We’re looking to network with animators on short film projects. We can supply music and scripts along with some laughs. Check out our MySpace page for examples of our work.
Just got an air date! Make sure you catch me starting on June 5th for the TV special, The Dark Prince, on ABC Family. It is a 10-episode series on the antichrist shot entirely in Israel. There are a few shots in my photo pics. And you guessed it, I play the title role. ~B
Announced Today 40th Anniversary of Woodstock Free Concert in Golden Gate Park San Francisco, October 25, 2009
In honor of Jimi Hendrix, who headlined the festival in 1969, 3,000 guitar players will attempt to break the World's Record for the Largest Guitar Ensemble playing "Purple Haze" -- all at the same time!
AND NOW FOR A BREIF COMMENT CONCERNING THE ABOVE STATEMENT FROM THE ROBOTS FROM MARS
You can’t fool us. We know that this is really a teaser for that new HIPPIE EXPLOTATION flick,
ROCK N’ ROLL HELL!!!
Rabbit Show Reject, “I believe there is another gig at the Golden Gate Park in September, to celebrate the life of Isaac Asimov.
4,000 Robots will attempt to fart 'Mr. Tambourine Man' in unison. ”
Robots From Mars, “We also heard that the 4,000 Robots would then go on to New York City where they will help canonize Bob Dylan.
We presume that it will be a gauntlet of farts from the East Side to the West ending with a grand finale crowd-pleasing version of “All Along The Watchtower”.
Just think, 50 years ago Mr. Zimmerman couldn’t afford a hotel room in New York City and now we are re-naming a district after him. ”
PS The Hendrix Gig is for real…3,000 guitar players killing “Purple Haze”.
The Robots From Mars are proud to announce our sponsorship by Twin Peaks,
the manufacturers of the Anti-gravity Invisible Bra.
Twelve billion dollars has been added to the current US budget to help further develop and promote this fine product.
All females and fat men over 16 cycles will soon be issued their first see-though bust supporter in a variety of invisible colors.
Help support this program by gleefully wearing your Anti-gravity Invisible Bra outside your shirt!
The guys from RFM
PS NOW FOR A DISCLAIMER CONCERNING THE ANTI-GRAVITY INVISIBLE BRA!!!
Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental since the government would never ever really give you anything that you truly wanted or remotely liked or needed.
We’d like to take this opportunity to thank you and to thank all musicians everywhere for the inspiration that we draw upon. We must all remember that we stand upon the shoulders of giants and to those that have come before us. Streams of thought run into rivers of creativity which then flow into the ocean of general consciousness. We are all more than what we seem.
And now for more mundane matters concerning self promotion,
Check out the “Sher Delight” Show on www. hgrnj. org tomorrow, this Tuesday, February 3rd between 12 noon and 3pm Eastern Time (5-8pm England or 6-9pm Central Europe Time) for a preview from our new CD, “It’s All So Clear From Here”.
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The ROBOTS FROM MARS have a new song, “Spaceship Earth”
“Better plug your ears so that your brains don’t leak out…” Johnny Air Guitar.
Visit their My Space page to experience the #1 song from the Red Planet. The reviews have begun to come in:
“Spaceship Earth is destined to become the worst song of all time!” The Psychic News Network
“Spaceship Earth sounds like it was played by a bunch of drunken robots…” The Snob Blog & Party Hearty Militia
“Can’t wait to jam with the Robots From Mars!” Bill Clinton
“Yuck Yuck…The Robots From Mars sound like Devo on uppers…” George W.
“The Robots From Mars are incredibly boring in a heavy handed low brow sort of way.” Dick Cheney
“Spaceship Earth will take you to a place that you don’t want to go!” Barak Obama
“Just like some Democrats we know,” John McCain
“If you are really really BUZZED and you squint really really hard, the Robots From Mars don’t SOUND half bad,” Bender, “And it shouldn’t matter that they paid me to say that… I still get to keep the money, right?”
Please stay on your own planet! We are sorry to say that we watched the Phoenix’s successful landing on Mars. Why are you here? We would like to know if this Peeping Tom behavior will ever end? Do we spy on you? Well…that’s another story.
PS You’ll never locate your first Polar Lander. It was just yummy. It is hard to describe the succulent taste of rare Earth metals. Please send more wreckage!
PPS A kindly reminder from the Robots From Mars… The First Law of Robotics only applies to synthetic beings of Earthly origin.
INTERGALLACTIC PROTEST LAUNCHED BY THE ROBOTS FROM MARS!
The Robots From Mars have launched a protest with the Beetlejuice Gaming Commission. The major issue focuses on the disadvantage that metallic robots have when playing Pong since most robots tend to light up when struck by the game ball. “But that all depends on the size of the game ball verses the size of the robot,” the Great Butbot advised, “there’s a proper ratio with these things.” Johnny Air-Guitar, “Getting struck by a ball of light is a real and constant danger…if I light up I’ll give my position away.” Rob “Rainbow” Marley, “I light up if I’m within six feet of a Pong match. I think it is a radiation thing.” “You’d light up anyway,” Johnny Air-Guitar added. “You’re always smoking.” This reporter noted that most of the beings attending the protest in the office of the Beetlejuice Gaming Commission took some of these comments by the Robots From Mars as a joke. But I’m not convinced. I never met a synthetic that had a sense of humor.
ZZ Van Hendrix, “Bowling is even worse than Pong. What robotic ten pin wants to stand around with 9 of his buddies just to get knocked down so that he has to continually pick himself back up again? It’s a senseless stupid ritual! And who gains…some fat old hippie in a tie-dyed T-shirt? Bowling and Pong are both barbaric. They should be outlawed!”
Reported by Texas Rose & the Lone Stranger For the Martian Blog and Neitherworld News Service
