49 PM

Alison Block

Alison Block



Nov 29 2007 8:43 PM

Hey Benari...have a good show. Hope you're doing well..
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